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do brits still use imperial "unit"?

Shaking

cara is a slag

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charli

173cm reporting

madchester

>awkward ugly lanklets assuming all you need is height

ROARING

need more than just height lads

not a lot of things worse than tall ugly blokes.

we use a mix of imperial and metric

dumb old people don't like change

what browser do you lads use?

>tfw 6'3'' and still no black gf

height isn't everything

ipad

might yank this thread up a bit

Ah yes, just got up

Dicklet

>forever posting after new threads are made

I am literally 5'11.5"

>6'5
>220lbs
>still no gf

unironically haven't had a close friend since i was 14

rah...

Firefox.

Fuck Normies

always makes me laugh when I tell the lads on /brit/ that I'm 6'5

you little manlets are so mentally stunted you literally can't imagine anyone being that tall so I often get replies like "yeah SURE you are" "oh, do you also have a 15 inch penis?" etc

utterly pathetic little mongs, spineless little slugs

...

Height is one of those things that is only important if you don't have it desu. It's not that the more you have the better it is.

have only had one friend since 14 and no friends for over 8 years

reddit.com/r/SpreadEm/top/

hnnnnnng

me?
I'm 5'6, why do you ask?

jesus, smerch is doing alright

true enough

Firefox, formerly Safari

5'8 and have had a gf haha
you should try being short sometime lads, put on muscle and stay low bf easily

I'm 5'10.5" and have had 6 gfs

withdrawing my labour from the labour market to speed up the inevitable decline of capitalism

How do I achieve transcendence

botnet

Good height does NOT make up for bad FACE. Good FACE DOES make up for BAD HEIGHT.

netscape

169cm, 5'8'' reporting

just got fired from my job as CFO of JP Morgan mate nice one

fucking twat

chrome, ditched Firefox because it's crap

>ass

fuck off

I am divine and I haven't even been told yet

this has nothing to do with money

169 is 5'6.5"

this

don't think so mate

Height:5ft9
Girlfriends: 100

upload your consciousness to deep web

Which would you prefer

5'10" aesthetic and handsome

Or 6'4" and average looking

moving to Brentford 2bh

vaginas must be fucking rank if girls just piss all over themselves every day

Fact, apps like telegram and discord kills Sup Forums

Just bought some haribo off the dark web

love this gimmick
hmmmmmmmm this is a hard one

firefox, its faster than chrome 4me

>muh height
>muh dick

shows how much you are still controlled by primitive mammalian dominance displays. despite the grandiosity of your modern cultural dressing, all the technological advances we have made, you are still just an animal, an ape who shits and pisses and will break down, decay and rot into nothing.

Aesthetic and handsome is literally far more important desu unless you're 5ft6

6'4 every day

merchant doesn't spend money so she's going for the long game

6'4 desu

>period blood
>vaginal discharge
>piss

bloody hell lads why do we put up with this

We are just JUNGLE MONKEYS

5'10

6'4 is a bit freakish outside of athletes
6'1 is truly masterrace

vaginas are nice

AJ from the L L x Santan

Penises are nicer than vaginas, lets face it. When I suck a dick I know what I'm getting when I see a vagina it could be anything in there, from spiders to land mines.
With a cock, it can be washed effectively. You just can't properly wash a vagina, or an anus. Its why the only type of intercourse I am interested in is oral with fellow men. I'm not gay, but I care for my own health too much to risk anything else

>tfw my single post managed to rile up the manlets with the classic 'height isn't everything you lanklet freak!'

textbook

bender

5'6.5 turbo manlet. Still somehow manage to get them grills

>lanklets are LITERALLY replying saying they'd prefer to be 6ft4 and average than 5ft10 and hot
The delusion is all too real

despite all this i still desperately want to lick one
t. virgin

>buy petrol in litres but measure fuel efficiency in miles per gallon
>buy beer and milk in pints, but all other liquids in ml
>measure small distances in cm and m, but long distances in miles
>measure people in stone, buy things in grams/kilograms
>measure height in feet and inches
>measure speed in miles per hour

britain is literally JUST : the country for measurement units

5'10 and funny, fairly intelligent and attractive

OR

6'3 with no charisma, lots of intelligence and awkward looks

vag smell is heavenly

You have power and money, but you are mortal

You know you cannot escape death

But immortality can be obtained

463m skyscraper under construction in St Petersburg

vag tastes like old pennies lads and the majority of them are quite ugly i must tell you

tbf you really should stop being such a frog eating paki tramp

obviously the former

>buy beer and milk in pints

This is illegal under EU law, when you order a pint of beer you're actually getting sold 550ml

5'3 but built like a greek god, funny, charming

or

6'5 rather skinny, fairly shy but a nice person once you get to know them

The legend is always the same

If others have succeed in conquering death

Why must we accept it?

wanna jump off it

youtube.com/watch?v=sldHjS_cZGM

one asmr gf with big chebs please.

I am 5'11" and feel below average

There is no way average height is 5'9" or 5'10"

just studied that imgur album.

the willy is definitely too small for like 25% of them

why are vaginas so big

6'3 all day. why is this even a question

Weird how there's no kther tall buildings in the viscinity

hi yes I'd like 500ml of argentinian beer please

yea that's right half a litre

5'10 obviously

height is only important if you're too short or too tall, that's well within the acceptable range

me on the left

I know where the immortals live

And how to obtain their secret

We too must become wise men

the averages that you see listed take into account old men.
the average for our age group is more like 5'11

it's 5'7

honestly being over 6" is a meme perpetuated by roasties

gross

>Being a manlet
>Ever

Option 2 any time my diminutive friend.