I'm bored in hospital after munch shootings. Ask me anything

[Michael Baker]

I'm bored in hospital after munch shootings. Ask me anything

[John Roberts]

sand nigger

[Liam Howard]

tits or ass

[Daniel Collins]

are you happy

[Jackson Collins]

...

[Jayden Cruz]

Where you shot by the gunman or are you the gunman?

[Logan Reed]

Pretty much yeah

[Elijah Carter]

kill yourself. finish the job you degenerate.

[Henry Long]

Explain what went through your mind.

[Eli Gomez]

where you in the macdonalds video

[David Thomas]

Wo warst du als du angeschossen wurdest?

[Charles Richardson]

How do you feel about being culturally enriched by the religion of "peace"

[Robert Morris]

tits and timestamp or GTFO

[Adam Green]

I've been shoot in the stomach

[Dylan Miller]

you dont look german kek

[Matthew Bell]

Give us a timestamp, shooting victim.

[Lucas Anderson]

Why'd you shoot yourself then? Police go easy on you?

[Blake Baker]

Dont have the pen but here's the tit

[Joshua Campbell]

>munch

fuck off with your weak laparoscopy bullshit

[Christian Gray]

What, did you think that all Germans look like the Aryans in Nazi propaganda posters, you uneducated fascist pencil-dick?

[Charles Collins]

...

[Cameron Gray]

>Munch
>Shot in the stomach

Top kek

[Jayden Gonzalez]

Sand on sand crime

[Chase Kelly]

Keyhole surgery is pretty straight forward buddy. You're usually out of hospital the same day. Not tubed up and looking like a patchwork quilt like OP.

[Gavin Sanchez]

topkek all the fags in here thinking you were the one did the shooting

[Aiden Cook]

...

[Aiden Cook]

Basicly not much. I was just WTF is going on and after a few seconds inwas on the ground with a fucking pain and i thought i was going to die.

[Ian Bennett]

So what's the name of the clinic you are in? Und sag mir, was ist ein oachkatzlschwoaf? Prove you're legit!

[Alexander Turner]

Timestamp

Also if legit you'd have a better experience posting this thread on Sup Forums

[Aaron Bennett]

That was in Germany you asshat.

Armer Kerl. Wie geht's so?

[Daniel Cooper]

>mfw Americans don't know Munich is in Germany

[James Garcia]

This. If you do this I will go to Sup Forums for myself just to see shit go haywire.

[Aiden Bell]

>OP is a complete mess of patchwork

he has some tiny bandaids on the exact spots the laparoscopy instruments would be inserted

> bullshit bis ich die Diagnose auf nem Papier mit Krankenhaus logo lese

[Luke Ross]

Fixed it for you.

[Ryder Nguyen]

Not gonna post the name of the clinic faggot.
außerdem: Eichhörnchenschwanz

[Brandon Thomas]

NotOP, but I -am- from Munich and don't know what an oachktz...-somethingsomething is. What the fuck.

[Jonathan Reyes]

Ich bin in Ordnung, aber würde sich besser fühlen mit weniger Bauchnabel

[Adam Carter]

das war viel zu einfach

Mal serious frage
wie fühlt sich das an angeschossen zu werden ?
Wie lange warst du bei bewustsein ?

[Jaxson White]

Op here. Moving to Sup Forums

[Jack Davis]

Gesundheit!

[Justin Powell]

When you get better, will you help build a mosque in your country to further relations and satisfy your need to show your white guilt?

[Christian Allen]

Link the thread once it's up m8

[Bentley Richardson]

ne, es war viel zu einfach dich davon zu überzeugen dass ich OP bin.
Wir wurden alle verarscht von OP... als ob grade einer der Verletzten ein Sup Forums lurker gewesen wäre...

warscheinlicher ist das der Attentäter einen auf AN HERO gemacht hat

[Aaron James]

was gehtn hier ab??!!! : D
FOR REAL!????? Du bist eines der 26 angeschossenen Opfer??? Krass. Das ist so irre...

[Benjamin Howard]

so unrealistisch ist das nicht das einer der verletzten n lurker ist
man wird doch wohl noch hoffen dürfen

[Adam Nelson]

Europeans on the internet summed up in one post.

[Bentley Butler]

Did you get to finish your bigmac?

[Benjamin Jenkins]

Do you even Bayrisch m8?

[Sebastian Robinson]

how did u get shot

[Nolan Robinson]

ja, wenn man bedenkt wie viele Deutschlandfäden es hier mittlerweile gibt, magst du wohl recht haben. Wissen wir mittlerweile was über die motive?

Wissen die Bernds auf Krautchan mehr?

[Lincoln Bell]

with a gun

[Bentley Wright]

...

[Chase Ortiz]

Was it a Muslim?

[Owen Gray]

Well, did you fight back or did you just take it?
Serious questions: did the shooter say anything you heard and remember? Did you know any of the victims? How many women do you think will want to sleep with you now just because this happened to you?

[Jeremiah Scott]

hast ja merkel gehört
sie sagt war n verwirrter einzeltäter

[Gabriel Nguyen]

penis pix? :3

[Robert Carter]

Right, Penis pix?

[Noah Wood]

Can i eat nudelsuppe whit a tee spion ?

[Juan Martin]

...

[Camden King]

>fight back
>without a gun
yeah, sure

[Andrew Barnes]

Yeah his son

[Justin Green]

munch shootings?

Learn to Spell summer fag

[Jackson Sanchez]

See

[Brayden Foster]

...

[Easton Lewis]

Holy shit, are you okay?

[Evan Wood]

and that's why like all american's have guns

[Robert Sanchez]

show your dick

[Thomas Parker]

LIEEEEEES.

those are celioscopia wounds. No bullets.

[Cooper Morris]

halt dein maul du bastard, bisher hast du noch nicht auf eine deutsche response geantwortet. mal ganz davon abgesehen das du deine eigene stadt nicht richtig schreiben kannst.
ich hoffe du verreckst an einer sepsis innerhalb der nächsten stunden.

[Jack Martinez]

OP, how does one actully eat holocaust semen?