/heem/: grappling is viable under pride rules edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Marlon Vera vs Ning Guangyou added to UFC 202
mmafighting.com/2016/7/17/12206696/marlon-vera-vs-ning-guangyou-set-for-ufc-202

>Bellator will pay Cyborg's medical bills, give him win bonus
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/bellator-boss-confirms-promotion-to-handle-cyborg-medical-bills-will-pay-win-bonus-as-well

>Andrew Leone metts Adriano Moraes for ONE FC Interim FLW title
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/andrew-leone-meets-adriano-moraes-for-interim-flyweight-title-at-one-championship-45-in-macau

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Schaub bless this thread

literally who

I remember she got her head re-shaved in the embedded against PVZ

It has grown back now?

>give him win bonus

What do they mean by this? It's nice they're giving him some extra cash since his career is probably done by calling it a "win bonus"?

Literally 10 million podcast downloads a month

>GOAT
>Can't win a fight in 3 years

it's the money he would've gotten would've won the fight. so the win bonus

post filenames

Literally 9.5 million bot downloads a month
>fucked that for you

he's 0-4 (1) in his last 5, he should be cut

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MMA snap chats for the user in previous thread.

mieshatateufc
joannachampion
paigevanzant
chrisweidmanufc
diaz5150nick
urijahfaber1
brittneypalmer1
carlos_condit
vanessahanson
ariannyceleste

still here

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OK lads, question.

My son is 3 and I'm thinking of putting him in some form off MMA like BJJ, but is he too young?

She definitely got her haircut in Poland

is Weidman active? only decent one on there desu

except for cruz those guys are on steroids

Any chance you finished watching Submission Underground brah? How was it on the whole?

yeah, 6 or 7 is usually starting age isn't it?

at least that's when I started playing football

can imagine it would be the same for martial arts

5 under seems stupid

>Having this much cheeto on your fingers
For sure leave your mom's basement, my man. You are just jealous of Brendan's success and work ethic.

And now Hack Slack hates her? That guy is a fucking loser. That 12 yearold girl actually went out and competed. That pussy does nothing but blog behind a fake name.

Start when he's from 5-8 in Taekwondo or karate or something, then move on to BJJ when he's a little older like 12/13, and then Muay Thai or MMA when he's about 15. High school/college wrestling as well if possible.

>10 million downloads
>still cant get his ear fixed

and?

Wanted to tell Slack he's a faggot but apparently he's blocked me. Oh well.

Diaz, Faber and Condit are pretty good, too

your on steroids

>tfw studying meme degree to become a better paid slave
>not even that is for sure

Jones fans are literally the absolute worst in the sport

and I can tell you are black

Yes. I only posted people who are very active.

>you're watching a conference
>this guy cums on screen

w0w e d g y !! XD

I love telling people on twitter for no reason that they are faggots xD

What degree

this motherfucker always wears that blue short sleeve polo at every UFC event, anyone else notice that?

Who are some fighters that really make you think?

CS

Oh good, you're on /heem/ and I can tell you you're a faggot here.

You're a faggot.

Now fuck off back to /r/mma where people give a fuck about your opinion.

Love you bro.

Schaub Bless

yep and hes quite the UFC shill

>studying at uni
>in July

I study maths, the opportunities are endless with a maths degree

shoulda got into trades bud

Thanks - have a semi-probably not really-rare sage.

Hi I'm new to MMA and I've got a quick question about scoring

Can you expect for somebody to get the victory when all they insist on doing is hugging you throughout the fight?

I'm in the break user, but it won't get off my mind

not a bad field to go into, but it is a bit overcrowded and a bunch of low pay Pajeet Puinlus to compete with

who /RNC/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo

When does Dana speak?

Nigger I call him out every time. Are you even in the live threads?

holly looks edited in

*and you have

It's called wrestling

it's his gimmick

What would a convo between them be like? They are both too nice.

love rear naked chokes.nothing like heeming them to sleep with a choke hold

Schaub bless you all, brothers.

Didn't mean for the extra reply there...total misclick sorry

who /aldo/ here

imagine if they bred

holy fuck

I literally RNC'd my buddy this weekend when we were wrasslin

sprawled his single leg hard, immediately hopped on his back and nigga tapped real quick
I didn't let go real quick though

One of the huge reasons yeah, maybe at the very least I will get some comfy desk job, and invest the savings.

