/heem/: nice and flowy edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Dustin Poirier vs. Michael Johnson, Uriah Hall vs. Derek Brunson set for UFC Fight Night 94
mmafighting.com/2016/7/18/12216116/dustin-poirier-vs-michael-johnson-uriah-hall-vs-derek-brunson-set-for

>Big John reffing Diaz-Goob 2
mmafighting.com/2016/7/18/12213672/john-mccarthy-named-referee-for-nate-diaz-conor-mcgregor-rematch

>Wilson Heis gets another new opponent for UFC 201
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/wilson-reis-gets-yet-another-opponent-for-ufc-201-hector-sandoval-in-for-sean-santella

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blagoy_Ivanov
strawpoll.me/10780138
youtu.be/lkjwIZhT5hg
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Schaub is god

literally who

SCHAUB IS LITERALLY A GOD

if you heem youself first

How do you even type that with all that cheeto dust on your fingers, my man? For sure clean your keyboard, my guy.

brendan schaub is literally who

Based burgarian bro is based

lmao you got BTFO aspie

Why do you retards love Schaub so much?

Name one (1) good bulgarian fighter in the sport of MMA

literally who are you

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blagoy_Ivanov

Aspie OP throwing a temper tantrum like a child lmao

Not bad, but Bulgaria is still nowhere near the US or Brazil as a nation in MMA

Pendred vs Schaub at a catchweight, Pendred by gogoplata 2nd round what you guys got?

wtf is it with that fat emoji-abusing faggot and black finger/toenails? Emo-ass motherfucker...

Pendred by UD

You realize I was defending a bulgarian poster, not any fighter, do you?

Actual thread for people who aren't loser aspies

Are you a loser aspie?

>implying anyone wants to use your shit thread
lamoing at your life pal

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If fucking football wasnt the big thing like every country in the EU we could be. Not popular enough.
Thanks bro

>seven fucking people

lmao loser aspies

I was raising a question about Bulgaria as a nation in the sport of MMA, and you responded to it

>p-p-p-p-p-p-please use my funny meme thread p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-please please please please

I guess we're done here, then.

Will you Jon Jones black bull cucks finally admit that he has been on steroids his entire career since he was caught on his PCT?

Meme thread got rekt

Shiiiiiit, it is what it is

I'm having a blast seeing all the Silva and Jones fanboys go after GSP now that the two nigs have been caught

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

crying right now

I wonder if people will still think of him as the "goat" after this, or if people will say that Silva and GSP were on steroids too

Webm of bellator skull crack?

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Big round of applause to the loser aspie who got his wish

I'm surprised you haven't seen it yet, it's been posted all over /heem/ recently

Fresh new thread boys, no tireless spam by the OP, fresh new content

are you angry
you seem angry

Holy shit

I'm pretty sure soon janitor will just give up on /heem/

You fucking /asp/ies need to leave this board, there are 5 threads about your homosexual sport

lmao stay mad faggot

wew

Haven't been on heem for a few days

Lmao those retards will delete threads that have 200 posts in them, they'll always be a nuisance just for the sake of it

Holly Holm vs. Valentina Shevchenko
Edson Barboza vs. Gilbert Melendez
Francis Ngannou vs. Bojan Mihajlović
Felice Herrig vs. Kailin Curran
Frankie Saenz vs. Eddie Wineland
Alex Oliveira vs. James Moontasri

>says the divegrass fan
Can you not realize your "sport" is the most cancerous thing on Sup Forums?
Nobody cares about your TSSUUUUU spamming shit aside from you autists

Lmao, dead already

Card order has still not been finalized, Oliveira-Moontasri isn't even 6th in the alleged card order

It's main card + prelim "main event" + early prelim "main event"

He's just getting BTFO left and right, his anger is palpable

>le semen slurping fan
>checks flag

Opinion discarded.

Nothing has been confirmed you retard

Which of these is the best?

Holm
Melendez
Ngannou
Herring
Saenz
Oliviera

I used to get banned for Schaubposting throughout 2015. Not anymore.

Are you crazy in your head, man?

Someone made a new thread?

Must've just been updated, checked that literally 30 mintues ago

Do you want to take the picks? If that's the reason you're upset just say so and you can take them later in the week.

Can the mods ban this guy for spam now?
His butthurt is literally palpable. I can taste your red hot ass fumes in my mouth.

Half of those aren't even really that good of fights

Hendo-Fedor is not the least bit spicy

calm down bro

When will heem get its own board?

>my early meme threads are so much better guys, just look at the detailed OP no one reads!!

what's literally the fastest way to get breaking news?

I read them

twitter

if you're a loser aspie that can't use that or read then I guess /heem/ lol

/r/mma tbqhwyf

Sure you do, just like I do, wink wink

don't care for their layout to be honest

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i read them and am always disapointed by his shitty news

can I suggest some more spicy fights for the list?

Royce Gracie vs Kimo Leopoldo
Sakuraba vs Carlos Newton
Randy Couture vs Pedro Rizzo
Fedor vs Cro Cop

>no one's actually talking about anything better just spam away!!!

Autism

cause them yourself

This is why I like (Sup Forums thinks your post is spam)chan's format is better.
The TSUUU faggots can spam in their own soccer board and we can talk about MMA on our board. I wish it had taken off.

>autist memer is a redditor too

Shocking absolutely no one

There's plenty of discussion going on in this thread
I just wanted to post a heem for everyone on here to see and possibly discuss
Do you have any opinions on Paul Felder?

>Do you have any opinions on Paul Felder?

He's my favorite Irish fighter.

strawpoll.me/10780138
STRAWPOLL
strawpoll.me/10780138
VERY IMPORTANT

My personal favorite irish fighter is Joe Duffy

Does it even count if I don't have an account? I just check the news there. They are usually way faster than here.

meme fighter, mcgregor is the only good irish fighter, undefeated under 170 lbs

don frye and takayama

>undefeated under 170 lbs
Uhhh....about that meme fighter..

how many UFC champs does bulgaria have?

Joe Duffy choked him out at 155

Kek, pretty exposed there

Here's video if you don't believe me.
youtu.be/lkjwIZhT5hg

Is MMA your favorite sport? It's my favorite sport.

>does it count if I'm slightly less of a giant faggot?

No, fuck off back there

Rusev is the United States champion

holm
barboza
ngannou
kailin
saenz
boycow

Fighters who should give up and go home:

Frankie Edgar
Diego Sanchez

Yes

Why is that one american dude so angry all the time?

Are the outlels back