/heem/: submission edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Lauzon-Miller 2 added to UFC on Fox 21
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/joe-lauzon-rematches-jim-miller-at-ufc-on-fox-21

>Derrick Lewis wants Brock Lesnar
mmamania.com/2016/7/18/12214418/derrick-lewis-has-ufc-goals-eat-fried-chicken-fight-juicing-brock-lesnar-mma

>Cyborg says he'll be back in 6 months
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/cyborg-santos-after-skull-fracture-ill-be-back-in-six-months

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Pbgfc7ZJP0s
satiratribune.com/2015/12/04/holly-holm-tests-positive-for-methyl-p-hydroxybenzoate/
youtube.com/watch?v=wQO8LZ1Vh74
m.youtube.com/watch?v=O-xH8UAupm4
youtube.com/watch?v=x_nyuuuJjh0
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>schaub
literally who

Schaub is God

loser aspie

who was Salty Luke fighting?

Piana Rocks Schaub sucks Cocks

>>Cyborg says he'll be back in 6 months

kek fucking hell Brazilians man

angry downie

I agree!

You are an angry downie!

>Cyborg says he'll be back in 6 months
Just retire bro please

Post your boys
I'll start

>Dominick Cruz
>Joe Lauzon
>Khabib Nurmagomedov

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cruz
gus

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Schaub still had first post, all is well with the world.

Schaub bless, brother.

Schaub is terminal cancer. Ignore Schaubfags. Filter anything Schaub related. Same goes for Piana

based israel

G-d bless Israel and the IDF.

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>my /mmainspiration/

Joe is an overrated commentator. Really wouldn't give a fuck if he left. I hope Chael takes his place tbqh. He'd probably try to not say the same thing every fight.

Joe is a cool guy when he doesn't start ranting about the corners/coaches while people are fighting

>it's an Israel flag devides and antagonizes episode

too many reruns lately

youtube.com/watch?v=Pbgfc7ZJP0s

Video of Woodley's fight camp

It's like an Embedded episode all about him

>You will never roll with Kahane and talk shit about arabs

Hey yo I heard on the internet that this is a safe space for worshippers and followers of Ngannou

Can I post here

Is that Luke? Damn no one questioned how quickly he filled out in Strikeforce?

>le natty american man

>devides
nigger the keys aren't even close to each other

>this editing

Jesus fuck what am I watching

is that the natty delt limit?

>People think gsp will come back in the age of usada

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Why does Ronda fall in love with no chin shitskins?

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being molested when your in middle school will do that to you

100% cheeto finger faggot lolzz

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Is the guy on top supposed to be throwing the fight? Because that's the only reasonable explanation I have for this

Holly Holm now the most tested fighter on the entire 400+ UFC fighter roster

USADA is clearly going after her for a reason

She tested positive for a jam preservative a year ago and no one thought anything of it. It's just a random substance that happened to be on the banned substance list.

Most likely she's got good advisors and it was used as a masking agent for steroids

Jackson's gym about to get walloped with tests, hope those guys have some smart chemists working behind the scenes

Robbie should fight once a month. It's what the fans want, and it's probably what he wants as well.

Lads I just met Gabi Garcia in japan

>mfw

good morning

offer to step into her guard?

Sheeit I wish I had balls that big. She really is a sight to be seen

>She tested positive for a jam preservative

wtf i hate holy now?!

because she is a no chin shitskin herself

> She tested positive for a jam preservative a year ago
Never happened.

I bet this is your source, isn't it? The SATIRE Tribunal.

Hint: It's a parody website.

satiratribune.com/2015/12/04/holly-holm-tests-positive-for-methyl-p-hydroxybenzoate/

What are some good MMA movies / things lads?

Seen:
Kingdom
Never Back Down 1
Blood and Bone (awful shit)
The Philly Kid

the 2 mikeys, B and P

>never seen Warrior

Oh kek, yes I have seen it. Dunno how I forgot that.

too violent for me, i no longer like mma

youtube.com/watch?v=wQO8LZ1Vh74
What about the Indian remake?

>he doesn't know this exists

Stream it

>There are """people""" lurking /heem/ RIGHT NOW that haven't watched Choke
>These very same """people""" have argued with you as if their opinion matters

>implying implications
Post what MMA docos you watched
Choke
Legacy
The Smashing Machine
Driven

Schaub bless you guys I love you

did u meet cro cop

I saw Like Water and it sucked

How so?

Nothing fucking happens, it's boring as fuck

Most people here don't even train. Cheeto-fingered, basement-dwelling, poser, nerds. The lot of them.

>lists never back down
>doesn't list the far superior never back down II
>or the GOAT tier new never Back Down: No Surrender ft. Josh Barnett
Goof

>He hasn't watched every episode of Mastering the System

don't (You) me ever again you cretin

I know and ngannouposters too, b.

Do instructional DVDs count as a documentary?

conan the barbarian

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you're a fucking loser

Wolf

Dutch movie about a Morrocan fighter

very realistic and gritty stuff

the smashing machine

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Bloodsport
It's fucking awesome

did Conor fire Ido Portal?

I'm in Japan and you're in your mom's basement

OH SHIT! How did I forget these!
Also throw in the original Kickboxer.

no, he works with Artem now

>Anthony Argyros @anthonyargyros 9h9 hours ago
>This is a REAL role model #TrueBoundaries @HelloDMartin @CatZingano #BJJ #UCLA #Friend

wat

Will team alpha male fall away into nothing like other gyms, such as lions den and extreme couture?

couture is still relevant

page is their last hope, but who knows if they are teaching her enough

>team manlet
Will they ever learn?

Is it a surprise these fags talk the most aggressive shit to compensate for their height?

when Garbrandt gets BTFO, that's it for them

i had sex with her once but that is not cat zingano

who is a notable xtreme coutoure fighter?

yeah, I'm dumb

m.youtube.com/watch?v=O-xH8UAupm4

Have you goofs signed up for karate yet? You don't want to get heemed in these streets, do you?

evan dunham
brad tavaras
vinny mag
mike pyle

so yeah it's drying out

You mean it died out lol.

Taekwondo + Alpha Brains is where its at

youtube.com/watch?v=x_nyuuuJjh0

When will fighters realise former great fighters don't always make great coaches.

the Duke Roufus problem.

when will people realise that fighters at some point don't get better but worse? ie dodson

Also sometimes people are just better. Like when you could beat up your friend easily but your friend could easily beat up your bully who you couldn't beat. Fighting isn't as simple as you think. It is what it is.

did you succ her dik

what the ufc fails to realise that a man is in his prime from around 25-27

they expect a lot of guys to get 10-0 pro records before they even look at them by that time the guys 27

then he wont be classed as anywhere near a ufc contender unless he gets 5-7 in a row win streak

by that time he is 30-33 already going out of his prime and he's banged up riddled with injuries and by the time he gets anywhere near a title he starts to decline physically

this isn't like some fairy magic this is hard science. Sure their will always be outliers like randy coutoure but they are on the very end of the bell curve.

The ufc needs to look at much younger guys 20-23 year old's with records of maybe 3-0 or 5-0 and look into better talent scouts. Instead of insisting guys prove themselves with padded out 9-0 records.

>this editing
seagal tier desu

yeah, but ufc fighters will eat those 3 or 5 and 0 guys alive.

look at the undefeateds who lost in suoix falls