I like my women like I like my

I like my women like I like my

sugar.

White and sweet.

eggs

beaten

Whiskey

12 years old and mixed with coke

Ravioli

Soft on the outside, meaty on the inside, and can be eaten raw.

Just once I'd like to see Sup Forums not make jokes about shit that matter

coffee

ground up and stored in jars

kys nigger

Coffee.

With my dick in them.

Boiling hot coffee I hope

You put your dick in women? What the fuck's wrong with you?

Cars... Sleek, fast, and full of gas

Coffee,


Strong black and anywhere I can get it

Sardines

Wet and old.

Pigs... Made into bacon. MMMMmmmmmmmmmmm girl bacon.

Yeah boi

Like my women farty

i like my women like i like my life
i hate them both

Self

I don't

Men

With a penis

Chicken...

Battered

Something something something underage and dead

Chocolate.

White

Coffee.

Covered in bees.

Kekd to the ends of the earf

Wine

12 years old and in my cellar

Sausages. Badly burnt, slapped on a bun, with ample tomato sauce.

Coffee

Black, bitter, and with a spoon in them

Franzia

6 months old and in a cardboard box

I like my women like I like my hentai. Not real and makes me feel ashamed