I'm on holiday in Sri Lanka. I should have stayed at home. Still 3 weeks to go. Fuck

I'm on holiday in Sri Lanka. I should have stayed at home. Still 3 weeks to go. Fuck.

How difficult could you get online in Sri Lanka?

Not all that difficult if you aren't staying in a shit roadside hotel. If you spend a little extra and stay somewhere not terrible, most places have free Wi-Fi.

Did you see this?

Why would you go there?

where are you from?

Went there this morning. Kind of like a weaker Machu Picchu.
Annual family holiday. Didn't get a say in location. Figured it'd be alright.
The land of spoidahs and Shitposting

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Some shitskin spic cunt from where my mother used to work is married to a Ceylon shitskin and keeps going on about how great Sri Lanka is to visit. The old couple were thinking of going there but I'll do my best to dissuade them now.

>shitskins

Why so rude?

At least your family doesn't go to Bangladesh like mines.

How ripe is your bropuss?

Their skin is the colour of shit. It's just a descriptive term, no rudeness meant by it.

It's not exactly bad, but I've done shitloads of other travelling and quite honestly it's nothing unique or special. I'd say go somewhere else unless they've got their heart set on it. My top pick so far has been PNG, but other places I've been like Ecuador, and even Rwanda were more exciting.

Confirmed immigrant.
My mother wanted to spend a week there but we were like "mum that's a shit idea, Bangladesh isn't even real"
What does that even mean

It's a free holiday man, don't complain

What's so bad about it?

>What does that even mean
I'll take that as "overrripe".

How ready is your boypucci?

Did you see the sacred tooth of the Buddha ?

Yeah I do feel like a spoilt brat, but also I would have preferred to stay home at this point.
Mate I have no clue what you're on about.
It's just boring as shit, and I've been here for a week and seen everything it has to offer.
>temples
>tea plantations
>really old ruins
>jewellery
That's all. I'm spending 4 weeks here cycling through this same old shit. We spent a few days at this eco lodge in the middle of fucking nowhere but I was violently sick the whole time so I obviously didn't enjoy it.

Most of the Asian countries are like that.

go fuck some sri lankan dravidowhores

Don't you like have a job or something?

>Mate I have no clue what you're on about.
m8 your bum is ready for a bantering

also just get shitfaced at your hotel if you're bored

That's on the agenda for tomorrow morning. But it's in a box or something so you don't even get to see the tooth. Weak.
Here's the pros and cons of Sri Lanka
Pros
>cheap ass jewellery
>cheap ass knock offs of stuff
>people are pretty friendly
>low crime rate
>there are fairly developed places to stay
>temples everywhere (if you're a Buddhist or you like that shit)
>ruins of stuff
>curries are good, if you like curry
Cons
>not a diverse array of tourist activities
>not very clean
>smells of shit when you're on the street
>food is often not high quality
>ruins are pretty meh
>traffic makes me fear for my life
>hot water is an urban legend
>you'll definitely get sick
>all the elements aren't quite as good as other places, so if you've travelled a lot you'll be underwhelmed

You'll be happy to know that they hate the Chinese. Like my guide fucking hates them so much it's hilarious.
I don't want aids tho
Leave my bum out of this. Also I would except Ive been crook as, so I'd just end up dying.

Fucking this
On my holiday to Europe I spent 3 weeks and it was all the same shit over and over again
>churches
>museums
>really old buildings
>cheese
That's all. I don't know why the fuck people are so interested in such a boring experience. Cote d'Ivoire was hella lot more fun

Nah, I'm 19 and a uni student. Got fired from my part time job because bosses 15 year old daughter had a crush on me. Couldn't be fucked getting a job for the month before I went away.

I found that about France.
>cathedral
>church
>museum
>antique
>repeat for 4 weeks

well obviously you're just seeing the family friendly shit with your families.

That's not real travel.

Why didn't you marry the daughter and become heir to your boss' business?

>everything you're supposed to do isn't real travel
OK bogan now tell me about your off the beaten path experiences

And you got fired for that? Did you say something inappropriate?

