You're at a family picnic and your dad sits in the lawn chair in front of you and you see this. What do you do?

You're at a family picnic and your dad sits in the lawn chair in front of you and you see this. What do you do?

you're get out of jail free card doesn't apply here

swallow balls

I am get out of jail card.

warn him to be very VERY careful getting up

cringe in pity of at the inevitable pain of getting stray ball hairs pinched within the springs when he tries to stand up.

What the fuck kind of question is that?

>stray ball hairs

that is going to be the least of his problems when the sack its self gets caught in the springs

Welcome to Sup Forums summer fag.

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>Get on Sup Forums.
>Make the same thread I made yesterday.

That's all Sup Forums does quit being stupid

Take them gently in my mouth. and suck lightly as his cock begins to harden. He barely has time to react before he is fully erect as I slowly suck his beautiful balls.

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Spray lemon juice on them & let the yellow jackets do the rest

This is actually my OC from three days ago. I'm glad it's catching on.

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Take a picture and upload it to Sup Forums

Snip his fuckin nuts off

Get a laser pointer and a cat

You warn him. We have a responsibility as men to protect all balls.

ask my mum to put her tranny-balls back in

Fold the chair.

This

to be honest you might be doing him a favor it would probably be less painful then balls tangled in springs

Sit and watch to see if they get caught in the springs....

Start silently singing to myself "hello darkness, my old friend.."

Ping my cigarette at it.

You trying to check your download/upload speed on some old nuts? You must be using comcast internet

Slowly crawl under his seat

w00t!

quietly go get BB gun

lure dog to balls with laser pointer

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Anime is fucking stupid

Oh, I didn't know 12 year olds exposed themselves like that.

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oh, i didnt know virgins exposed themselves like that

No. He's being serious. That shit is cringeworthy as fuck unless you're a little Japanese kid

I don't care if he bashes on anime or not. The fact that he reacts to a reaction image like a little fucking kid just makes it obvious. It's just the way he delivers it.

I gently cup his balls and tell him to stand up slowly so the springs do not pinch his familial scrotum which once housed me

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lol go back to your cartoon wife body pillow faggot

Get down on my hands and knees and suck them until he cums

I'm the dad, so... carefully extract my balls from this death machine?

Because my chest hairs got caught in one of these once and it was quite unpleasant, OP's picture makes me very nervous.

Go bust a nut on your anime posters and claim your Waifu in one of those faggy threads you weebmaster

>he says while going on an anime image board

get a strap on and 69 his ballsack

air soft gun

Den Hodensack in kaltes Wasser hängen

What brought to this position in the first place?

nice try, im black, i have no dad

Whip my balls out too.
Freehanging time.

Kek

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isn't it obvious?

whip them with a car antennae

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i warn the man who wiped my ass when i was too young to that his nuts are about to be pinched in a spring of course, it's my dad man. guy sacrificed a lot for me, i'd kill for him if he asked.