I've just caught a spider in a tiny noose, ask me anything

I've just caught a spider in a tiny noose, ask me anything.
Btw it's still alive, I haven't tightened it far enough to kill it.
Also dubs decide whether it dies

Burn it

Roll

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I have a lighter with me so it's a possibility.

>I've just caught a spider in a tiny noose, ask me anything

the fuck prompted such a bizarre method of containing a spider

Burn that motherfucker.

lol what is the point of a noose that small

I just saw a "how to kill yourself" post with instructions on how to make a noose so I tried it out, then I found a spider and put the two together.

Fucking kek how did you even do it?

bite a half of it

how did you manage to catch it.

smash flat with thumb against desk

drown it in cum

I knocked it off my ceiling and it curled up into a ball, I placed the noose in a circle around it and then just tightened it

BURN THEM ALL

someone else please get dubs soon.

rolling for this, please

Swing it as fast as you can

Evil mind of Doctor Autismo

Release him

Just release the poor thing or give it a quick death.

Free the spider

I have some weapons to choose from
Or I can just smash it into the desk

should I accept trips as dubs?

Ripp every second leg and let it drown in your cum!

is he your minion mr. satan?

eat it

nice try satan

Pour bleach on it and see how long it takes to die

better release spider and use that fagambit on yourself

watch this shit brb

Yes and he's very busy, and this shit delays my business by about 3 weeks every goddamn time

No¡

Tripps are not Dubs you retard

find a ant hole and push it in..

NICE GET

Let it crawl up yer butt

A 666?
I think you almost have to...

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tie it to a balloon and send it to space

eat

yes

Here we go

I have a video but I need to turn it into a gif/webm.

post or kys

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sexy

will post gif or webm in a minute

thats one ugly motherfucker

keep it as a pet

yal should of seen the fucker i killed last night

Fucking spooky. I hate spiders.

Burn the carcass now

dubs decide what I do with the body

Roll

Rereroll

rerereroll

Cum over it

cut up and snort + vid it start 2 finish

rollin for this

Burn him

Burn pls ty

Reroll for sequential action

Rollin4dis

Also rolling for this

reroll

glue it on your neighbors' door handle

Burn

I HAVE ASCENDED NOW SNORT THE FUCKING SPIDER FAGGOT

fucking winrarington

winrarrrrrrrrrrrrrr

eat it

OP is too much of a pussy to do this so burn it instead.

Tape it to your eyeball.

I will cut it up and then burn it okay?

eat the fucker

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burn and eat remains

This!

Roll

burn it then rub it on your cock

you will then become a super hero

It won't fucking burn

find something to burn it with?

Petrol
Vodka
lighter fluid?

Because you covered it in bleach. I got dubs So tape that motherfucker to your goddamn eyeball.

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Burn it, then snort it

link
need to kill self

I got dubs and said he had to snort it. But op is fag who doesnt follow his own rules

There's only one solution then. He has to go acquire 2 other spiders, one to snort and one to tape to his eyeball. I believe he has to eat this one.

Well you got dubs again so he has to snort it now

W E B M
E
B
M

now faggot

Roll

WEBM

Is now required OP

What did it smell like

pretty horrible

Funny enough it was actually "11" that got it last time. Its fate op has to snort spider it is gods wish

Double dubs makes OP double the fag

bleach

Wait a second I recognize that string...
user with that same string posted that he made a noose in a thread that had a bunch of infographs and stuff. Are you him?

yes

fire