Waifu claiming thread.
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>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
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Nuh uh.
Oh, that's so bad then.
Night squid!
good night, hope the link works for those are not a dingus
dropbox.com
Claiming the best musician of my heart! Nonon!
i feel like shit. :c
claiming boatie.
Arch Wizard of the Crimson Demons claimed
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Post Iowa futa
I don't know, perhaps some combo of Ragyo and influence from Life Fibers.
Nui a shit
I want to explode together with Megumin
Fuck off, Mako.
Lets get rooight into the WAIFUS
Claimed.
claim
Haaai i'm here.
How are you guys?
Also claiming Stella
Noice
I dont care
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Ryuko had a bunch of life fibers and she is basically normal.
Why are you hating so much?
MeguMEAN
no
>futa
AbsolutelyDisgusting.jpg
Morning.
Well that's why i suggested something about a combo, and because she's the grand couturier she probably has been around life fibers outside her body for a long time like the Original Life Fiber, and she was born from it as well.
Fuck off I already claimed her
I was gonna say Nonon was best...
MeguNICE
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OHIO!
Evening
It's almost 8 AM.
Help me get some sleep already.
Afternoon
Ooh, that makes more sense. Damn, I wanna be friends with Nui now, ask her to sew me a tie because I'll be needing one soon.
Its almost 10pm here.
Go to bed.
She would make a great friend! if i had her make me a tie of some sort i'd want it to be like Yoshikage Kira's.
So what I do:
Make your room as dark and silent as possible.
Wear comfortable clothing or none at all.
Be sure not to use your phone or TV or computer for about 20 minutes before going to sleep.
Instead of counting sheep, simply imagine yourself sleeping.
If all else fails, a good fap will help you relax else releasing dopamine and other brain chemicals to lull you into sleep.
Saber claim still no sleep edition
But I need my computer to fap so it would take me at least 30 more minutes.
That's a nice one. Since mine will be for an internship, I'll have to settle for a simpler one but pink.
I think she would have a pet silkworm or spider
It's so full of typos.
I really need to proofread this shit.
So sleep already.
I should too. But oh well.
Hi how's it going Rory?
Go to sleep.
Pink is always good.
I'd figure she would have some kind of pet similar to the Covers
5 o'clock in the morning playing league. I have some regrets
Really the phone and computer thing is to help your eyes relax after using the devices.
Also to deter you from "accidentally" watching some show or movie. Trying to sleep after watching something suspenseful or scary or even comedic will keep your brain preoccupied and stop it from trying to enter rest mode.
I'll try that out this very night, thanks for your help.
And tons of typos indeed, but I don't mind. I know my English can be pretty broken sometimes.
Right now I'll just accept my fate and pretend I did got some sleep.
Where do you live again, Rory?
I don't like her pets, they scare me. Pink and white are my favorite colors.
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They are pretty dangerous.
Mine would be Pink, Purple, and Red.
speaking of pets what happened to that Little animal that was on young Nonon's head?
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There are supplemental methods also.
A lot of people use warm milk or chamomile tea to fall asleep.
As well as melatonin tablets.
Sleep aid drugs tend to leave people hungover so they should be last resort methods.
My roommate says that certain tones help with sleep, but I'm sure he just wants white noise.
Truly the best way to fall asleep is in the arms of your lover.
The monkey on her head was still with her even in middle school. Maybe it died and that's why she wears the skull.
Nice color choices too.
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That's pretty sad, at least it had a happy life with Nonon.
Many thanks user
What if my lover is fictional.
Starting to get tired. Yourself?
Only if you lost.
About 300 kms from Kirino
Get a dakimakura, silly
You already know who I am, silly.
She's fine, she's just metal as fuck of this is true.
It's not the same. And there's no daki's of her anyways.
I did
Night waifu can't keep my eyes open much longer
I don't have a clue who you are
>who is this fine user?
I'd go for sleeping pills.
They can't be too expensive and are most likely the most efficient alternative.
And I'm not going to have an easy time finding arms to lay on unless you'd be willing to travel all the way to Chile.
Night. Go pass out safely.
>having a crush on a Japanese cartoon character
>being such a reject in america that you pretend to be Japanese
>mfw when Japan is extremely xenophobic and cringe at you people just as much as Americans do
I thought you knew I did the intensify gifs, wonderful.
The End Game is Coming Prepare chicken For queefing Anal (external) and Three niggers stole CHRISTMAS, damn aliens. Signed, Mr CUNNILINGUS cock boi dolphin.
Also, while raping, I MEAN RAPPING, I'm an(d) ANACONDA, killing, stealing nigggers' grandma's sex machine from 9/11.
Went the (the) THANKFULLY MOONMAN of the towards a SHIT HIT THE FAN! Cuck, dubs (check'd), lubricated (checked, check'd) hitler (cheked) ate Holocaust semen from (???) while HITTING IT FROM THE BACK, so that my nigga NIGGERS (generic white guy name?) hivemind!
Just the tip, Judy.
Starting to wake up.
Sleep Well~
I think she prefers more classical music.
I drink hot chocolates at late night. Even if Im in a chair it makes me pass out. Listening to a good slow album helps too.
Hanako "punished" me
Yeah u see i'm only starting to wake up from this post
QotT: What's the most bizarre thing to happen in /waifu/?
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Just be careful not to become dependant on them. Benadryll (diphenhydramine(?)) is the most commonly used sleep aid. It's really effective, but can dry out your sinuses and leave you hung over.
Melatonin is more of a natural sleep aid. Still, use in moderation. It claims to be non habit forming, but when I worked in the Pharm people would buy that shit like it was going out of style. Same with Benadryll.
Won't Kirino be jealous of that statement?
Everyone hanging themselves while fapping
The threads became 24/7
No, not really. This is the first time I've been told
SH. SHUSH. BE QUIET. SILENCE. SILENCIO. SHUT UP. CLOSE YOUR MOUTH. SHUT YER TRAP. STOP TALKING.
Thanks for the bump
You cheeky bastard.
Konata dick
Hanako "The Punisher"
You're so cute when you blush~
Nani sore?
Beep bwaahp
Hey Sachi, good morning!
Here's some (you)s
Doing alright. I woke up a bit restless because I stayed up late to watch Star Trek. Movie fared well. Und you?
Hi Saybah!
G'night Saybah!
Only if you've plans for the day
Akek-o
I doubt they will go to Japan and bring their waifu pillows if they own one
What'd she do? C'mon whisper it to me
Mini ballistic missile; it was sudden
Tristana claimed
Hello there.
I do tend to keep it quiet, unless someone asks. How was your day anyways wonderful? Any sunday plans?
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>I beg of you ;-;
Hi, what ya up to?
Make me stop~
Aww shet! Now I wanna know what happened
Sachii make that megumin dropbox a Mega
One Math question. That is all.
>sigh
>not this again
NO. BE QUIET.
The tracks in Dark Souls sound amazing, maybe i should try one of the games at some point.
Was listening to this youtube.com
I was just about to make dinner in a bit.
Yourself?
Also that's a weird render.
Good morning.
Und claimed.
You should really play Dark Souls 1. It's pretty good man. In my top five favorite games of all time.
What's for dinner? As for me, I'm watching this because I missed out on SGDQ this year.
youtube.com
>weird render
I like odd.
What did he mean by this?
You should try Dark souls 1,3 and Bloodborne.
せんりつ の たつまき
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I would a submarine