Ask a Camp Counselor in the rural midwest anything

Ask a Camp Counselor in the rural midwest anything.

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Ever molest one of the campers?

Any bears at camp?

Nah, I'm not like that. A counselor here got fired on the down low for being a creepy motherfucker though.

No, that'd be fucking awesome though.

Is camp mostly a Jewish thing?

Bump

YMCA?

Yup.

Ever bang any of the other Counselors?

Knew I recognized that Staff font. I did the same thing for 3 years in the midwest

What type of sheep do you enjoy fucking most on old McDonald's farm

state?

This is my first year, so I'm still getting to know everyone. One of the program directors and I eye fucked each other a bit yesterday so I'm getting excited about that. One of the british transfers already got some pussy though.

How many kids ask you dodgy sex ed shit?

Do you make all the boys raid the womens camp?

Original. I like it.

Shorn, unshorn

Black, white, brown

Just curious, would you fuck a sheep? And if so, would you fuck it at camp?

Michigan.

No sheep here. We have horses and a pig. And no, I'm pretty normal when it comes to sexual tastes.

We stormed to their cabin, banged on the doors, and blasted air horns once. This was with the teen campers though.

None so far.

You should sell drugs to the campers as a side gig

Best story you can tell?

I have one about this bitch counselor who got my best friend fired over shit he didn't do. I'm also only on mobile so forgive me if it takes a while to type.

The spanish transfers already do that but with cuban cigarettes.

What kind of shit goes down at YMCA

I fell like the song kinda gives it away. We'll see what OP has to say.

uum, let me guess

Camp copeneconic?

For the user who asked for a story.
>start the year with this really cool counselor
>his name's Ray, he's black but not a nigger.
>comes from a poor family, had a dad whom he loved who died recently
>always did his best to help the children when they were sad, he even helped me at one point this year when my depression got a bit bad.
>we were bros, he nicknamed me brock because "I'm built like brock lesnar"
>to be honest though I'm only 6'0 and I have some fat on me because I'm out of training
But I digress.
>One day Ray and this bitch counselor get into a fight.
>bitch counselor hates him now, so she's hell bent on getting him fired.
>she tries convincing her campers to tell the PD that he was creeping on her
>some of them start crying, they love ray
>others cuss her out
>she tells the PD that he was being creepy, and because of something recent that happened with someone who was actually a pedophile, they didn't take any chances and they fired him on the spot.
>I hug Ray as he cries, he loved his job and the bond he formed with the campers.
>Ray leaves, we stay in contact.
Fuck that stupid bitch.
Also sorry for the ass greentexting.

Shh.

It's actually pretty tame here, the seediest stuff was the story I just told, one case of a creepy counselor, and the dirty spaniards maybe selling cigarettes on the side.

Woa

I got it right?

Well done. You go there? It'd be fucking cool to meet up with a Sup Forumstard.

Any more stories about the girl you eye-fucked?

uuum

i go there.... but when its camp Midicha

Danks for the story.

Amazing ass, normie cardiobunny, is pure qt3.14, would cuddle for eternity. We just trade smiles mostly and say hello.

Did we discuss vidya?

You see any possibility of it going "further" than that?

i went on the mosaic trip.

I.E. a michigan road trip i, when we went to traverse city for a day we went to north star brewing company for lunch ( now e didnt get any beer) they had fantastic pizza

Most likely not, I'm absolute shit with ladies. I can still try though, I stopped caring about judgement a while ago.

Shit dude, we probably met and didn't even notice. It's a small world, man.

One of the councellors on the mosaic trip was called heather, she as a bit bitchy but cool most of the time

we could add echother on steam if we wanna play vidya or somthin

I haven't touched steam in ages. I don't have a computer for it. If you have a PS4 account, I'll totally add you when I can.

dont have a PS4 but nice dubs

Y'all gonna fuck already?

Well, fuck it, I'll be getting a computer sometime soon anyways, I'll make sure to add you then. Account name? Mine's something like MrTerraria or something, I made it when I was a 13 year old faggot.

When we can, user. When we can.

how many children you've raped?

give it time

3

None, actually. I don't find children attractive. I've caught children fucking though.

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Disregard that, I've actually fucked a 12 year old.

Kiddy fiddler

any cute boys

Is the earth flat?

This pleases me

I'm straight as hell but there were a few counselors that were pretty good looking.

any that you could take to the stall and they'd not tell on ya

There's actually one male counselor that looks like Zac Efron that I wanna blow.

bring a camper with you, buddy system. Also
hot threesome and popping two cherries

There were 2 twinks. A british one and an american one. They'd probably like a good dicking. You can imagine that if you want to, user.

I don't know who you are, but there actually is a counselor here who looks like Zac Efron.

What a coincidence. He wants your dick.

>Pretty normal
So only peeing on girls?

You fuckin' know it.

That piss was digital!

Horse pussy looks nice

Meh, I'd rather do humans.

RIP thread. I will start you again soon one day.

What is your opinion on furries?

Love them. I dress up like one all the time at camp

Let them do whatever. I'd tell them that they were creeping out the children if they were. If they were harmless then whatever.

Goodnight Anons. OP signing out. Whoever is impersonating me is now in control of this thread. Godspeed, gentlemen. Expect me sometime tomorrow.

Yay, I win.

how sweaty are your balls right now?

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