What would you do if you were the statue?

What would you do if you were the statue?

Nothing, because I'm a statue

/thread

Fart and piss

Wish the sculptor had given be a bigger dick.

Probably just stand there and collect pigeon shit.

this

is this used as currency among statuemen?

this thread

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Have a Sup Forums wizard from Sup Forums to animate me so I can scare the fuck out of that little bitch.

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>sit down

Remain rock hard.

Slavsquat and finish my drink.

Curry Shit.

this is why I keep coming back to this fuckin shitstain of internet

>better than any ylyl thread with their cancerous shitspam

Stiffen up

Rock out with my cock out

ask a cocaine addict anything

I would be petrified.

I've lost count of the days... how many harvests has it been since i looked into those snakish eyes of the medusa?