You have 10 seconds to prove you are NOT a European

You have 10 seconds to prove you are NOT a European.

MURRRRICA!!

I'm not, I'm English

I love guns, being a cuck and obesity.

Allahu Akbar !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am

>Wake up at 7.04.76 every morning
>Eat 20 pancakes, smothered in butter
>Kiss goodbye to my loyal housewife
>Walk out the door and salute the American flag on my flag pole
>Run over the nigger paperboy on my driveway
>Get stuck in gridlock traffic for ~5 hours
>Get fired from work for being late
>Tell the manager to fuck off, he can't do that because I'm a FREE AMERICAN
>Punch the fucking black security guard on the way out
>Get pinned to the floor by that monkey
>Break 4 of my ribs
>Can't afford healthcare
>Die in poverty

Watching some nascar right now in duh south!

That's the american dream right there, brother

Viva mexico putos!

im gay

I'm not gay.

I own a gun

i have 60 IQ

I get a heart attack every time I stand up!

i don't wear speedo underwear

I don't buttfuck other men in the butt then call them later

Pounds, miles, and fluid ounces.

fuck up cunt

I eat 10 mcdoubles a day

Muh freedoms.

Captain Redundant, how else would you buttfuck a man, in his ear? Derp.

Fuck off nigger, I am 200% European. And guess what Americunt, if not us, you wouldnt have your shit of a coutry.

You mad bro? Kek

I think Europe is a country

I like Soccer

Not really, just disappointed in our ex-colonies.

Gonna go play hockey, eh?

Sure, play it cool old chap.

No seriously, the pooch has been screwed over here.

A school shooting has happened in my city.

yeah, you're thinking about it now Euro fag

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My family were all killed by giant spiders

I think Brits are pretty okay.

I'm not a flaming homo asking for socialism. I also have a gun.

I prefer European culture to Islam.

I think America is the most glorious country

I'm not a Muslim.

Do you live in Munich and have an unhappy time in high school?

I can't find Europe on a map

Every time I go outside there's a 70% chance I'll be shot.

I wish I lived in a European country.

I'm scared of everything.

I do like MCdonalds

America is the best country around

СЛАВА УКРАИНЕ

I don't let Muslims rape my wife.

CHEESEBURGERS

Well, let me check my asshole to see if there's a mudslime in it.
Hmmm...
Nope, definitely not being cucked by an country of immigrants. All is well.

I had a burger for breakfast

I own a gun

eurocuckproud af

I love amerika. Amerika is really good. It is the greatest shit hole on earth

I'm 5ft 4inches tall. I weigh 230lbs. I am voting to make America great again!

spierdalaj

SLAWA UKRAINIE

whats the capital of europe?

I'm not Muslim.

germany

Jerusalem

GET

Mecca

To all the EU fags here including me . I would vote for trump. Would you.???

fuck off it's England you cheeky little cunt

i've shot a gun

Of course not. Why would you vote for a guy who has zero answers, contradicts himself constantly and only proposes meaningless and unrealistic bogus solutions?

I get the "fuck you, establishment" vibe, but that's still no reason to give that retard access to America's nukes.

SHALL

NOT

BE

INFRINGED

My country doesn't get a truck plowed through it

Aluminum

I'm not muslim

>76 seconds

I don't hate my own country.

My hometown has a KFC/taco bell double restaurant

I had some fries with my burger

...

I'm sorry

kike lies delet this

I got my beer and my gun and fuck niggers

Die.

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Still European, just not in the European Union

When I say "america" I in fact only mean usa

The only way to end racist and sexist behavior is to stop behaving that way in all contexts, to see it as a neurological deficit that's trying to save energy based on outdated rules and giving you faulty data in return.

But that will never happen because the people who are supposed to be being responsible about this kind of thing are too busy trying to "balance" things by doing racist things, by making racist policies and holding racist attitudes but the "right" one. All to get at that sweet emotional revenge for perceived slights. There is no "right" way to use inaccurate, skewed data.

The moment you attempt "justice" you are injust on this subject, the cause of the problem. SJW suck and are the new racists, the new sexists, the new problem. We will probably waste 50 years killing their stupid "balance out the sides as if life were an equation" bullshit.

Herr derr men and white people should get shit on because da sidez of my magic equation aren't balanced. SHUT UP YOU RACIST, SHUT THAT LAZY BRAIN SHORTCUT DOWN YOU ACTUALLY BAD PERSON HOLY SHIT

July 4, 1776 ya commie.

I went for a hike yesterday and didn't get blown up, hit by a truck or shot by a muslim.

I dont wear speedos to public pools