Their kids would be black (of course).

All me

>Dana

wat

>anyone else notice that
I can't see anything besides his hair when he's on screen

>Monday morning's Nevada State Athletic Commission hearing provided the public with some answers about what caused the apparent anti-doping violation that led to his removal from the UFC 200 main event. At the hearing it was revealed that Jones tested positive for two anti-estrogen substances.

>The two substances that Jones tested positive for are reportedly hydroxy-clomiphene and letrozole metabolite. Estrogen blockers like the two that Jones tested positive for are commonly used when cycling off of steroids.

>When does Dana speak?
Tomorrow iirc
Can't wait desu, I hope he exposes some goofs

>tfw doing "Computing" and don't even like the course
>probably going to end up slogging through 3 more years of this shit because I don't know what else to do in life

At least if you enjoy your meme degree there's that, I loathe this shit and can't imagine myself programming once I'm older. Why can't we just watch fightan in peace?

Go to reddit so you can get cool points for that shit.

HAS THERE EVER BEEN AN ATHLETE WITH AS MUCH WASTED POTENTIAL AS JON JONES?

I can't. I'm banned from there.

Tainted supplements isn't working here after the company denied it, is it?
It's going to be a 2 year ban isn't it? Bloody hell. The sport will probably have changed quite a bit by then, DC might even retire with that belt

>sage's thoughts
>haha

>holly's thoughts
>this guy is seriously creeping me out right now

"hey it's so awesome to meet you"

"I just love jesus"

"me too! jesus is awesome!"

"I just work so hard in the gym all day"

"being in the gym in awesome! haha!"

"If you're not working hard you're defeated before you get in there"

"awesome! haha!"

>pic unrelated

2 year ban is coming down hard.

Calling it now. Jones and DC will never cross paths again.

So why would he need anti estrogen drugs? What benefit would that be giving him in regards to performance?

Boys what upcoming fight are you most hype for?

because in three weeks the most memey fight EVER is taking place and I'm actually pretty godamn pumped for it

Makes it so you dont get bitch tits from steroids

>DC might even retire with that belt
>might
Oh he will. Calling it now DC will fight another 2 times and retire

Make a new username.

Its to block roid side effects

No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump in
appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion
so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piƱata. Only you survived and
that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camels ass. shits disgusting bro get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something. peace.

2 drugs 2 bans = 4 years
USADA literally doesn't care about the advantage it gives you. They're crazy people.

when you're juicing your body gets used to having so much test that when you cycle off, it over produces estrogen

McGregor-Diaz 2 for the memes.
Robbie-Woodley for the actual fight quality.

Ah I see. Didn't know steroids could have that effect

I'm hype for Robbie-Tyron too.

It'll be fun to see Tyron get his face fucked up

For sure wipe that cheeto dust off

better link

youtube.com/watch?v=izmlveQPUe4

Oh they will
In Bellator
In 2029

For sure wipe the cheeto dust off your fingers, my man. Schaub bless.

>grey haired DC vs Jones w/a beer gut

Book it!

Jones will be found dead in his bathtub within 2 years

I think you'd be suprised, Robbie has been in some wars and Tyron is explosive as fuck. As long as he didn't get USADA'd I think it should be fairly competetive.

>you will never jerk off in the corner while Joanna makes Kailin and Mackenzie kneel at her feet and says "Nobody gonna leave until they make me cum" in her Wend accent
>you will never jerk off in the corner while Joanna fucks Kailin from behind and forces her to eat Mackenzie's ass
>you will never jerk off in the corner while Joanna spanks Mackenzie's ass raw while she uses Kailin's entire face as her personal little clit rubber
>you will never jerk off in the corner while Joanna comforts Mackenzie and Kailin after a two hour domming session and licks the faint tears running down their faces
;_;

Ngannou and cuckpositng are cancer, your application for membership in the /MKJ/ broship is denied until you renounce cuckposting

Legacy FC 58 Dern vs. Rosas

Apologize to the NEW Lightheavyweight GOAT.

Watch Fight Club.

Yeah that's actually quite possible
fuck

Im always hyped for Lawler.

and Holms vs Shevchenko could be great.

one of the greatest female boxers vs one of the greatest female kickboxers.

Poirier v Johnson main event for Hidalgo, Texas.