Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!

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Dio-sama...

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Claimu

Only a Shimada can control the waifus...

Claimed.

Do you not love Mizore?

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still here

>Stare at Shizuru's ass edition, apparently.

Claimed

No.

It had to end at some point.

Akiko claimed

youtu.be/x8L1bT7m5dU

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Im down

That's good too

And I might get another when I make Sidisi reanimation zombies

Well, there is only The Professor, but he has been busy. I'm sure he would like me though, seeing as I'm studying biomedical engineering

My cosplay, the garbage can with "your waifu is garbage" written on it
No problem! We are all good

And several pictures

But what about the love of lewd things?
L E W D

Stop posting shit waifus
>inb4 you start

It's happening, whether we want it or not.

QOTT: How do you think your waifu's parents might react if she introduced you to them?

hm

I mean, I'm fine with this.

O.

Someone said waifu?
Rem claimed

Miho claimed

k?

I want to bury my face in that loli ass.
>Motor boats

No.

They're dead

Then it is great.

Sorry can't yet cause i'm on my laptop and it sucks. also my mic is terrible. gna watch that later boi.

Aw okai then

Sounds nice.

Yeah i think that way too

Stella claimed

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>I want to bury my face in that loli ass.

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Yuiko Claimed.

As for her mother I don't think I would have problems but her sister is a teacher, and my school record it's pretty bad. Filled with fights and shit.

why?
they are kill

Stop trying to start shit Mako user.

Taking a cat nap until toonami
Read most of the manga
Now I'm beginning the anime on toonami

And also true

So, what all have you been up to?

That's different
>Adding another (you)
Nice
That's different
I want it.
A human husband is a great thing, her family would love it.

Nice

Both are dead and never made an appearance

Rem a cute

RIP
Well you can just watch my video on repeat then until you can switch. Just hit me up when you can, I'm almost always here

You heard me.

next person to get dubs has to an hero

Do you count yourself?
You should.

>checked
Does this count

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Goodbye Spikes.

OH SHIT

Alright fine

brb suicide

well uh goodbye maybe

Deja-vu...

nice neck

>Rem a cute
Yep, and her development was pretty good!
Who the fuck wouldnt like Rem?

Well spike, it was nice knowing ya.
>I'll miss ya

Im so alone lmao

Rolling

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How fun. How's it going, Spike?

Well they're royal and i'm not a blazer like Stella so. They'd probably try to get rid of me.

I have done nothing for last two days. Taking it really easy 'cos last days in spain,
You?

I will, i'd like to go mid or adc then
kek

Hi how you doing?

Interesting.
Touch.

youtube.com/watch?v=BTf3a4Wjlmw
COOOONNNNDDDOOOOMMM SMMIIIIIILLLEEE!

Feeling pretty frustrated right now, I hate this feeling. I haven't done shit all day. Sometimes I wish I would do pic related.

Are you dead yet? It'd be great if you were.

Pet.

We salute you
Goodnight soldier

I know I like her. I should watch the anime

Nu-uh, you're our bitch
There are no real dedicated positions. I'm really all over the place. Kyouko mostly jungles and Zuihou mostly goes top but not nearly all the time

thanks?

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Well she lives with her sister I would only have to get through to her, and I am not awkward or weird or anything I believe she would like me.

Play football?
kek
who's your waifu btw.
fran or tomoko can't tell i'm terribly sorry

It's just that i really haven't played anything else for a year. Hey i'm at least season 3 veteran :c
>season 3 veteran not really a veteran

What are you up to?

Is it even worthy?
Living I mean.
Being all alone is starting to consume me

You have your waifu.

If it's starting to consume you, you need to make a difference in that by yourself cutie~

Hi Yuiko!

We're watching some anime if your bored. I hope your doing alright.

Headpats a best.
Just relaxing a bit, been playing Civ 5 most of the day though so I might go back to that in a few hours. You doing anything?

>I know I like her. I should watch the anime
Yeah you should! the protagonist is a fag, but the plot its so fuking good, and more important, the series have Rem
Cheer up user!

Played evolve for a bit and got up to 8 win streak. Now im just doing whatever.
Might just go pass out because its 5 am already.

She isn't even real. I'll never be able to say to her the much I love her.

How? That's the big point. Till now I've been trying to just live a day after the other but now I can't stand it anymore. A need to be loved, seriously. Im going crazy with all this silence and Solitude. Fuck.

Give me a few minutes and I'll tag along.

;-;

No, if your life will consist of terrible misfortune that you can not get out of.
Yes, if you have decent amount of money, good health and family/friends.

Me too but I'd never want to kill myself anymore, or at least think I would.

Common user, this is a waifu thread, you should go to a feels thread then

I'm starting to feel worried about the time when i start to live alone. Sorry Yuiko but i don't know either how. Maybe try to get some kind of hobby where u get to meet people?

waifu thread is like a small community imo.

I don't think of killing myself so much anymore. Just once or twice a day. Its a big step for some one who used to play on the edge of skyscrapers hoping to fall. It was a lifestyle close to Marla' one. The Marla from Fight Club.

I don't wanna sleep while trying and looking at a rope with more interest than I should

Rate my dick Sup Forums.

Nice, yeah you should go to bed soon if you're tired, I don't know how late you normally stay up but that's pretty late regardless.

So fucking disgusting

Does anyone else get scared of time going by so quickly. I fucking hate the fact that life is so short. Why is everything moving at such fast pace. Why is it all going by so fast?

Get the jewish Aztects out of my country

Yeah I think about that shit alot at night usually and it scares the hell out of me

Ok sorry u.u
But cheer up user, if she did then you too

NOTHING IS PERMANENT EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY. MY LIFE IS A FLASH OF LIGHT THAT WILL BE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE REST OF THE HUMAN POPULATION. THERE IS NO AFTER LIFE. THERE IS ONLY ETERNAL DARKNESS

It's not going fast, it's going the same speed it always has. It just seems faster now that you're older. It has to do with the fact that when you are young a year seems like a long time since you've only lived 8 of them.

youtube.com/watch?v=F0YoKzsjE-0

Soon, it took me twenty years but I wiped out the Aztects who controlled East Asia and most of Australia, one more country and I'll own all of Asia, then I move on to the african muslim communists who own North America, then I liberate South America. All in all it shouldn't be more than a few decades.

I don't know, I think it's going by prettty slowly and it's not like I was "living life at the fullest" if anything it's the complete other way around.

>Dontlettheexsistentialcrisissetin.png
>don't let it set in
>Mow the lawn

Personally I hide behind humor.

kiss me

Woke up
My girlfriend bought me like 6 chalupas

Well if you insist.

Still gotta live and breath for her man. I know how you feel. You got any family?

I wish I lived life as someone happier. Fuck this shit

And what would be life as someone happier?

Wow fuck you.

Hello tomoko

Best thing you can do is lie to yourself constantly
Or go get help.
I recommend help, or you'll end up screaming at the walls when youre alone.

Happy. Even when I was a very little I was always sad and had a bunch of weird mood swings .I've been sad all my life maybe it's a chemical imbalance or something.

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Are you me?