What would you do if you were the statue?
What would you do if you were the statue?
Nothing, because I'm a statue
/thread
Fart and piss
Wish the sculptor had given be a bigger dick.
Probably just stand there and collect pigeon shit.
this
is this used as currency among statuemen?
this thread
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Have a Sup Forums wizard from Sup Forums to animate me so I can scare the fuck out of that little bitch.
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>sit down
Remain rock hard.
Slavsquat and finish my drink.
Curry Shit.
this is why I keep coming back to this fuckin shitstain of internet
>better than any ylyl thread with their cancerous shitspam
Stiffen up
Rock out with my cock out
ask a cocaine addict anything
I would be petrified.
I've lost count of the days... how many harvests has it been since i looked into those snakish eyes of the medusa?