Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help

Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.


>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.

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Noice dubs

I feel bleh

Hello again, Reimu

Sorry I couldn't make it last thread, I was awful busy

FIRST

-Sweet Roll

Anything I can do to cheer you up?

That's how you know it's legit!

Hello, everybody, anons and lurkers as well, how are you today?

Hello thread!

Those were some refreshing three hours of sleep!

Hello Reimu thread. How are you guys?

I'm doing okay today. Mostly just taking it easy. How about yourself?


Rolling.

Hello Nep

How are you?

-Sweet Roll

Not really.

...

I'm in pain, but the good pain, Box hooked me up with a mod for s.t.a.l.k.e.r. Now every moment is pure agony.
Doing good, i guess, i mean, i'm not bad, so.. yeah.

Heck
Hello ME-tan

was it enough sleep?

Double Heck

I forgot your name

but hello anyway

-Sweet Roll

Hi Reimu, can I suck your fat, hairy, throbbing, cock?
- Sweet Rolls

Triple Heck

-Sweet Roll

Did someone call?

It's just Kotori. Hey sweet roll!

Never played that but it seems fun from what I've seen.

Can i have thoes dubs, would you kindly?

We meet again.

Why does it say (Dead) next to my post number?
And yes it was, at least for a while.
Also exactly how long a cup of black tea keeps me sleepy.

Oh, explains. Don't tell me you write quotes manually!

Rolling for other user's since I got a reading last night.

*Stop trying to act like him, go and bother someone else you petty little nuisance.*

and you got one.

a GET that is

It's like dark souls: the shooter. (Trust me, the life in the zone is pretty fun, and pretty hard to survive as well.)
Well done.

youtu.be/5D4hh0tKmh4

I have got to remember that

I thought it would come to me when I saw the image, but it didn't, my memory is wierd and sometimes selective, I can remember obscure things from way back when, and not remember something someone told ten seconds ago

How are you?

-Sweet Roll

Was a convincing act to be honest

oo, can i have that GET for a reading user? or no

You are not even good enough to be my fake

-Sweet Roll

Oh there we go. I don't have much specifics to ask but it's regarding friends I suppose.

Ah. It seems like something I'd play but I'm not big on most games right now. Good to hear that you enjoy it though.

I'm doing fine. How about yourself?

Hehe sorry. If roll another get you can have it though.

aww

*Are you so sure that was him? Notice how Sweet Roll never leaves a space between his name and the underscore, but in that one post it's not like that, also the name is Sweet Rolls instead of just Sweet Roll, someone did a poor attempt to imitate him.*

There are a few things wrong with that post, a pathetic attempt, but he tried

-Sweet Roll

Don't worry user! I'll get those dubs for you.

*Cough cough (ME was being ironic) cough*

Here goes!

>Six of Cups
Harmony, past associations have brought present relationships.

>Princess of Cups
A reflective, poetic, quiet and artistic person, gentle and kind. A person with a wealth of knowledge, giving freely her advice.

If you know someone like this, the future hinges on his/her actions. If it doesn't sound familiar, it could mean you're getting news of a birth, marriage, or engagement.

>Three of Pentacles
Success gained through hard work. A good time to start new projects.

What the hell is this weeb shit

thanks

just chill and rool for dubs, you might get a fortune reading

I am trying to stop drinking. But instead of feeling all empowered and shit I just feel pissed off and thirsty. Any tips?

Things are fine with me

-Sweet Roll

You didn't stop drinking everything right? Just alcohol?

Hello. Are your motives sufficiently complex today?

It's kind of like a safe haven, people can come here to have a friendly chat or get a tarot reading from Lady Reimu. And we give advice to those ones looking for a bit of help.
You might be having a withdrawl, just make sure to stay hydrated and you'll be fine, and for being pissed off, try to chew some gum.

cool!

Can i get a reading please?

I was joking, come on!

If you're worried about your identity, there are a number of ways to prove who you are.

Nothing really, welcome to here

Replace the drinking with other activities.
Possibly activities hard to do while drunk.

i was just looking for a patient, but ill stay here for awhile

Sure. Do you have question or an area of life you'd like me to focus on, or will this just be a general prediction?

