Hi guys, its me Barack Obama. I know that literally no-one will believe that it is me and that's the only reason I am starting this thread.
I know there's nothing I could say to make you believe but it is me, Barack Obama. Ask me anything.
Jordan Hughes
Is Harambe dead or are you hiding the truth from the people
William Wright
How close are we to world war 3? Would we Dominate? Against who?
Logan Wilson
What's your favorite Bill Paxton movie?
Mason Johnson
Timestamp and selfie or...
Get the Fuck out!
Brayden Miller
Timestamp, Mr. President?
Also, is Doland Trump going to make a good president?
Matthew Perez
Why do you suck so much cock?
Aiden Phillips
>Ask me anything.
What do you do with your Nobel Peace Prize? Just sit and look at it?
btw does Michelle have a dick?
Josiah Phillips
are you gonna steal all of the TVs from the White House?
Chase Gonzalez
What kind of ice cream do you eat
Sebastian Bell
Well?
James Stewart
... what is it like being the most pro-insurance company president of all time? Having sold the country to them on the cheap?
Kayden Cruz
First thank you for being the best US president ever, the rest of the world.
My Q: How can you motivate yourself everyday to get out of bed and do your job in the most stupid, rastist and red neck countruy in the world
Dominic Johnson
Can you post your Birth Certificate?
Jordan Adams
>rastist 2/10 bait Made me reply
Parker Sanders
Timestamp or OP is a fag
Juan Carter
kek
Lucas Torres
Why are you supporting an illegal rebellion against the lawful government of Syria?
Adam Perry
because the lawful government of Syria is a complete dick.
Ayden Jones
is this a profiling operation obama
Angel Peterson
>because the lawful government of Syria is a Russian ally. Fixed that for you.
John Barnes
tits or gtfo
Evan Young
hows flotos' tits?
Christopher Lewis
Do you suck dicks?
Xavier Scott
Do a barrel roll.
Samuel Perry
Why the American president is black?
Camden Gomez
What made you visit the most degenerate side of the internet?
Alexander Jackson
>president on Sup Forums
fucking summerfag, gtfo
Julian Wood
...
Dominic Perez
Those are all good questions and all... But what I want to know Are they making a National Treasure pt 3? The first 2 were pretty sweet
Aiden Taylor
Ok. Be honest. Trump is a Clinton plant right?
Jace Turner
Mr. President:
Michelle. Shaved or natural?
Easton Wood
Lake Placid
Bentley Sullivan
He got you good you fucker!
Hunter Clark
Mr. President,
Thank you for gracing us degenerates with your online presence. Will you use your last executive order to do what is right? Will you please legalize recreational marijuana? The people are going crazy. These niggas need legal weed and they need it now. Before they kill anymore innocent police officers
Michael Jackson
Hey Barry, Donald Trump here. Go fuck yourself.
Jayden Jackson
Michelle's ape tits or gtfo
Adam Lee
It is up to the people... seems like he might win, the agenda won't change with him though, larger perspective the elite will adapt, the saudis are all betting on hillary.. well, l guess you could say alot of countries want her, some are afraid of trump and his unpredictable nature
Isaiah Nguyen
haha, just kidding. Hillary wins.
Logan Cook
töp këk
Zachary Scott
Moochelle's TITS with timestamp, faggot! This is Sup Forums. You don't get a pass here, fuckstain!
Evan Cooper
what should I have for dinner?
Brayden Rodriguez
Why don't you push aside the geniva contract and unload nuclear warheads on the giant fucking mosk that all the Arabs run around
Eli Gonzalez
Why did you authorize us to goto Syria? That's a war crime, we were not invited
Nathan Gray
Answer my fucking question you fucking summerfuckingfag... Does it all end with El Dorado? Or are we gonna be blessed with more magnificent work from Mr. Cage?
Cameron Howard
have you seen "The Day the Clown Cried"?
Gavin Gonzalez
You can easily proove it pic with timestamp
Nathan Smith
Of course he is
Liam Lopez
Mr. President.
Tell us what you know about the aliens.
Aaron Rogers
if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if uhhhhhhhhhhh, okie doke. if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if uhhhhhhhhhhh, okie doke. if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if uhhhhhhhhhhh, okie doke. if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if uhhhhhhhhhhh, okie doke.
Why are you such a fucking nigger?
Jonathan Butler
Will you come back to chicago? we miss you
Chase Cruz
Does Michael Obama know that you're on the internet again?