Guys, do you make noise when you are having sex? like do you moan and shit?

guys, do you make noise when you are having sex? like do you moan and shit?
my girl is upset that i make ZERO noise when i am fucking.
i want to know how other guys are.

Some times a guy is just too tired to make noise when he's doing all the work. But also, I don't make noise because I'm concentrating.

dirty talk and some guttural noises when i J

>my girl is upset that i make ZERO noise when i am fucking.
That's because she's an ignorant slut who takes her cues from porn.

That could still work out for you if she thinks throat-fucking is gentle foreplay. Bring it up some time.

She's upset because it gets her off. Just do it for her you mong

Mostly just a few quiet 'uhs' and 'mmms'

I talk dirty but only for the girls benefit. Not really a big fan.

I've gotten that complaint as well.
Never really understood why I should moan and shit, doesn't that just make it awkward?

This. She wants to hear you so she knows you're liking it. You're probably making her self conscious. Just moan a little.

I don't make noise either. If I did it would be forced and weird. She'll get used to it.

Of course.
Dirty talk, moaning, heavy breathing and complete lost of control when I bust.

Women want to hear that to get off.

What are you, a robot? Or are you just having stale as fuck sex?

Don't you make any noise when you work out either?
I'm thinking OP might be a faggot

Just don't moan out the wrong girls name. Done that twice. Crash and burn.

Yeah I make noise. You don't have to scream or go overboard, but having someone stare at you in dead silence is creepy during sex. Even soft noises are enough

My ex used to hate it if I was quite, so I got used to making noises or sex talk or whatever. It drove me fucking insane if she would go completely silent, like it totally spoiled the mood. So it just does for some people.

Next time she mentions it over exaggerate it for giggles.

tell her that most of your life you had to jerk off silently in order to not wake up your parents and now it's difficult for you to change this behaviour.

Having you stare at me without making noise is serial killer type shit

i feel awkward when i make noises like moan and go oh yea let me feel your pussy. i'm just not into that.
and it annoys me when she is yelling and shit. but i don't have the balls to tell her.
it is possible to talk yourself out of some pussy.

lol

I never said I was dead silent, but I'm not going to moan for the sake of moaning

I do it when my gf is doing shit right, as a subtle way of training and correcting her.

yea yea....i will give a try. i guess she must be into it. which....ok. i understand.

Just fucking breathe hard you fucknut

she sounds like a massive idiot but maybe you aren't ensuring her enough that she's pleasing you during sex (she apparently needs those audio cues) so do this, just talk to her when fucking her like give her commands and tell her exactly what you want her to do and what position to be in when you're nailing her. if she starts making noise about you not moaning then her rough with her, like slapping her tits and face, choke her, gag her with your cock etc until she shuts the fuck up. spit in her face too. she should figure out fast that you are in charge in the bedroom and you fuck her exactly how you like, not how she likes. report back on how it works

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If it's good, yes. It's not completely involuntary, but it's not something I consciously decide on. I'd recommend having less shitty sex.

that would be so shitty. night. over

Usually I am silent until I get close. Then I say, "Give me that hot fucking pussy!"

And sometimes when I cum I yell out, "I have the AIDS!"

U wont scream like a dog, bro. Maybe something near a hmmmm on her ear when u are close, or a dirty talk when u see that she is on the best time..

>Few moans
>Whispers of "Oh Fuck" or "Holy Shit"
>Occasional dirty talk - tame, not to far cause it makes me lose focus and laugh
>Deep Exhalations

Literally any/all of the above, depending on who might hear, though if parents are out then obvs it all happens more

this took a turn in a direction i was not expecting it to go.

yeah don't do this. op's girl is setting a trap for him with this shit. he'll do this forced moaning, it'll be awkward af, and he'll sound like a beta fuck and she'll leave him fast.

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This honestly. The concentration part is just how awesome the cock is feeling along with the rest of the body and the emotional states the brain produces that go along with sex.

can you do it for me? like record yourself on vocaroo so i know what it sounds like?

give it a try, watch what happens

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making noises when you work out?
what kinda faggot would you have to be to do that

this might be good for me. not too crazy. i'll try those. i can do those.

I grunt like an animal and talk shit.

>oh yea let me feel your pussy
That is going overboard and unnecessary.

Tell her how lovely she is and compliment her once in a while during sex.

Some people actually have a conversation during sex.

ITT: Beta faggot autists talk about their "sexlife"

Don't you enjoy fucking? What the fuck is wrong with y'all? Have fun getting cucked, it's happening sooner or later if you fuck your girl like you're some kind of bitch ass faggot.