Try non-alcoholic maybe?

-Sweet Roll

Thank you.

That's good to hear. You do anything fun today?

Another attempt for you~

>Possibly activities hard to do while drunk.

... Open heart surgery?

general i guess

Read OP's first post.
Everyone is welcome here in this thread.
What type of drink alcohol ?
>open heart surgery
not that .

u can have it i already got one, thanks anyway

*Sorry, i must admit that i didn't realize you were joking, it's my fault indeed.*

*I've seen it, mind if we speak later Nep? I have something to ask you.*

You'd be surprised
If not straight drunk, long surgial operations are often done tired. 24h shift tired.

Oh I don't worry, for here, I do multiple things that help me not get copied

But I will not say due to lurkers that want to make an attempt to copy me

-Sweet Roll

>Ace of Pentacles
Financial change for the better, material comfort, physical well being, wealth, possessions and an appreciation of the good things in life.

>Six of Wands
The arrival of fantastic good news. Hopefulness and satisfaction in what has been achieved.

>Knight of Cups
He is often constantly bored and in constant need of stimulation, but also artistic and refined. A person who is amiable, intelligent full of high principals, but a dreamer who can be easily led or discouraged.

O-oh okay.

Well is up for grabs.

TY reimu

O shit, another pair!

Last one but is my heath going to fare well in the future?

I tried to steal a sentry gun from a train (Payday 2)

I failed miserably before I could escape

Who are you?

Are you new?

Hello, whatever-your-name-is

-Sweet Roll

>Three of Cups (Reversed)
It seems that you do fall ill, and it will be due to an overindulgence of some kind. Obesity, drinking, smoking, etc. Obviously, these can all be avoided.

I told you that you won't get any donations if you keep giving out bad readings!!

I don't get any donations either way...

Hello Marisa

How are you?

-Sweet Roll

Ah, thanks.

Now back to chill


Also, these are up for grabs

Do hugs count :D?

I can take a hint

*gives $50 cnd*

-Sweet Roll

Let me help you with that.

i meant the post before that but OK

you can have though

Oh?

>*points*

...

A hug is more of a favor I'm doing for you than the other way around.

So CAD doesn't count?

-Sweet Roll

Marisaaaaaa

I actually linked wrong.. i meant to link your post ;~;

Hello (Young?) Remi

-Sweet Roll

i was just being nice....

And then you did it again!

It's fine, I'm still thinking over my reading from yesterday. Thank you anyway though.

Unless I'm reading this wrong, either way it's 3AM and I'm too tired for this shit.

*Hi Sweet, sorry for all the mess i did there before, no hate please.*

*Hi there! What brings you here in this fine night?*

*We desperately need the feline servant, Remilia is starting to get bored here.*

Rolling for general reading, with a bit more of love life included

>>

Heck, I forgot to add something

How are you?

-Sweet Roll

Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm the old one.

Feline servant?

I'm upset.

I did not! i was suppose to link sweet's comment about the 50$! (and you)
Hmph..

A-And aren't you a bit full of yourself now~?

Millieeeeee

I smelled newborn blood being spilled and wanted my share of it.. i'm a witch after all~!

You can have my roll from

Wazaaaaaaaaaaap

Why is that, user?

I have a gf that I love very much. We both have agreed to lure girls that we find attractive and have threeways with them. The problem is our friend group is very small and we cant just straight up ask the girls we do want as to not risk them telling others (we have to keep it a secret for some reason)
>tips on picking up chicks
>tips on getting a girl interested in a threeway

Thanks.
What's wrong bud?

You could be nicer...

I'd suggest using a dating app, that way you know you're only getting girls who you can pre-screen to know if they're interested in something like that.

Well, user, the internet of course! You could try hookup websites.

I can't see my forehead.

Double Heck
/#¬_¬\
staaare~

What did you do, exactly?

-Sweet Roll

Thanks ill try that

hi, im not sure what to do with my life, i feel like ive really lost all interest in everything and that i have no place to be.

Alright you got a chuckle out of me, good one

what, you want a Pepsi or something?