Your favorite animal is now hell-bent on killing you. You are placed exactly where your favorite animal normally lives (for example: if your favorite animal is a lion you are now in the middle of a savanna with said lion nearby).
How fucked are you?
pic related
(I'm fucked beyond fucking.)
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Hippopotamus. I'm fucked
I'm safe AF
My favorite animal isn't predatory towards humans. It's a fennec.
>beyond fucked
Think i'd be getting fucked. This is now a gfur thread.
Are giraffes particularly dangerous?
Either corvids or cuttlefish.
The corvids I could placate with some food. The cuttlefish, well now I am underwater so fuck.
Fucking Panther.
Blobfish, pressure would kill me from water
I'd have trouble fighting it because they're beautiful but.. I wouldn't be too fucked. Maybe get it's beak through one of my fingers but thats it.
Have you seen them fight? Crazy mother fuckers
"Go back to Second Life, furfag."
~Brandon
summerfag
Cat.
I live in my house. I can close a door they can't open and be safe.
I'd kill myself just to make it happy.
Sloth.
I fall from tree and die of of dehydration while crawling around in the jungle looking for help.
Sloth looks on causally.
Penguins won't kill me, but I'll freeze to death.
You're all fags.
Hyena. Well I either get eaten or get aids
A rat can't kill you right
Pic related, my rat
Make a new video Killian.
No rat
>>pic related
>no pic
Magpies. So Australia? I already live there. Just a long walk back.
dog, im fine
You lied to us.
Snek
Depends what kind of snek
Forgot pic
Snowy owl so.... I die of hypothermia while it pecks at me?
I might be ok?
sloth, im fucked as long as i keep walking
>dog
>im fine
user has never seen a pitbull. Or any large dog.
Rats are rad. I had 3
Good thing manatees cant do shit
One kick from a Zebra can kill a lion. You. Are. Fucked.
A zebra? Mate Zebras are like angry fucked up horses and you were just teleported into a herd of them. You are super fucked.
>whale
Yeah, I'm pretty fucked. Worth it for the obituary though.
If a dog locks its jaws on you, just shove a finger up its ass. It'll let go. True story because they said it on TV.
My bike might get stolen
I'm fucked
We have 5
I like cats
...
You'll get nigger-slammed before he steals your bike, though. They're ruthless killers, remember.
This can hurt.
...
Yeah RIP dude. If it doesn't kill you the infectious bite sure will.
i might be fucked i might not .depends if i run or not tbh.
Found the nigger.
RUN!!!!
not in the least bit fucked
Is that a funnel web
Wolverines. So I'm in the cold with those demon raccoons.
user, the wolf is supposed to be "hell-bent on killing you". You are fricked AND fucked.
...
god dammit.
RIP user it was nice knowing you
well I am unlikely to be killed by penguins... however I am also unlikely to escape Antarctica in my underwear...
me and you both man, sharks as well.
I'm basically fucked with all of them.
Hippos? Yep
Gorillas? Yep
Walruses? Yep
Pigs? If it's a large boar, than yep
Manatees will hug me to death
Harambe might not be much of a problem these days.
I'm pretty dead, there isn't a mammal or bird on this earth that I don't like except the hairless ones or monkeys.
So most of the animals existing will be destroying me.
SUMMERFAAAAAAG
Penguins.
Solo I can kill em, easy.(troubles in the water)
But in a colony, totally fucked.
I'm fucked
dude... you are so fucked...
first thing that hellbird does is scream, louder than you'd ever expect.. you think it's a warcry, but no... it's a call for help.
from the trees around you hundreds of these jolly bright murderous fucks descend on you.
those beaks are meant to break open nuts, you soon find that they hook through flesh and break bone just as easily... give one of the sadistic fuckers a 2x4 and in a couple hours he could reduce it to splinters...
sure, you can hit them, you may kill a few.. but they mob you, and you die, colorful and screaming, like a gay pride parade of pain.
cold-blooded killer
I don't think there's such a thing as a funnel web crab
*thousands of penguin honks*
Put the rat in a metal bucket on your belly and heat the bucket up and we'll see if a rat can't kill you.
Fav animal is german shepherd dog. I think I could fuck a shepherd up b4 dying of blood loss
Isn't that a funnel web spider
Holy kek
Are you severely retarded or what?
an adult cat hell-bent on killing you might do some serious damage. If they are smart, they might actually pull it off.
But a qt ktn?
nowai
but if you can get on the wagon you get all that sweet sweet hick beer...
Parrots
Intelligent, observent, deadly and devoid of emotion.
Natures greatest weapon and its worst nightmare.
When Parrots, all are kill, all are fuck
Death by slobbery kisses
Look at the pic. Observe crab claws and crab eyes on crab eyestalks and other parts of typical crab anatomy. It's not a spider.
Even the file name says it's a crab.
Fukken' mobilefags.
Yeah, I am on mobile
Pretty fucked I'd say.
I'll be safe if I stay away from the ocean though.
They are really fast.
If it's gonna kill me either way, I choose death by sloppy backdoor bashing
No, the filename says its an Angriff der Nanosesarma
>fucking germans
plot twist... it's a spider crab
Nope you dead
>You are placed exactly where your favorite animal normally lives (for example: if your favorite animal is a lion you are now in the middle of a savanna with said lion nearby).
Last time I check these sharks are pretty deep in ocean.
Orcas. Of course i am
Favorite animal is a wolverine... my ass will be sore from how fucked I am
My favorite animals are housecats. So I'm at home. I guess I'd just throw my cats outside of they were relentlessly attacking me
You're fucked user they can bite through steel
Pistol shrimp. Aside from drowning, how fucked am I?
...
Relatively safe but scared shitless
Would a Megalodon even bother with prey as small as a human?
Here, I made this for you.
Osprey so a nice lake with a fish eagle
Unrated.
Fucking 10/10.
Sorry, not clicking random ass URL.
A butterfly?
how can it kill me?