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big cocks

Fuck off
Fuck OFF

always feel deep shame and regret after I wank

hmmm

>I went there a virgin an
d by the end of it I was sloping off with the little essex tarts that worked on there for a quicky in our bunks

watching the new harry's garage
youtube.com/watch?v=sCWXqn8rYk8

feel euphoric and at peace

BLOBBY !!!!!

yeah you tried eh

FOY

bollocksed that right up didn't you

cara
youtube.com/watch?v=7PeJsCrwFpQ

would they think it was weird if you made a booking with a female gp to check out your willy?

>Sweets
They're lollies mate

imagine acting like a billy big bollocks because you're going on holiday to dubai for a week

Tried a couple of Katsu Chicken Bakes from Greggs.

Don't think I'll be having them again.

3/10

Deano

just discovered uber eats lads
wew

If you asked for a female GP explicitly I imagine they'll raise an eyebrow but by and large no one cares mate, they see so many people every single day. It's the same with people thinking cashiers are going to laugh in their face for buying condoms, 99% couldn't give two fucks for more than a second as they scan it

how do you get the nurse to wank you off while you're lying in hospital?

just flop your willy out when she comes it, just like the porn videos!

> Have to go back to uni tomorrow and spend another term living with fucking apeshit hooting giganormies

can already feel myself getting a headache

god I fucking hate normies

Dubai is one of the worst cities in the world imo

That sort of thing has been around for decades lad, it's really an obvious business idea 2bh

would smang 2 of the doctors at my local GP
shame my willy is in tip top shape

>It's the same with people thinking cashiers are going to laugh in their face for buying condoms
err no one does.... part from you

Scroungers not one bit happy

went a couple of years ago. it's shit unless you're rich af, i've never felt so poor. pints cost £8-12 depending on where you drink. woke up with a £200 bar bill one day. would not go back.

If you can't beat them join them lad

Do Strayans have sausage rolls?
Proper ones from the bakery.

>university
you are a normie

could heem any cunt in here rn

yeah but it's much better than menulog
chippies going to be here in 2 minutes

yes

*tackles you*

>getting £30,000 in debt to get a piece of paper saying you can do thing

what is smang bruce?

It's like a ME Benidorm.

Really cannot see the appeal desu.

Won't bloody think so sunshine

mummy and daddy paying for my uni

english tax payers paid for my uni

think the rents believe i'm going back to uni this semester
am not looking forward to their realisation

put the old todger in then take it out then repeat

I'm too intelligent to be a normie

ayy did you drop out?

zell miller paid for my uni

wouldn't people like you go to your class then?

what do you think?

I need to employ someone for my business. Shall I employ the man that has 3 years of experience doing work or shall I employ the man that spent 3 years and £30,000 writing essays?

i think i'm currently 'deferring'
i could sign up for classes if i wanted but i don't want to go back

>sweets

You invented them ffs.
gj not rising to the bait if you knew it.

me

Depends lad

man who actually learned the material and knows how to do it as opposed to some no education blue collar wanker

chili hot chips have arrived lads

watch all the arrogant little students come crawling to this post, screeching their heads off

Sweets

Q. Will you gag/puke on my dick?

A. I am more than happy to but my gag reflex is pretty tame so I find it very difficult to actually puke, we can most definitely try though and make plenty of drool and mess in the process ;)

we invented everything if you listen to australians

which film should i watch -

the accountant
hail caesar
everybody wants some
13 hours
Mustang
certain women
13th

do you ever have chili cold chips lad?

see
Is there enough work there? Might as well sign up for welfare

fascinating...

>cold chips
?

all of them seem shite

absolute bollocks people with good degrees from good unis usually go straight on graduate programs you moron. i finished uni in 2012 and got straight on a graduate scheme with an energy company earning 27k

need a gf like this

you said hot chips lad. it stands to reason that you also have cold chips, yes?

yeah but i saw all the good ones and it's taking ages for new ones to uploaded

What beer is the most popular in UK? Guinness?

>so what do you do for fun user?

Q: What can you offer this business?

A: w-well sir I spent 3 years writing essays and...

On the brewskis lads

nicola sturgeon paying for my uni

ohayo gozaimasu /brit/!

not following

ive been rejected from a lot of runtail jobs. money isn't an issue really so don't bother to apply for neetbux

get something from the criterion collection

sorry lad

> tried to facefuck the gf like they do on the porns
> dick is slightly too small to fully ram it into her throat so she wasn't properly gagging on it
> she didn't like it very much anyway

ah well, suicide time

Why do Americans only drink lite beers

the one with the uni degree is out of your league lad. you can't afford him. he's starting on more money than you can ever afford to pay him. lower your standards. your business is dying.

I pluck eyebrows, are you interested?

creepy how much she looks like a girl who was in the year below

and drinking

Give back gibraltar and we're even
Could you get some if you wanted though?

I went to uni and started earning 72k right after graduating

what temperature are chips that aren't hot?

Watches the accountant last night it's alright

Everybody wants some is alright too, typical linklater if you like him you'll like it

we can't handle anything more than 3% without getting fucked up after a few sips, you brits are hardcore man, drinking 5%+

>manure already winning
ah yes, just when i thought i had something to distract me

they're just chips mate

Strayans are feral Brits.
We did invent everything.

>paying for media

i will eventually but for now I'll take the opportunity to save. thanks.

But you still come on Sup Forums
Ah yes

i think so

Absolutely BELLOWING at how sensitive uni graduates are about the worthiness of their degree

i'm a big boy

i say sorry when i'm in the wrong.

>call crisps chips
>call chips chips
is everything chips in bruce?