What would messi's life be like if he was shit at sports?

what would messi's life be like if he was shit at sports?

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Probably a 1m50 dwarf selling bananas and oranges on a Buenos Aires market

Hed take his kids to school, then work 9-5 in an office doing paper work and come back home to watch tv while antonella cooks his dinner

His family was middle class, wasn't it? He'd probably be use his autist to study engineering or something

Probably a shut in that plays video games and shitposts on Sup Forums all day.

that image is a lot funnier when you realise that the tallest person there is at most 5'9

This and collecting miniature trains.

>antonella
>implying he'd even have a gf

>alles

this, he would just be another virgin hating on Ronaldo

And then you realised there's a painting of Dani Alves directly behind him....

even funnier how Messi is still somehow the best dressed there still

lol he's dressed like a sub teacher.

Yeah, seeing people of average height really cracks me up as well

Why do they dress so badly?

rafinha is the only one not dressed like a mong

lel

Probably a low level white collar job. He wasn't a street kid.

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>black on black with more black

Not taking many risks there

still better than the accountant

I'd think him the bodyguard if he was taller. Either way only normal guy there. Messi autistic as usual and the other guys are top fuccboys

why are they dressed so badly

they take advice from /fa/

with Dani Alves he said it's because he wore rags growing up so he's proud to use his money be as extravagant as possible or something like that

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Far right is looking slick af to be honest

i want to live a white suburban middle-class life with messi :&

>dat bulge

Next to messi, is he wearing an embroidered fake watch on his sleave?

>italians

I don't know, but I once took a pic with him and he's got a thick wife

dat body

This is a world class athlete in the third world.

No one ever praised Messi for his athleticism.
Only the common scrubs rely on it.

Well tbf Akinfenwa is the better footballer anyway.

he's decent

Messi's main ability is his speed and agility, he has to be as light as possible

plus he is surprisingly strong on the ball

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Extremely average for a footballer. Probably means she isn't a gold digger though.

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well, he probably got married before coming to Europe to play for a "big" club (Sevilla)

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You just know she can cook her ass off

So Rafinha and Messi are the only ones that know how to at least dress somewhat decently? What in the literal fuck are these 7-1s doing in the middle?

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Is that some dadcore

In football you need something called skill, something almost unheard of in American sports where the only requirement is to be a big fast nigger.

6ft aryan 8/10 playing in arguably the best club in the world gets that. RLY MAKES U THINK

>the best club in the world

>antonella

user please, we all know she wouldn't even look at him if he was shit at football.

Is he wearing CR7 brand tighty whities

>be a poor kid that only wore rags
>buy expensive shit that looks like rags from a second hand store

Bravo Dani

>wearing underwear under bath shorts
wtf

He would probably be very successful no matter what he did.

people with that kind of autism usually dedicate their entire life to being the best at what they do.

It's not like Messi was born a super athlete, he just played football all day every day as a kid