Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Megumin claimed

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Claimed.

Good Evening/Morning everyone

Shin Godzilla claimed.

I am now become death...
The destroy of world.

Good morning Sachii
Thanks for the dropbox

Previous:

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that wasn't me it was klonata

>Blake
love u no homo

>pokemon go hater megu
>pic related
lol

>Yuuki
Yeah. whatcha doing

Oh.

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Hey, this is fun!

I just racked up +500 GBP. Mommies going to get me so many tendies!

Mai confirmed mod

I'm cute when I'm mad!?
I'm not cute!

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That was fast. So mods have forgotten Tenryuu and placed money on your head now.

Fuck off Mai

Claim

wot dis

I told you the mods would get sick of seeing Kyouko on the catalog everyday.

Y r u all so faggy?
Get real cock.

I'm not even posting that many threads anymore.

Sachii has probably posted more than me in the last days.

I was trying to post in the homura one and GONE.

i was excited too!

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Yet you're scared of posting images now.
I told you so!

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Hello!

How you doing today?

So, I haven't claimed in about a month or so. Is it even worth coming back?

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Shipping is cancer

thank (You) for the 4 (You)s
Mi Liu you nigger

You were right all along Mai, I guess, kek.

KEK

Claimeroo

Normal.

Who are you?

You people are so fucking pathetic.

where are the fighter waifus

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せんりつ の たつまき claimed

Hello. Just fine and ya?

I went MIA for maybe a month or so and it seems like the vast community has changed. I don't come back as regularly anymore because I don't enjoy the atmosphere as much.

On that note, best suit girl claimed.

Get out.

Come back, """""""""we""""""""" need more posters

Doing well. Just figured i'd say hi before i take a nap.

Have a good one.

I was claiming Kyouko before the baker Kyouko

Cuck him

Nah.

Are you sure? How long before him?

I haven't officially left. I just don't come here often anymore.

I was here since the first thread
See above

Happy nap for ya.

Proof please.

Not really. Shitty place as always. Just less shitty than my life, but that doesn't mean a lot

Get pussy you stupid gay ugly neckbeard fat retarded autistic undead deaf blind homo skinny cock fighting shitposting boring unoriginal masturebateing nigger shitty boring dumb unwise old fucker.

>I was here since the first thread
Mmmmm hmmmm totally

>I was here since the first thread

Totally.

Why do I never see Monogatari claims in these threads.

Kyouko stop bullshiting, we know you weren't the first for something as generic as a waifu thread.

Totally. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who don't know what Sup Forums is all about

*threads
Typo
I meant threads
As in before 24/7
Waaaay before
Noice quads m80

Got you~
yes you are.
a little.

I actually posted in the first YLYL thread and the first trap thread ever created.

Checked

>edgy anons quad-confirmed

Checked.

There was a Crab claimer some days ago, not sure where he went.

I will need proof of that Mai.

I was the OP of the first YLYL.

Dunno. But witch Monogatari girl are ya clamming?

Checked. I don't even care what ya are talking about. Now this is the truth

>I will need proof of that Mai.
You first, by the way I was clearly being sarcastic.

I actually OP'd the first YLYL and Trap threads

Man this thread is some imaginary dick swinging competition

2k claimed.

Claiming based Kanbaru. Claimed last thread too.

Fuck off poser

I was the first poster on Sup Forums ever.

do you faggots even own a life?

Oh....

I wanted to believe it was true for a second.

I believe you Godzilla-user.

I was posting on Sup Forums before Sup Forums was created.

I am moot

i was posting on Sup Forums before the internet was created

Why is this a competition on who's been here the longest?

I am Spartacus.

I made the internet.

I created the first internet.

no

I created the internet
I am Al Gore

And my axe.

I am the internetter

i created computers

I was posting on Sup Forums in 300 century B.C.E

Realtalk.

Have you actually achieved something worth remembering on the internet?

manbearpig spottet

Bow down to the user who is totally the first poster ever.

These gets

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technally no, but i had a large following of minecraft players at one time

I ensured they wouldn't pass.

Godzilla never skipeed leg day.
Looks at those calves.

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>I wanted to believe it was true for a second.
This shows your little understanding of how imageboards work, YLYL threads didn't just pop into existence out of nowhere, it slowly evolved into what it is today after many iterations, you can't just post in the first of something so generic.