Of course she is
My ex said the weirdest thing to me once
She told me she loves my hhely inhales & exhales

Let out long-nice exhales user
That should help

Watch Max Hardcore to get your sex sounds down.

>Tell her how lovely she is and compliment her once in a while during sex.

you want me to say shit like " i like what you did with your hair" while im 7in deep? what compliments can i possibly say in that moment?

Yep, that's the same thing I do. I do it in reverse, too. Listen to the sounds she makes and remember what I did to elicit them. Apparently common sense shit like that makes me "absolutely amazing" in bed.

As for the OP, make some sounds when she does something you like. Hell, figure out what "tone" she prefers in the bedroom and use it to tell her how good whatever it she is doing feels. Some girls want to be told in a filthy manner, others may want it to be derogatory, and some just want plain verbal confirmation.

Yeah, no, it's cool man. Women get really turned on when it feels like they're fucking a corpse

Pic absolutely related

Wow this looks like a chick I know but grown. But she is grown but looks ungrown. Now it's really stiffing my bone.

I didn't used to but my girl likes hearing the deep pleasure moans and dirty talk so to answer your question, yes I do.

sex stunts?

I typed out heavy, but hhely took over.

If you don't like to vocalize while boning, try keeping a bicycle horn by the bed. When you're cumming, just honk that thing loud and hard- she'll know what it means.

>this thread

cool. i appreciate it. sex advice from Sup Forums. gotta love 2015

lel

want.

Barely any noise. Women need to shut the fuck up half the time they're coming, they make some weird noises.

Just be really aware of your breathing. Strong deep breaths. Keeps you from cumming too.

I used to be silent during sex but then I realised they just want to know you aren't bored

married fag?

>Don't you make any noise when you work out either?
So you're that kind of faggot

>if parents are out

Underage fag detected.

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Depends on the girl.

One of my exs liked being called a bitch etc and getting her tits and ass slapped. Also choking and covering her mouth and hair pulling. I miss that shit, some girls are so fucking tame.

>i like what you did with your hair
While looking deep into her eyes.
Yes. Just make sure you actually like what she did with your hair or it's just as bad as fake moaning.

Yes, I can be quite vocal. especially when climaxing. Not like being real loud or anything, but I let you know I'm having fun

nah im only 26!

Well we are on Sup Forums so he's probably 30.

If she bites me, I bite, growl, claw and spank her until she squeals.

Underrated post xD

wtf?

You would say midfuck 'I like what you did with your hair'

Nah she's going to be thinking what's this queer thinking about my hair do for?

Just tell her she's so "wet" and fucking "tight".. and when you bust yell "awwwww shucky-ducky"

kek

this is what i was thinking.

I had an ex like that. She loved it when I choked her until right before she came. Then I'd clamp my hand over her mouth and pound the living hell out of her until I blew deep inside her. Ahh, good times.

yoooo does this thread actually exist??? either you all are trolling each other in some massive troll orgy or everyone of you are delusional as fuck.

back in the 70s?

Would you rather say:
>oh yea let me feel your pussy
>OOWww ghodd YHeeeeeessssss
>Give me that pus of yourse
>I'm cumming, I'M CUMMMING
>hnnnngggggg!!!! .......OOOohhhhhh

>massive troll orgy
welcome to Sup Forums

If you're really enjoying it, you won't make any loud noise, you'll breathe and close your eyes. Tell your girl she's "insecure and expects too much from you. Just be happy."

Word for word

that sounds equally as gay

i already told him to do that. see Sent from my Android phone

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You can make noise without sounding like an idiot.

I like just saying/exclaiming/sighing oh my fuck or fuck thats hot. Also gives a good opportunity to act a little extra aggressive or something cuz she'll latch on to the reaction and try and to make it happen again.

(Doig what she wants is a great way to train her to be a whore)

Nah, I'm old, likely older than most of the folks in this thread, but I'm not that old.

36?

Close! I'll be 35 pretty soon.

>Oh baby, your vagoo feels so much better than your mum's.
>blow that rape whistle in my ear so I can shoot my wad

i could tell by you saying you're old but not that old. most people in there 30s are aware they arent young but they are also aware they aren't too old. enjoy Sup Forums, sir

i could be your dad junior

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I only breathe heavily when I cum

Not him but I'm 37

Me and my wife
>Make her tell me she wants my cock
>Moans
>Grunts
>Call her my little slut
>Tell her to take my cock when I'm pounding her
>Make her beg for my cum


This is all normal shit and girls love it. Makes them feel sexy

it always does
goddamn hhely.

see

Fuck on a squeaky bed.

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this, and this is so fucking vanilla

this thread is filled to the brim with underage and autism

yea that's not too bad either. i'm actually getting a lot of good shit here. thanks fanots

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