ASK POTUS ANYTHING!

ASK POTUS ANYTHING!

Hi guys, its me Barack Obama. I know that literally no-one will believe that it is me and that's the only reason I am starting this thread.

I know there's nothing I could say to make you believe but it is me, Barack Obama. Ask me anything.

Is Harambe dead or are you hiding the truth from the people

How close are we to world war 3? Would we Dominate? Against who?

What's your favorite Bill Paxton movie?

Timestamp and selfie or...

Get the Fuck out!

Timestamp, Mr. President?

Also, is Doland Trump going to make a good president?

Why do you suck so much cock?

>Ask me anything.

What do you do with your Nobel Peace Prize? Just sit and look at it?

btw does Michelle have a dick?

are you gonna steal all of the TVs from the White House?

What kind of ice cream do you eat

Well?

... what is it like being the most pro-insurance company president of all time? Having sold the country to them on the cheap?

First thank you for being the best US president ever, the rest of the world.

My Q: How can you motivate yourself everyday to get out of bed and do your job in the most stupid, rastist and red neck countruy in the world

Can you post your Birth Certificate?

>rastist
2/10 bait
Made me reply

Timestamp or OP is a fag

kek

Why are you supporting an illegal rebellion against the lawful government of Syria?

because the lawful government of Syria is a complete dick.

is this a profiling operation obama

>because the lawful government of Syria is a Russian ally.
Fixed that for you.

tits or gtfo

hows flotos' tits?

Do you suck dicks?

Do a barrel roll.

Why the American president is black?

What made you visit the most degenerate side of the internet?

>president on Sup Forums

fucking summerfag, gtfo

...

Those are all good questions and all... But what I want to know
Are they making a National Treasure pt 3? The first 2 were pretty sweet

Ok. Be honest. Trump is a Clinton plant right?

Mr. President:

Michelle. Shaved or natural?

Lake Placid

He got you good you fucker!

Mr. President,

Thank you for gracing us degenerates with your online presence. Will you use your last executive order to do what is right? Will you please legalize recreational marijuana? The people are going crazy. These niggas need legal weed and they need it now. Before they kill anymore innocent police officers

Hey Barry, Donald Trump here. Go fuck yourself.

Michelle's ape tits or gtfo

It is up to the people... seems like he might win, the agenda won't change with him though, larger perspective the elite will adapt, the saudis are all betting on hillary.. well, l guess you could say alot of countries want her, some are afraid of trump and his unpredictable nature

haha, just kidding. Hillary wins.

töp këk

Moochelle's TITS with timestamp, faggot! This is Sup Forums. You don't get a pass here, fuckstain!

what should I have for dinner?

Why don't you push aside the geniva contract and unload nuclear warheads on the giant fucking mosk that all the Arabs run around

Why did you authorize us to goto Syria? That's a war crime, we were not invited

Answer my fucking question you fucking summerfuckingfag... Does it all end with El Dorado? Or are we gonna be blessed with more magnificent work from Mr. Cage?

have you seen "The Day the Clown Cried"?

You can easily proove it pic with timestamp

Of course he is

Mr. President.

Tell us what you know about the aliens.

if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if uhhhhhhhhhhh, okie doke.
if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if uhhhhhhhhhhh, okie doke.
if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if uhhhhhhhhhhh, okie doke.
if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if uhhhhhhhhhhh, okie doke.

Why are you such a fucking nigger?

Will you come back to chicago? we miss you

Does Michael Obama know that you're on the internet again?

why do you support islamic terrorism