Why did he become a fat piece of shit?

why did he become a fat piece of shit?

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Guess he couldn't keep his waistline Under Seige.

Steven Seagal: Fatman

Out for Justice? More like Out for Lunch.

Above The Law? More like Above 250.

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The guy can still wreak you. Check out his video when he went to Russia for an event.

augh join in the fun with the fat jokes. stop being serious.

Segal fuck off

I think it's because he consistently ate more calories than he expended over a fairly lengthy period of time

I hear he's a 7th degree blackbelt...
...IN EATING FOOD

Jesus willed it

I just saw a movie of him, he rested his .45 on his belly while turning a corner, and we all had a giggle m8.
He may be cultured and have 40 black belts but to everyone who doesn't know him he's a funny fatman

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>fat
dude is channeling his inner energy. He will release it in his next epic movie.

>become

hes always been that mate

aight fuckstick

>millenial

this is exactly how keanu is going to end up if he doesn't get his shit together

No he has a medical condition where he CAN'T lose weight. You just hate fat people

>become

He always was a fat fuck

that's an old picture of one of the belushi bros, not seagal

Bless both of you.

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Glimmer man? More like dinner fan.

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