Trapped a mouse in a bag of chips

trapped a mouse in a bag of chips.
dubs decides what I do to it

Space mission

Clean your house/apartment.

Blow it up with a ball needle pump

Reroll

Let it go outside

take it outside and let it go you sick fuck

Free it

Eat chips casually, forget about mouse then shove in pooper.

release it back into your room

Spike it from the top of a sky scraper.

Take a shit in the bag, close it with a chip clip, shake it up, give to someone

Leave it alone faggot

WINRAR

Kek winrar

Winner

Crush it with a big rock

Trips nigger
Do it

Release the mouse when you're done.

And I thought I had a good idea. Well done trips master.

rollerino

God; just let the poor thing go. Animal cruelty is a serious offense

OP said dubs. GTFO

Mice are bugs

I'm dubs guy, let it go outside

I'll post my tits with time stamp, if you let the mouse free?

Space mission!

Repeat this experiment I heard of. Basically put the rat in a bucket of water with no escape. If should struggle and swim for several minutes before giving up and drowning. Save the mouse after it gives up and sinks, but before it drowns. After a few minutes rest, place the mouse back in the water bucket. It should now struggle for hours against drowning until it literally has no energy left. Basically, the mouse now has a hope for survival (you), whereas before it quickly realized resistance to death was futile.

I will will fuck your asshole with a kitchen knife

OP left faggot

OP here. I will do this. All the other suggestions seem retarded

Post pictures

Delivery you fucking faggot

What the FUCK do you have against rodents user

You are retarded for not posting and not being man enough to take everything into account.
Probably a nigger as well.

Trips was best response

Microwaveeeeee

How is space retarded?! Its the next, great frontier!

Your one sick fuck, no wonder you have no friends and you hate yourself

Think about that for a second

That mouse looks fake, like a cat toy.

Timestamp or GTFO

using this 20 pound workout ball guys

eat him

Your mother has been fucked hard by big cocks

Shove it up your ass ALIVE NIGGER

Nice trips though

Nice trips

Look at a camwhore instead

Trips is once again best response

Tits first

hey newfags

trips > dubs

Create nice living quarters for it

This is gunna get messy

Imagine your head being crushed. Would you like that? I would lile to see your own head being crushed, you fucking sick cunt.

not if the OP says DUBS decide you fucking MONG

what a naive way of thinking, is that what your mommy taught you when you were a little faggot?

Where the fuck you at OP

Cum on it

But that would never happen to me because I am not a stupid mouse...

OP will you deliver?

We could always just let the goddamn thing go unharmed, too

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Nope
You're a fat faggot
With pimples
And B O

It's a simple experiment on a mouse. This has been legitimately researched. Mice have long been used as test subjects in experiments. I don't see why this is so bad, I don't believe mice are that sentient.

Is the fuckin thing dead?

Thank god. It's just a fake toy

good riddance
praise be to the pest control OP

no mames wey el pinche cabron esta bien muerto ia

But we are having fun manipulating this dumbass op

space program is outdated
its time for microwave

Mice are bugs

HIT IT AGAIN

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This

I gave my mice chips right now cause of this fucktard Screw you. Mice are nice.

Shoot it with a 12 gauge.

+1

dumb fag

You have mice. How you dispose of this one means very little in regards to how shitty everything is around you.

this

m i c r o w a v e

Mice are allergic to chips stupid
You're mice are gonna die

THANK YOU!

Rodents are nice :3

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Roll

what are you going to deliver op?

MFW I've had the same mice for years and haven't done anything different. No, you're retarded. GTFO

Mice eat cheese
I eat cheese
That means we are natural enemies
We compete for the same resource
If you eat cheese
Kill the mouse

he already delivered you dumb fuck

Post modern haiku

he let go?

You realize most pet stores sell what are called "feeder mice". They are regular mice with the purpose of being fed alive to snakes. Have you seen a snake feed on a live mouse? It is not pleasant for the mouse. But most pet stores still sell live feeder mice. FFS I didn't know so many pussies gave a shit about a stupid mouse, it's barely above a bug.

dey gon die nigga

Have my babies

Mice are bugs
Read the thread

Boil it live

I'll fucking swallow your babies

Snakes kill mice for a needed food source. They have to kill the mouse to survive.
To crush that poor mouse, would be completely sick and selfish. There is no need to end and innocent life.

I use feeder mice and crickets and shit, I have plenty of kill to eat animals, doesn't make destroying a poor thing violently by sealing it in a bag of chips and smashing it to death is good mate. It fed no other animal. Simply severing its neck would've been good enough, or shooting it.