/tdf/ - Tour de France, Stage 16

Post memes.

First for 1agan

MEMES, YOU SAY?

Eventually I'll keep up with the memes.

so, sprint or not today? why the fuck is EQS making a break with two guys, no faith in >kittlel anymore?

My body is ready

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FEEL THE BERN

Niggers not allowed in this thread, back to Africa.

>pinot ;_;7

> Brazil FILTERED

lad, your flag is a square, get out

>muslim niggers FILTERED

>using pedals

What?
I can't hear you.
You see, I FILTERED YOU.
I FILTERED YOU OUT.

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Flecha a robot confirmed.

I'm just here for the (you)'s

>I'm just here for being a nog
Hi nog.

what's your point?

Hi nog.

HOLY FUCK YOUR COUNTRY IS FULL WITH NIGGERS WHY DO YOU CALL ME NOG FUCKING APESHIT

>being literally mad
>he's actually a nog

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>being this uncomfy

this is giro and vuelta are superior desu

> not filtering Brazil and rendering /tdf/ 87% better.

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HEY FROOME
FROOME
FUCK OFF FROOME

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Vuelta has been better than the tour every year since 2012.

how can you watch this shit sport

Define "better."

good on murray

bout time we had a proper lad on tour

more exciting

i am a real cycling can and can confirm the vuelta has been the best tour for the last few years

froome ruins everything

2013 TdF was pretty decent, certainly better than that year's Vuelta.

Please keep uncomfy thoughts out of this thread.

The GC battles were more interesting.

Closer more exciting races.

I haven't been following cycling that long but certainly this year's giro and last year's vuelta were better than this and the previous tour.

Last year's giro though was a bit dull, contardor dominated it hard.

who else rooting for Fabian today?

>tfw he will get cucked by sagan again

Not a fan of ol' Horndog?

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I do

would be glorious if he wins in his hometown

Takes a lot of doping to get this fat, Greg LELmond

LeMond was clean.

Covered tram rails just before the finish

So was Lance

Lads, where is the photo of the /tdf/ sign, but not the photo of the frenchie holding it on FTV broadcast?

(you)

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Why is your flag square?

Would drift while listening to eurobeat/10

How does everyone bypass the doping tests lads ?
Do they get caught and bribe their way out ?

got my carbon wheels lads, now just waiting on the cassette and new tires to come in the mail

Where is your moe anime jersey?

Why not just swap it over from your old ones?

In any case, noice.

slam that stem m8 if you've got carbon wheels

why is your country a shithole
why your country lost 7-1
why do you even post here

What does TDF stand for? What even are these threads?

Have a (You), nog.

The Dutch Faggots

noice, would call a fred but be internally jealous of/10

gotta have them rapid wheel changes dude

Torch the Dutch Fag

This is a comfy thread m8
Dont be a bully,even when telling the truth

THANKS JUAN

>departmente du dubs

ebin

Based Alaphilippe & Based Martin.

Stage looking good already.

I think that bike is a bit small for you m8.

It's good to have beater trainers (the Aksiums) and have the Reynolds' for incredible hihg speed

It's already a 100mm stem family how much shorter do you want

kek Alaphilippe just happy to be there

lads, how do i get used to the position on a roadbike? I tried a bit on a stationary bike at home but it hurts my wrists, ass and I cant find out how to actually sit without crushing my testicles. I dont have cycling shorts yet, will they fix the problems?

Stems with less than 120mm are for girls, as are over 0.5cm of spacers.

Are you a girl?

I'm 5'9 and the frame is a 54cm, the seat post is really high because I'm used to a high saddle (my tibalis anterior and calf muscles are used to extended overpronating cadence form, any lower would feel alien and somewhat taxing)

>HEY ROY
What did he mean by this?

also
>triathlon cycling shoes

Cycling shorts might help a bit but it is probably more of a flexibility and strength problem for you. If you put less weight on your wrists they stop hurting. If you are flexible enough to bend your hips and back so your weight is on the sit bones your ass will hurt less. Don't sit on your testicles.

But a road bike at any position takes some getting used to.

I can't have too much reach since I have mild scoliosis to be quite honest

They're roadies very similar to Sidi Genius 5's; plus the difference between the two is so paltry that it is really just marketing

who else /waiting/ for Rudy Project to release the Tralyx in Etixx colors?

>because who wants orange lenses

is the stationary setup totally flat? if it has a riser block under the front wheel those things slay your nuts. shorts and gloves will fix those issues but if they don't go away you want a bike fit.

FUCK PUCK

I feel like it would be funnier to watch if they didnt cover them.

>mandela day
fuck that murdering nigger

>a forced, uninteresting class about Mandela day which no one cares

>be a woman
>get famous in whatever field
>still get asked to pose in skimpy outfits every other week

(you)

Humm, sorry they looked like Tri shoes.
Move along now and enjoy your ride.

>le edgy contrarian teen who doesn't like Mandela meme

well she retired at age 24 so I don't think she's in it for the craft

>"sport has the power to change the world" - nelson mandela

Then why did he bomb things?

Does anyone even give a shit about the white jersey? I've heard maybe a handful of mentions thereabout in the entirety of this year's Tour coverage

Was that supposed to be a witty observation

ENOUGH

FUCK YOU

Starting on the wine

>dont sit on your testicles?

how can I avoid it though? should I sit far back, far at the front, in the middle? I feel like bending my upper body so much is causing the problems, should I maybe raise the handlebars to about saddle level?

Was that supposed to be bantz?

Sit bones have that name for a reason.

Google about bicycle position and saddle choices.

Already on the beer. Enjoy, la.

On day two of going full teetotal because my family are all alcoholics and I was just a few sessions from getting permarekt.

Have a glass for me friendo.

You shouldn't do anything until you get a pair of cycling shorts, they compress your balls in a way that sitting on them is impossible, and make chafing and getting a rash from the abrasion and friction almost impossible (so long as you wear nothing between your body and said shorts- no underwear!)

actually my father forgot where the riser for the front wheel is, so the back wheel is elevated for like 2cm while the front is flat on the ground

Someone post webm of that recent crash

Do you have a problem with this?

You too

Wew. Congrats on the decision and good luck.

how much you drank a day?