Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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Dio-sama...
That took some time, take my advice and give it up.
Claimed.
>kyouko claimed
Heya
Don't forget Nico Nii!
Because I Nico need you!
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>Kyouko claimed
Yeah no.
Yeah probably shouldn't have gone that far, but it's amusing anyways.
One mans trash is another's treasure.
*Megumin claimed
Forgot to cut out that bit
same bb
could i get a link?
Was an accident
Claimu
Claiming Nonon
I'm telling you man, she's not a loli. She's just petite, her voice doesn't even fit that of a loli.
But is Nui godlike in power? Did she beat a god?
>Kyuoko claimed
my sides
sry forgot to answer.
nice~
i'm tired
Stella claimed
Claimed
I just have a text file with the copypasta, better than copying everytime to be honest.
Nou
>You want me screaming don't you?~
A man's trash is the disgusting lowlife that digs in garbage's treasure.
The truth is, the only reason why I did not declare her heresy yet is because of some doubt. Doubt created by the simple and discardable fact that her body proportions are not the same as of the common loli. Because of that one detail I could never declare Nonon a loli, or a waifu free of heresy.
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You're my treasure
She is more cute and great than a goddess and has strange abilities.
Nou!
>Perv!
Don't even say it!
Happily.
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this'll make your heart go Nico Nico Nii
NANI SORE!!!
Dio sama...
You a cute.
>You're the one who said it
You're the cutest!
You have lolis in your garbage? What kind of monster are you?
How nice of you.
It's called disposing of the evidence.
Akiko claimed
Friday banter now in glorious HD so it's no longer eyecancer but just regular cancer
still here
I am not.
>I didn't mean it like that!
>Tried to go back on WoW today because pre-launch changed a bunch of things
>Run dungeon with friend
>"How shit was my DPS?"
>"Well, YOU COULD HAVE DONE BETTER"
Well no shit Sherlock, I haven't played since 2 weeks into Warlords and they just changed everything that I remember.
I am not! I told you not to say it!
What the dicks is this?
Shinoa claimed ',:)
terrible link i require another
disposing of the evidence that you love lolis?
there's a difference?
i get cancer either way
Well, at least you didn't automatically condemn her to such a cruel fate. You are a decent guy.
I'm not saying that Nui isn't wonderful, I'm just giving you hints as to who the goddess is.
Sure sure. Keep compensating. I'm not even going to ask how much loli porn you have stashed.
I can hazard a guess at "Too much" though.
>Rattle rattle
You know damn well that's wrong.
Everyone knows I have a caring heart filled with love.
It's a small compilation of our master-tier plays and intelligent discussion we had on a particular friday night. I'm mute in it though, it's just Kagami, Kyouko, Karen and Homura
Only in quality
It's still yer good ol' cancer
I've never been good at guessing games
SMUG NANI SORE
Goatbro = Claimed
Also, I like how these threads are always
>implying i didn't already have a reserved place in hell
Allahu Ackbar!
That's why you go healer.
>HoT and walk away.
Yes you are
>What did you mean then?
Smugs
Male or female gote?
>Or sissy gote?
I don't mind telling you the truth. I, DIO, HAVE loli porn stashed in a USB and "too much" is the perfect word to describe the amount, because I only have 1 gif, because it was for dank memes, for this USB is only filled with pictures I've taken on Sup Forums and anywhere that I'd find an interesting picture, there are also screenshots and all of my Dio pics.
1 loli is already too much loli.
Sup Smuggles.
Akikikokoko. Please, don't tempt me back into the cancer that is LoL.
>Because that actually looks rather fun
>Healer
But TERA has made it so any other healing type seems boring...
I am not.
>Crazy!
B-But..! I liked that one...
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What about this? I don't know if i already sent it or not..
Well, she's from vidya. Has pink hair, becomes a goddess and beats a god. And people generally dislike her and her source material.
You sure are creepy though
Hate me and my waifu all you want Dio. I still like you.
Its a smile of cocky amd confident
Seen you a few times a before. Whats up?
Icee
Sup pretty boy tsun
Frenemy, ive missed you
hi friend
>what is smug?
It's trash.
なに それ、ばか!
Many JRPG's do this, Especially the fight god and turn into god part.
Why would you like Dio?
p.s. you're my goddess
you're waifu not a shit
I havent played lol in a month.
>I want back!
Healing is boring.
Boringly easy!
Are too
>Who's crazy?
>Buttslot~
How goes it?
Heyoo
God damn it you motherfucker stop trying to blow me up
Cute femboy gote = best gote
I'd make a joke about the sky being up, but that's wildly unoriginal so I won't
I am not tsun.
