Girlfriend just fell asleep

Girlfriend just fell asleep.
What should i do to her ?
Trips decide

Stab her nose with a pen

Punch her cunt.

good one haha
same goes for me xD

Rerolling for this.

Sharpie in her butt

Cuddle with her

put 20 pieces of bread on her face.

definetly rerolling for that one

Rub sriracha, tabasco or other hot sauce on your fingers then insert same fingers into vagina

Rollin

Squeeze that ass

One more time bby

fuck you faggot

Let her sleep fag

Let her fucking sleep and don't be a faggot you cuck

Cum on her feet

Re rollin this

scream allahu akbar till she wakes

shit on her face

Cuddle with her and kiss her...yiu might get sex

Dont like cuddling? U Lil bitch ass fgt fight me irl

Put her hand in water so she wets her self! Classic

Rolling. Piss on her face.

rollin

Respect her. Cherish her. Whisper sweet nothings in her ear.

Then stick your pinky finger in her pooper.

place shit in mouth, nose and ears

Roll

Put your bare ass on her face you faggit

roll

ROLLING THIS stop being faggots guys

Rollerino

Kiss her on the forehead. Tell her you love her

reroll

Reroll

cut off her big toe

Wake her up and show her this thred

ruthless

chill nigga

Cuddle with her faggot

roll

pee on her head

spend $500 on pizza and cover her with them

shave head

Wake her up and ask her to marry you

Stick ur finger up ur ass and then into her mouth

fuck so close

slap her face with your hard dick

Wrap her in your arms

fart as hard as you can right next to her face

Break up with her

Slit her goddamn throat like the edgelord you are

Open her mouth and take a warm shit in it. Make sure she's asleep in the beginning, then tape her reaction. Make it into a webm and make a mew thread about it.

rolling for this

reroll

>check em

cum on hair

Rollin

roll

meh

Cum in her throat

Put her finger in your rectum while she is asleep, obviously...

Wake her and break up with her. Then fall asleep next tp her and cuddle.

Been there. Done that. Bitch deserved it.

off by one kys

kiss her

sharpie in pooper

roll, roll, finger that hole

Reroll

piss on her face

take a dump on here face

Take a piss in her ear

use her hand to fist your asshole

Leave and never come back.

an hero op

Again

rolling

winrar

fart on her face

Reroll

Steal her kodneys and tell her a jew took them.

Fuck you op

Force-blowjob her with a carrot

rolling

roll

wtf nigga

Bake her some cupcakes for after she wakes up

Do a poo next to her

wakeup and propose for marriage

finger -> pooper
hers -> yours

>gun
>point head
>shoot
>????
>profit

Surprise butt sex her

Make an honest woman out of her, have two kids you love more than life itself, wake up everyday and ask her "what can I do to make your day a little better?" Sincerely and pick out side by side plots at the local cemetery so when you are laid down to the earth one of you will just be waiting to start the next journey with each other.

Or puts your lips against her asshole and suck as hard as you can, dealers choice.

lick her butt

WINRAR

put a speaker right next to her ear and blast techno.

Make a Youtube prank channel and upload a vid of you pissing all over her

eat her out

slapp here real hard and then convince here she was dreaming

Cum on her face.

Wake her up amd tell her that the jwws are conspiring to build a eurasian negroid race which will serve as the ultimate goyim slave race for Israel amd that they will use Islam to controll them and that Trump is the only hope we have.

Go on
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