/nba/ General - Based Mods Win The Waffle Draft Eternal Edition

As Kevin Durant said during his introductory press conference with the Golden State Warriors, "We live in a comic book world where either you're a villian or a superhero if you're in this position."

Reminder KD still won't 1-on-1 Lil B

What the fuck is the waffle draft, and why would the mods win it

>SpursFags will defend this

Kemba/Sessions
Belinelli/Lamb
Batum/Gilchrist
Williams/Frank the Tank
Zeller/Hibetta

Solid 7th seed 2bh guys

A handful of autists re-did the waifu draft last Friday night and got blown the fuck out by the mods for being off-topic. Shit was cash.

who /1738/ here?

sounds fun tb quite h senpai

why are you so proud of fetching mods to delete some posts? that's like the equivalent of some snot nosed kid in elementary being proud that he got some kids in trouble by telling on them

Stop arguing with Harry

Hillary Clinton 2016!

Hinkie actually asked the mods to give us some leeway and they allowed the draft to finish, so you are incorrect

WHERE MY NIGGAS AT

idktf desu

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Why were people shitting on Lebron the GM last season but never gave him credit as the GM for the championship?

Trade Tyus Jones for Okafor.

Who says no?

Of all the ugly motherfuckers to be romantically linked to in a gay affair, damn disrespectful if you ask me

then why were most of the posts deleted?

Fuck KD

FUCK THE HEAT

>ynr kevin "so everyone wants to play for the heat now?" durant unironically signed with the warriors

I still can't believe the NBA gave the fmvp to this faggot instead of Curry.

Him and Ibaka carry the midgets desu

TitleTown does it again

Without his defense, Lebron scores 60 a game and the Cavs might win that series.

Fuck off Curry dickrider.

Dude I love owl city

Without Curry the Warriors easily lose

FOH

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4 players that played in the 90s are currently under contract. Without looking it up, who are they?

Garnett, Pierce, Ginobli, and Parker? Tried my best.

wait this was iggy "shutting him down"?

2 out of 4, not bad

>Parker

KG/Pierce/Dirk/VC

Fuck its Dirk isn't it? Wait Manu didn't play in the 90s? Could have sworn he did

C'mon bro Parker was 01, not that far off.

But I'll admit I totally forgot about VC.

Canada wins

Manu was drafted in 99 but didn't play for a few years I think

For real dude looks like an Asian Boris Diaw

Smug AF

who /zubat/ here?

yes Dirk is one of them, Canada got it correct

Wikipedia says 2002. Spurs like them euro stashes.

>giving google so much info

Miles Plumlee 4 years 52 million

Is this a good deal for the Bucks?

What possible info can google get from pokemon go? Ive heard many friends get all tinfoil-y when its brought up

For one, they're capturing all the images and gps mapping out the interiors of buildings. Your house for example.

Yes. Bucks aren't going to get anyone better and they might as well use their cap space.

GIRL I WANNA EAT YO PUSSY

BUT I JUST CAINT

I'm not super spooked by that desu, they already do that with major stores around my area. Makes it easier to find shit for socially awkward autistic people.

Lebron is objectively the #2 player ever at this point, green highlights are above within the top 10, yellow are below average, and Red is last place

Notice Kobe is the worst player on the list and only appears to make it because of his 5 championships (thanks Shaquille)

>not logging in with pokemon club username / pass

i remember my first time playing pokemon

Zaza is being paid like 2 million. What the fuck do you think?

but according to your picture hes only #4 ever senpai

>all these lebron knobslobbers after winning 1 (one) for "da land"

>3-4

nice finals record lmfao

You can't compare someone taking a heavy discount to the normal NBA market.

Jesus christ what went wrong with the Hornets? What a mediocre team

lol that's one of the best teams they've had over the past decade

Don't @ me unless people on your team have made the select team. You do know Ingram and Randle are going to get valuable basketball XP playing against proven stars in our league....If you weren't scared of the Lakers, now is the time to begin...

>to get valuable basketball XP

this isn't pokemon you fat fuck neet

This shit doesn't even make sense in terms of basketball vidya

his name is randle? i'll been calling him crandle! why didn't someone tell me, i've been making an idiot out of myself

but zaza turned down over 20 mil for two years, he's chasing

which nba player would fuck most with my 3x3?

Trade Rumors: Celtics To Swap Avery Bradley For Nerlens Noel

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Sad to say the Miami Herald's top Heat writer @EthanJSkolnick is leaving us to become CBS Sports' national NBA writer. Congrats, Ethan.

FUCK NOO. great basketball radio host

reporting in. reminder that Ulis > Russell

>it's an OCD comes out of the woodwork thread

Who's going to win the summer lelgue?

>waffle draft
I've been gone too long

we've made it a tradition to do some type of draft every off-season to keep the general alive. This year happens to be the waffle draft.

Next summer is going to be :
/nba/ LAMP DRAFT 2017

of course this can be negotiated..strawpoll coming soon.

i like to stop by every now and then to remind you who owns you

smug ulis meme when?

So it's like the waifu draft?

Pistons are on the rise desu. No superstars but their depth is building pretty good right now f@m. In a few years time its gonna be 2004 all over again senpai.

yes, with the lakers winning both drafts so far. You missed a lot, Bulls for a second got replaced in the rbl, but ruling was overturned. Tbh i sitll don't believe there are any bulls fans on /nba/ but that could change with the bulls new roster...

we;re only getting stronger...

>not putting a cheeky 50 on the jazz to make the wcf


It's like you guys don't like free money

Dragon Bender looked pretty shitty, does he even have a chance?

Knickstape Remix tbqh.

Trade Rumors: DeMarcus Cousins to Milwaukee Bucks for Greg Monroe, Jabari Parker, and old man Thon

>i sitll don't believe there are any bulls fans on /nba/
Have you not been in the game threads?

eh idk honestly i think it was a bad pick, but he could disappear from the league tomorrow and i wouldnt really care much. Chriss and Ulis are steals and the future looks good regardless of Bender being a bust or not. we'll see how he ends up after his rookie season. i doubted Porzingod during his summer league too so im not going to give up hope yet

game threads are not /nba/.

>this whole post
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA, chicken tender is already a confirmed bust. he's a bankrupt mans porzingass.

>chicken tender
jesus ur such a dumbass. call him Dragan Buster lol, thats way better. you're supposed to be the expert on busts, right? ur team unironically drafted Julius Randle

Lakers

please respond to me

I'm feeling generous today.

me on the right

no, im going to call him Dragic Tender

Why is /NBA/ the only ones who hate anime?
Make a thread with an anime character: "omg you are so gay"
Mean while in the catalog, /nfl/ thread with anime character with 300+ replies

What did he mean by this?
Really makes you think..

His next snap said: "not throwing shade to anyone"
Hm...

>tfw mid 20s and all my friends are in serious relationships or getting married

>draft got finished
>no one was banned
Huh

good on u m8, 10 years from now they'll be broke cucks paying alimony/child support and you'll be a rich bachelor

>the only ones who hate anime
no one like anime.

>Caring about what other people are doing

SHYGDDS

one of my best friends is getting back with a girl that cheated on him, another is moving in with a girl...Jesus fuck

what website are you on

oh shit i thought this was reddit. i can't tell the difference anymore.

>tfw ex-gf got married to an ugly drake lookalike droopy faced manlet

makes me feel better about myself desu