Nibi love thread

Nibi love thread.

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I'm sure that's what a lot of serial killers said before they started mutilating animal corpses. You should seek out a therapist and talk to them about these feelings you have.

I wouldn't actually mutilate it. It would more or less just dissect it.

Don't listen to this guy, just ignore it. It's a phase

I just hope the next phase is the animal torture part, that sounded neat-o

I'm sure that's what they all said too. It's just dissection.

Yeah, a phase that leads to serial murder.

Wet tiger thread

Why are all your carvings so nondescript? Also that's what I'm hoping for. We need more people to die; I wouldn't feel especially uncomfortable if it were me, either

Makes me wish I had him to snuggle tonight.

I'd rather have an electric feel thread.

Because that's where they need to be to exist. You shouldn't want people to die.

>It's a phase
You have no idea who I am. I've had a fetish for blood and cutting for many years, and now it's starting to become a gore and death fetish as well. I have a ton of furry gore and I legitimately like it. I've been coming here for years, and gore never bothered me. I think it's kinda cool to imagine how someone died when I see gore pics.

I'm not going to become a serial killer. Like I said, I won't kill someone unless necessary. But I am a bit of a necrophiliac. I did have that phase when I was 15, and I'm starting to really wonder what it's like to be with a corpse. Memes aside, a dead girl really can't say no. At least I would feel loved if I was with a corpse.

That tigger is too round. He needs to lose some blubber.

I like round bellies.
Maybe not that round, but still.

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Wow, dude. Wow.

Squash likes the big boys.

Hey, I can't help that I'm fucked up. At least I'm aware of it and try to prevent myself from actually doing anything.

This picture is a favorite of mine, they have nice cocks and are sharing a lion.
That i did not know, but big for me is muscle. big for him is fat.

No. I mean, that's one of the saddest things I've ever heard.

I actually saw that in person along with the rest of the album.

How so?

I feel ya. That lion has an amazing body.
This one here is the kind of body I would go for most.
That or I'd like to have.

And I'm not into fat per say.
More a muscle gut fan.

People are evil

Where's my paladin I'm a'goin' smitin' today

They all have very similar bods, the lion's mane put him above the others.

So a muscle daddy type huh?

What is so wrong with that?

That's pretty cool. I'm thinking of going to a Wye Oak concert soon. In fact, I am going. I just bought the ticket.

You don't think you're capable of feeling love from a living person?

Pretty much. It's why I'm a zoophile as well.

You can feel love fro another person.

hey look it's the guy who sculpts dumb meaningless shit that looks like dildos

I never said anything wrong with it, just pointing out the difference in opinion.

Hey, look!

Yeah. I like 'em with a bit of give to them. Something to cuddle up to.
But I want to know they could toss me around as well. Something comforting about big guys.

Why point it out at all?

Do you keep changing your name for attention or what

Keep the conversation going?

>zoophile
kys disgusting
much photoshop much proof!!!

I'm not sure I believe that. I'll always hate myself. How can I be loved by someone if I don't even love myself?

Maybe one day.

Also guys like this. I don't mind them bigger than usual.
As long as it isn't ALL fat.

You shouldnt taint Andrew with your shitty presence.

Thats also why I hate you, faggot.

I don't blame you.

Yeah not skinnyfat, but just bigger all around,

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Sure, that's how I get my attention. Why not?

Why would you do that?

>photoshop
Toppest of keks, my man.

Jesus loves you.

I'll just be there to hear the music.

I blame you

Yeah. I'm trying to bulk up myself.

>toppest of keks, my man
are you being serious? I can't tell

Jesus can fuck off.

Why? It's not like I wanted to be a zoophile. I just want to feel loved, and it seems that only animals can do that. They don't see the flaws on the surface. Humans do.

I am being serious. Denial of what you did won't save you. You're just Clint 2.0.

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Why do you want it to stop?
Keep lifting!! Don't stop, and one day you'll see yourself in the mirror and be proud!

You dont deserve love, you deserve to have your throat slit and fed to hogs.

Any sneks in the tall grass?

You have no idea how happy that would make me. All I want is to die.

I need to get a gym membership.
Start eating lots of meat.

not denying anything :^) in fact here ya go if it makes you happy

But think of all the fun you can have with those hands. And he's also technically dead, so there's that too.

>I have autism, wow this sure is easy
I have autism, wow this sure is easy

I don't necessarily.

Good

ohh smexy!
If you got alot of weight already, just do body weight for now.
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I don't believe in any of that shit.

Could you help me?

Also, that's the wrong text. Do better for me, yes?

It doesn't make me happy. But if that's what you get off too, I'm not gonna judge.

I'm actually pretty slender.

don't get off to it :^) now stop talking to me you retarded narc

Thats not the wrong text, its literally editting the html

But I don't want to talk about Squish face's sexual preferences.

That's fine, but still, just think of it for a minute. He's the perfect guy for you. He loves you because he has to, he's dead, and he's emaciated so you can be all domineering.

Sure thing, boyo.

I don't know what that means. Html is computer stuff, right?

I'd rather be with a girl.

Then chop that peepee off, he's dead and celibate, so it wouldn't matter.

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Make a plan to exercise and stick to it. if your slender now, aim for a max increase rate of 2kg a month. if you use heavy weights it would be at least 1/2 muscle, then do a cut as necessary.
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But he wouldn't have tits or a vagina.

Yeah, id love to kill you.

As long as it's quick and painless, I'm dead serious (pun not intended) when I say I would actually want that to happen.

Do you know where I can find a work out guide for this?
Like what I need to eat and lift?

I'm sorry that I'm this ignorant about computers, but I don't know what I'm looking at.

He's dead though, so you could change that.

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Needs more snek

Either way, that's not what I want.

You would've failed grade 8 computer class

Id just stab the fuck out of you so you could bleed to death. Faggot.

Well, I guess there's no satisfying some people.

My school was poor as fuck, we had one computer in the library and that was it.

I would prefer a gunshot to the head.

Shut the fuck up, you dont get to choose shit.

Then I guess you won't be killing me any time soon.

Who is fapping harder to this convo: Nibi, or Dash?

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Nibi, you're too much of a pussy to kill anyone.
You can't even kill yourself.

He likes it when you talk like that, you fool! You foolish fool!

I'm not fapping. It isn't enjoyable, so there's no point.

lel kys

I will if I can ever find my dad's shotgun shells.

Normally everyone would say check out /fit/
But there's alot of shit to sift through.
Instead i suggest you read up on bodybuilding.com or reddit/r/fitness to get started.

If you can't do a gym for some reason, (anxiety) then a simple 30kg dumbbell set and bench can go along way.
Truth

Shots fired.

I still have faith in you, Nibi.

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Well, I have more than enough room here for a simple bench, and I could lift the bars sitting here.

I might check the second hand store. I'm sure one of them has some weights. I just need to find a reason to stay motivated.

Is that the american ww2 sniper that wore a feather in his hat ?

mhm

Empty threats

I have no faith in you.

Nothing I said was a threat. Unless you are referring to yourself.

Then it's just kind of sad.

Vietnam was his war.

The motivation could be as simply "this is what i do to say healthy and fit instead of running"
However diet plays a huge role as well. and you should first get that in order as a high priority.

Then it seems I am in good company. I also have no faith in me.

>Nothing I said was a threat
Sure thing

didn't read properly was too tired but yeah vietnam not ww2