I was in a coma for 15 months. Ask away

I was in a coma for 15 months. Ask away.

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dafuq happened??

this

also, what do remember in between when it happened and u waking up

why did you come back

Why do you even think you're awake, faggot? You're still in.
Also
>Guts is off the boat

youtube.com/watch?v=_CnSTSixzcg

did you dream about this

Drunk driver hit me while I was walking home from the bar one night. Good news is he walked away unharmed.

how is that good news, arent you mad that he made you miss out on 15 months?

Cause he was in a fucking car.

It was not that different from sleeping. Sometimes you remember dreams but mostly it is just nothingness.

Wasssup!! Kush coma

Did... did the nurses have to clean up all your wet dreams?

That was the joke

He crashed you dumb fuck

so when u woke up, it was like the accident had been the day before?

also, how u like this

Car is stronker than person.
Car is not coma.

what a lame joke mate. too bad you didnt lose your sense of humor

Actually, yes. I asked them if that happens and it turns out it does.

More like, too bad that you did. haha i joked you hehahae

What was the 1st wank like after 15 months?

how are you feeling these days? How difficult is it gonna be to get your life back on track?

>mate
Explains why I dislike you

This guy gets it

Not exactly. It did feel like time had passed but more like weeks instead of months.

Trump or Hilary?

How does it feel knowing your penis may have shrunk up to 2 cm?

Arent you mad that you lost 15 months of your life, and whats your opinion about the drunk driver, have you met him after you woke up?

How was the training after you came out of coma?

but you never told me that you disliked me, until now.

Fucking glorious

My house was foreclosed on and no gf since she split about a month in but otherwise ok. Normal motor skills and no lingering brain damage.

this

are you glad you´re awake?

And now you know

How big was the load you shot when you first jacked off after coma?
>not gay just curious

What was it like meeting your relatives and loved ones again?

do you remember which episode of your favorite ongoing anime you were on?

No worries there, I'm American so we don't use cm

He's in jail, so no we haven't met. Of course I am mad but I'm alive at least.

god damn it mate, i cant believe you hate me, mate. it feels so horrible mate, that 1 individual mate that i dont know, mate probably (mate) never will see hates me mate, how can i ever get you to like me mate?
>mate

Massive. Like buckets.

What was your first thought when you woke up?

It was normal except for the kids, who had aged 15 months and looked different. It was nice to have a break from some people, they treat me better now.

>implying my queue lost its place
Idiot

Did any chicks throw you some coma pussy??

i'll help yo catch up on 2016 then

windows 10 turned out to be shit. still havent fixed anything.

Pokemon go is an app where you catch Pokemon using your camera on your phone to walk around outside, and surprisingly everyone is doing it.

Bernie is out and Hillary got exposed for being corrupt and people are not sure on whats better between trump and Hillary, even liberals.

there is a new ghost busters movie that sucks and the director and the cast call people that call it out for being bad misogynistic because the leads are all women

star wars 7 was a remake of star wars 4 but not to bad

thats all i can think off now mate

Confusion. When you wake up in a hospital and have shit hooked up to you and you don't how you got there, it's really weird. I started freaking out and tried to get our of bed but my legs were so fucking weak.

dem quads son

Do you look at your life from a different perspective? If yes which one?

+Eu is not the place to be at this current period

I was wondering if I should upgrade my 7 machine, so I probably won't. But my windows 8 machine is getting it. Thanks!

How did your motor functions get affected. Were they all fucked up after this ? How did it feel like.

No plans to go there anyways so I'm good

>not gay just curious
that's called bi-curious

Do you smoke?

oooo

I have a better outlook on life. It sucks losing part of the prime of my life but I have a different perspective than anyone I know now.

Ever see a baby giraffe try to walk? Like that.

holy shit guy, i did it

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No, why?

Check'd

wtf, i did it like yesterday

OP, did you feel anything while in the coma? Any dreams or anything? Or was it just like you blinked when the car hit you, and opened your eyes in the hospital 15 months later?

Here, i'll help your triforce
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How long until you could walk again?

Thank you

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Just wondered if youd have pick it up again.

The doctors sent this message into your dreams hoping that you would find it. Please wake up. We all miss you.

Nigger just quit with that
I boned a chick before noon today
Have you nutted in a chick today??!?

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>Fucking summerfags.

How did 15 months feel like? was it like a short nap?

You know, this is your chance user. You could have died. Balls up, and go do anything you want. Dont be wreckless obviously, but nows your chance to score some sweet pussy and become a badass. You just experienced what death feels like. It wasnt too bad now was it?
Go out and do anything without fear now.


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i promise bro, i'm here all year

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Not to be a dick but I answered that already

It was only like 2 weeks before I could. Your muscles atrophy but I was healthy beforehand.

Nice quads


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lel newfag

Did your social life change a lot?

Do you think about how you could had avoid the accident?

Did you have silly dreams or more serious ones?

Do you feel like the personal treated you nice? ( important 4 me as a nurse)

Did your personality change at all?


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Well then quote it you slut. I read everything (i think) and didn't find an answer.

This is how it's done you fucking summerfags

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Calm down

only when you're dead, there nothing to remember because your conciseness does not exist anymore

How was it like being denied masturbation rights for 5/4 of a year

like this daddy?

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shithead


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How long did you feel like you were out for?

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>My house was foreclosed on
Shit bro
Did you have any family to look after your shit? Do you still have your shit?

Did you fuck with anyone when you first woke up? Like call a friend and act like you're a ghost? Pretend to be brain damaged when your parents first came in? Anything completely insensitive that you got a jolly out of?

Did you have a job, and did they rehire you when you woke up?


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It's not that hard you retards

15 months in a coma ought to settle you down

would you recommend a coma for time travel?

Does being a coma surviver bring you any pussy?

What's different from now and 15 months ago?

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fucking newfags