Find this picture of my moms sister on my dads phone. What do?
Find this picture of my moms sister on my dads phone. What do?
post 'em op.
Jack off to it and don't ruin your dad's life you fucking bitch
if you weren't such a dumb piece of shit. You would obviously blackmail your aunt into fucking you.
>pro tip she would gladly do it
Ask her to suck your cock or you show the pic to your family
Blackmail your cousin to fuck her or ruin her parent's relationship
Send to your phone.
Blackmail dad
Oh fuck this is a great idea, take back my previous suggestion.
If you've seen any porn ever youd know this is a solid strategy and definitely won't end poorly for you at all.
Don't do anything...your dad obviously has a pair of nuts unlike you.
Scroll down and show us her tits
>pro tip, unless you are a pussy you will take pics and post them to Sup Forums, then blackmail her even more
imagine your friends getting in on the act. tasty. you could be triple-stuffing your aunt before she realizes what the fuck she has unleashed.
My mom and her sister for reference
Who cares? I bang my step-moms' obese sister all the time when I visit them in Florida (she's 23, step-mom's 36). My dad found out and he was like; "nice..." he didn't even give a fuck, dads are cool. I hate my step-mom.
Damn guess who just started fucking the hotter sister
Your mom looks like street/dive bar trash, OP.
>You should fuck your aunt
I wonder if they've had a 3-some already.
Quit being a nosey little shit
This. And then leave your dad's shit alone, you little faggot.
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dis bitch hot
blackmail dad for blowjobs
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Soo let me ask, did you find your mom hot?
kek
quit brazzers
Any good pics Tits ass etc
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Zozzles
>moms sister
>dads phone
You mean, your Aunt?
Why didn't you say "Aunt"
What the fuck is wrong with you, you venereal troglodyte
Leave your dad alone OP.
Holy fuck, ok i will be real, there is no option here, if you try to blackmail your aunt will be horrible, because this will ruin your family, this only will happen if you are really handsome. BTW i suggest buying a couple beers,vodka and blablabla, go out with your mom, eat and pay [Or use your dad money] later drink with her and tell the truth.
summerfag
Because aunt could also mean his dad's sister. That might actually be more interesting.
Yeah because that wouldn't bait a bunch of morons saying it was my dad fucking his sister.
This is what you do, OP
Blackmail your dad so he can properly send you to a school so you learn your mom's sister is your aunt and it would have been easier to just say that.
read this
Tell your dad to put a password on his phone if he is going to cheat on your mom. Then you own him you can get away with all kinds of shit for the rest of your life. Then when you move out tell your mom.
Whats wrong with that?
Its just as kool as wew lad right?
Epic drum solo....Wew lad
Funny stuff.....Zozzle
Then specify 'maternal Aunt'..
"Dads sister" makes you sound like you've only arrived on planet earth a few days ago...and are still trying to get the hang of it.
Why are American educational standards so low?
read this
So Dad downloaded one of your aunt's Facebook pics, so what? Sheesh...
Ahhh, so the majority of Americans cannot afford an education, is that it?!
This is why you need socialism
Speak for yourself about american education, thinking everybody lurking Sup Forums is american and stuff
At thanksgiving when the whole fam is together op i want you to wait till everyone is jolly and happy to be with family during the holidays and when the time is right stand up on the table and say MY DAD IS FUCKING MY MOMS SISTER
>thats why you need socialism
Fuck off rabbi.
You shills dont even try anymore
It looks like your aunt is eye fucking the person who took the photo
Is it your dad?
Well, judging from the mom/aunt reference pic...the interior design is cheap and tacky, like a typical American bar ...lady million is a cheap tacky perfume, the kind of thing uneducated Americans think makes a classy gift.
Plus his family is into incest...
What makes you think OP is not white trash American ?
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Retards will defend their Jew overlords in opposition to a system that favours them...
Another example of American retardation....
....meanwhile in the civilised world
post the nudes don't be a faggot op
You should have started texting her and getting some win.
You did check his texts right?
Actually yes
Not OP but I did this drunk on a mate's phone once... dude had a new gf I hadn't met.
Protip: NEVER go for win unless you know the person. I've seen things man....
>I've seen things man.
Well tell me the story then sucka
This.
There's little to tell. Got drunk, he passed out, his gf texted him. He had a rep for getting the hottest, freakiest girls out so I thought I'd try to get a win.
3 texts leter I get a picture of what I thought was a salamander eating a ham sandwich. Turns out she was a self-fisting landwhale with a pussy like uncooked mince meat between 2 poorly-made sausages.
Lol excellent
They're married now. I can't look at her without seeing her hand wrist-deep in mixed-grill. Fuckin' near turned me vegan
post pics fag
Op seems to have left, post a pic of the couple user
Not on my phone, it was his phone 2 years ago. Fuck knows if they even still exist
ITT: op finds out his mom is not his biological mom