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'murica

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Nice quads

>construction memes

this shit is getting silly now, the meaning is so diluted

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pee-pee dance @0:11

Watching that was the most stressful experience I've had lately.

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>pee-pee dance

wtf are you talking about

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>implying you've never done the pee-pee dance
>implying you're some Nietzschean superman
>m goddamned fw

omgggg what the fuuuuuckkk... who is this bitch!!?

no if I have to piss i go piss, I don't dance like some mentaly retarded child

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Oh my god would praise so much

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Holy shit, I am not the type to be truely angry at just WebMD, I usually laugh at the 9/11 jokes, but I am truely disgusted at this whore.

i dont get it can someone explain

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>more lies

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BaltimorePoliceDept. is the donator

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Half-Life 2 flashback

what the hell did he think would happen?

That's a ferret

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i would wear this kind of costume

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>thinking you know exactly what everyone does

m8 you can't even green text in context, lurk moar newfag

How do you even begin to train a hamster to do that

Holy fuck. Women can be so disgusting.

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it gets funnier the drunker you get

I would wear 10/10

Dead

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Yet she still would say no to giving you a blowjob.

She has nicely aligned teeth. I have fetish mixed with OCD for the front teeth in the lower jaw forming that correct bow.

Sucks that orthodontists are such greedy thugs. More people need it.

Kek

what a happy doggo

>being this new

whats she playing?

You would probably be disgusted with me. Total disaster area.

Always wanted to see a dog fuck this guy up, fucking faggot

She seems a lovely girl. I'd introduce her to my parents like that.

Labradors are normally friendly dogs. That one was probably racist.

dota2

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I want someone to watch this while on a bad acid trip and let us know how it goes.

Fuck, that actually cute

You have to be seriously retarded not to understand (and fear) what happens when a bullet flies through your hand faster than the speed of sound. Then again I'm Yuropoor, would treat any kind of firearm with the respect and fear it deserves, not like I can buy one at Walmart.

Just... don't be a fucking sadist.

No. Just a regular Sup Forums dweller.

Damn ... that looks good.

dont put your dick in crazy

fucking decimated

Too high for this. So fluid and imaginative.

Where is this from?

Fukken saved!

Gonna try this some time.

wow the end just ruined the whole fuckin thing

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Fucking Milo.

>white people

Trump supporter.

God, and the dude standing next to him just...watches. No reaction every single time he puts his hand in front of the barrel. Just...nothing.

Haha! Niggers gonna nig.

akira?

she's cute and has a sense of humor, would jungle fever

>pol going after a nigger
right...

>breakdancing.webm

jesus what a loser

newfagging so hard

pitching a tiny tent for a tranny

this has nothing to do with America, this guy is just a retard

The dog nipped at him and he reached directly at its face again.

Fucking retard

AHhhhhaaaaaaa!

>Fucking Milo

Actually just thought the same thing.

Good that twitter ownd him badly. I hate that sissy.

Same way you train a dog - a clicker, a goal, and some treats.

What do you do when you're at the firing range and when you try to shoot your gun it jams?
>NOT POINT IT AT YOUR FUCKING HAND AND REPEATEDLY TRY TO FIRE IT AGAIN
Jesus christ.

Isn't that, like, kinda, dangerous?

I don't get it, like...picking the ugliest one there. Is it because he thinks he might finally get some if he goes for the weakest one?

>she'll get muh glorious white seed

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i want to be that mouse...i want to slide down her tummy

this guy's overhand right is chuck liddell tier

why no pizza sauce inside the thing tho?
why dip it in sauce when you could have the sauce already inside

The tease was hot at first, and it started to get gross....and then it just got too real

my sides!

>I usually laugh at the 9/11jokes

How old are you?

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Heavy punches, damn.

Isnt that the same? Retard - American, I don't see the diffrence

what the hell man, is this bud spencer? He is giving away slaps like the Big Show or something