Actually got a decent amount of sleep and didn't wake up to triple digit temps. Also tried to play WoW a bit again today, I have NO fucking clue what the hell I'm doing anymore.
Also, lots of Sabaton.
I played a few games not long ago. Still cancer.
>I think it's just because my friends don't play anymore, and unless it's a full team, it's kinda gay.
Uhhh, TERA healing was rather fun. I'm actually really missing it, but god the company has gone full Jew mode for so long now...
Nope.
>You!
nope
That link will do thanks bb
why else would you want to dispose of lolis
>rattle rattle
is there a option for medium quality cancer?
He's fun.
His insults are strange and amusing enough that i can't take them particularly seriously, his art is amusing, and when he's not in a loli-hating mood, he's usually pretty cool.
And even when he is in a loli hating mood, he's still amusing to bounce jokes off of.
I missed you too frenemy. Even though its been almost a day lol. Whats up?
Sure thing, my student :p
How am i an idiot?
Good besides the morning. Fuck that event
So thats your response? Lol
Good to hear. Got about 12 hours of sleep? Kek lost your touch with the game? Sabaton?
Umm, this should give it away. Weather phenomenon.
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed
I'm not tempting anything. I'm just posting oc fresh from the editor
>63 views, how is that even possible?
>Because that actually looks rather fun
It's tons of fun, but only when we play together. I would never even think of playing solo or even duo again. 5 premade or nothing
Yes, but then you'll have to take some extra eyecancer with it
Did some more stuff at the anime con, currently leaving for home
You must be this tall to ride, baka
Yo yo maki dakki
I'll bounce off you, baby mrowl :3c
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Maybe it's one i didn't play, you did say something about negative reception. but i won't mind who it is.
Looks like something from a bad dreamworks movie.
I'm not creepy, I'm Dio.
Even a person who's heart is corrupted by heresy would know that I'm great.
You'll learn when you get older.
>Cute femboy
Best choice, good choice.
Yes!
>I'm crazy?
Mornings suck, I'm a night owl.
>Nice
>Even better
I hate the dio user but i fucking love the dio user as well
Shortie
nice feet
thanks dad
Nah, about 8-9 hours. It was mostly not waking up to such boiling temps.
Haha, to say the least. It's been over a year since I've played, to give a time scale.
Sabaton. youtube.com
Ayyyy, what's up Breeki?
>5 premade or nothing
Unfortunately the only way to have fun in that game anymore it seems.
Anime con? Which one?
No!
>We're all crazy here.
Well that's new.
Hmm. Shall i play the guessing game on who you are, or can i even win?
Or would you rather just tell me?
Hello mizore
Kitsune con. It is in green bay Wisconsin
I cosplayed as a garbage can with "your waifu is garbage" written on it
Hey Shizuru, I didn't get any more drafts in. But I got some good games of commander in
Don't bully pls
Dio creeps me out
play the guessing game :3
Yes you are you maid outfit wearing thigh high loving cute!
>Nahhhhh.
Cheshire cat?
I hope your frames decrease even more for that.
Not a whole lot, spent the day fixing shit or should I say trying to fix shit around the house and playing Overwatch. You?
Mira Yurizaki claimed
Nice. Which decks did you play?
First guess is Stella, then.
Next maybe Megumin
Then at a stretch, a shitfaced Spike.
Don't know who that is but she's pretty cute.
What could possibly creep you out?
Is it really that difficult of a guess?
Fuck you too
Pics!
So secretly batman? Lol not what i meant. Did you read what i said last night about going to some fancy event?
Oh. Still good amount of sleep for sure. Im sure youll get used to it sooner or later
Oooohh. Smug likes
Red orchestra 2 is at 1-5. Eidh is granted. Lol how are you?
No, no and no
3 strikes, you're out :3
Look man I get really lonely
This gal slaps your waifu's ass, what do?
Start the act that follows desire.
I brought mazirek (I got an Eldritch evolution for him), rith, and Alesha
I also went 2-3 with my abzan deck in a modern event, but I did have some horrible draws
I lost track of time and spent about 80% of my time playing magic. Don't judge
Wonder how two different anime characters come to real life, figure it out, bring everyone's waifus into the real world, make millions
I dunno, there's not a ton of people who use smilies, so i was pinging some of the more recent offenders for that, and then spike because he was doing something similar earlier.
But i guess since i lose already, who is it?
Slap her ass back
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Are you sure?
No! Please!
wew, way off on the response there buddy.
way off
I like to drink
What are you afraid of?
i was only and :^)