Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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Rolling.
First
-Sweet Roll
Thanks for the reading, senpai.
>*double tongue click*
how can you click your tongue o.o
also hey everyone, it's cold
bump
Get fuckin demolished
I learned it in the Dark Continent.
friendly reminder
also meow
-meowbot
Do your best~!
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S-Senpai!
*Sunpeak is that you?!*
Hi there! So i was wondering, why you did so many threads this week? I'm not complaining of course, i'm just curious.*
Thanks, Konata.
I was just praying for this.
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-Sweet Roll
naw its dags
sounds dark continenty
Hmm?
There's no particular reason. Also, I might have done more days this week, but I did fewer threads per day. Seems like it balances out, I guess.
Roll
No need to pray for me~ *jumps into a lake while trying to keep you above the water surface*
Wooo~
*Oh.....ok then, i wonder where is he now.*
sorry ):
So how do you provide tarot readings?
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rollerino
>jumps from /bin/ and takes sweet roll back
-meowbot
If I don't drink how can I get a qt gf.
>blease resbond :DDDD
woo dubs
Simple! You ask me, I ask the cards, the cards tell me, I tell you!
If you're wondering about my methods, I pretty much just draw three cards, or however many I need to get a clear answer. Traditionally there's a 10 card reading that's widely used, but that takes too long here and most often provides too much information to process easily.
Nothing, i'm just a bit tired.
hell yeah i got it twice
Alright, we're back
Reimu, how many threads are you going to run? I'm getting a little tired
*Yep, your threads were online 5 days this week, will you keep doing so many threads every week from now on?*
Bane why are you squishing a spider in your armpit?
Tired of what?
But my arms, legs, and the rest of my body are all the way back at the shrine!
-Sweet Roll
I don't know. On my off days I just wing it and go by how I feel. The last couple of weeks I felt like making more, so I did!
This will probably be the last one tonight.
4 threads in a week? On my Sup Forums? I guess it's more likely than anyone LOOKing.
Hi guys. Any cute socks out tonight??
Nah bruh.
I love spurdo, please user, be gentle and dump more XD.
Not exhaustion, i don't know honestly, it's something hard to explain, melancholy mixed with hopelesness but i don't really feel like the last one.
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Shoo... shoo.. bad kitty!
That's the joke!
>*laughts to herself proudly*
Is it.. o-omega?
>*returns the sweet roll to the body and smiles sheepishly*
Here, user.
>throws a brick at marisa's face
-meowbot
Hmm.. I see. Here's hoping it passes before too long.
It is indeed #OmegaTime.
Prolly not gonna stay for long though, I wish to put more assholes into a watery grave.
Thanks :)
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Wowow this bot is dangerous!
Please respect the laws of robotics!
...Alright, nappe tyme
Are you offering to be one of the assholes being put into the previously stated watery graves?
I don't want to oversexualise my avatar but here you go.
No, I need to know if you're that Omega.
i'm aggresive if i need to
-meowbot
Well, I'm the only one left. Omega Infinity left like five years ago, and I'm pretty sure I've had the name locked down since.
Thanks. I love it!
Are you the one from the chat?!?!
Hi, if you are!
Well then.
i see what you did there ya smartass
I am. Probably. Unless you're someone eeeeeeeeeeevil, in which case you have the wrong number, I think you want the guy down the street. Also, Galahad is worst girl, shame on you.
lol
Wrong girl.
Sorry about that had to do something shortly
>*Body grabs head and places it back*
If you are still up for that adventure, I will accept, on the condition I keep my body
-Sweet Roll
>mrw I dome the monster in Evolve and it turns out that I'm the only one in there
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>*slips a $100 CAD*
-Sweet Roll
But that's Mash, who took on Galahad's stuff, therefore making her galahad by association. And Galahad is terrible. Also, who the fuck are you?
slow thread is slooooooooooow
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fgt.
Hey everyone. How's it going.
>typing on mobile fucking sucks
~MikanBox
Rude.
'Sup Box?
Thanks for the link to the mod.
Hello Box
How are you?
-Sweet Roll
You're omega the empress right?
>*Reflects the brick onto Sweet Roll*
Look what you did now kitty!
>*Dusts you off and smiles towards omega*
Shh.. just be quiet for now!
Yeah? Go Fight!
>throws two bricks
-meowbot
Yep, how are ya?
You are welcome. Are you enjoying Misery?
I'm doing good Sweet Roll. How are ya?
Hey Marisa.
For some reason your money always disappears when it hits the bottom of the box.
I know Reimu is I know.
Too tired for that.
As I told whoever is, I'm the one and only.
That doesn't answer my question though. If you're another goddamn touhou, I s2g...
boo.
Eruruu sound familiar?
Chilling with vodka, you?
No.
Yes, clearly the situation has changed in Turkey. We must be freedom fighter.
Oh god, you are a scary person. #TimeToRetreat
It's too dark, and i'm constantly starving. Other than that, it's good.
Scary?
Nooooo. I'm friends with Kermit.
Benis :DDDD
Do women have a sixth sense for depression in men or do they just pick up I'm a poor fat guy in the first hour of talking to me.
How do I find a fembot in my state.
>Cibbleing debresion with nod suvibers
Dusted off my old 360 to replay Alan Wake's American Nightmare. So doing well.
Welcome to the zone stalker.
World changes quite fast.
>* The brick gets reflected to face and gets stuck, body collapses*
/@~@\
*gibberish
-Sweet Roll
That honestly makes my urge to retreat grow stronger.
Never played that game, but heard it's quite good.
Glad to hear that then.
I'm back again ...... so any good things happened without me?
I've allah ackbared three places.
You guys seems cool don't go to Istanbul tomorrow.
Now i know the real zone.
Git gud, user. Get a healtier diet, and depressed people spot others with quite ease, or maybe you're actively looking depressed. Dating website. (Bring more of those spicy memes, user)
No intention.
Stay with me and I won't hurt you.
bad intentionssss.
All hail! The Empress is back safe and sound~!
Evening boxy, i hope you've had a good day as always!
>*Hides under her hat*
S-Stay strong Empress! If you run the morale of all your soldiers will fail and they'll rout!
>*nonchalantly takes a sweetroll and pockets it as you're down*
Is that even possible?