>OK bogan now tell me about your off the beaten path experiences
Well I mostly travel alone or with people my age. So plenty of drinking and meeting new people in hostels. As well as trying to meet locals to get interesting secret locations etc.

I lived in shanghai for 6 months and saw some interesting shit there. Also hiked around shikoku in japan for 2 months. If you're with tourguides for more than 5% of your trip you're doing it wrong.

>plenty of drinking and meeting people in hostels
Holy shit you're one of those cumrags

you can drink at home
i fucking hate meeting new people

travelling is just an opportunity to get away from all the plebs in your homeland and brag about it

>meeting people from all around the world is bad
I bet you're a bundle of fun.

>I don't want aids tho
just bribe some regular sri lankan girl, you don't have to get an actual prostitute

>drinking till you get cirrhosis and meeting strangers for short periods of time for no reason is fun
Still 13 eh?

stay away from the internet and go experience things

>travelling is just an opportunity to get away from all the plebs in your homeland and brag about it
I guess if that's how you like to travel that's fine. But seriously I've heard plenty of interesting stuff from people I've met in hostels. I've met nuclear physicists, computer programmers, african bankers, iraqi chefs, heaps of interesting people. And it's not like you have to spend your time doing this, you're travelling so can do what you want.

And you also complain about how boring travelling in an alternative manner is. Maybe you're just a pessimistic cunt.
>Still 13 eh?
Still edgy eh?

Traveling to places that are relatively cookie cutter to other places are just that, fun for a short time. Drinking till the point of exhaustion and meeting "interesting" people for no good reason other than having something to do and considering that fun is even more sad
>still edgy eh?
Babbys first meme

Like china chinese, or chinese chinese.

>Traveling to places that are relatively cookie cutter to other places are just that, fun for a short time. Drinking till the point of exhaustion and meeting "interesting" people for no good reason other than having something to do and considering that fun is even more sad
m8 I didn't say drinking to exhaustion or cookie cutter, you're properly delusional. And anyway this is literally the reason you come on Sup Forums, minus the drinking part. If you're so self-unaware that you still think socialising is bad but spend your time on Sup Forums etc then you aren't worth arguing with fella.

Why do you even bother with these people, they just wont get it

Stay far away from hostels, guided tours, package deals, etc.. Other foreigners that you meet abroad, especially in hostels, are almost always disgusting, degenerate scum. Any sort of group activity where you're put with strangers will also be full of scum. And finally, an on-rails paid activity is for autistic children and couch potatoes.

Travel alone or with a couple of compatriot friends. Make friends with locals, not other travellers, and don't rely on paid services; personal relationships yield the best opportunities for good experiences.

>shitposting is socializing for Australians
That's pretty sad

Sure but you are not going just to get shitfaced or to fuck. You can do that shit in your homeland. Traveling is about discovering new places too, "family friendly" stuff is interesting too and the fucking point of visiting other places.

It's anonymous socialising. You don't even have to leave your comfort zone to do it m8.

I agree, you just don't want to do only one or the other. You need to do a bit of both.

If it's anonymous, it isn't really socialising at all.

If interacting with other people isn't socialising then I don't know what is. It might not be as traditional or intense socialising as say, a party, but it's definitely still socialising.

Cum 2 malta

let me stay at yours and I will

>you'll definitely get sick
As in food poisoned or...?

There are two parts to the definition you are using.
Interaction is fine. But the "other people" aspect is missing. An anonymous partner is not an identifiable person, so you aren't socialising with them.
Identity is essential to social ties and relationships, and these are essential to socialisation.

Did you learn any knew fighting techniques in the temples?

I live in Miami though. What does Malta offer that Miami doesn't

there is one special one called the "burning poo fist", but it takes some preparation
1.) eat a lot of curry, so your poo will come out sloppy and burning
2.) poo on the street (NOT in the loo)
3.) wipe your bum with your hand: this is your "poo hand"
4.) form your poo hand in to a fist: this is your "burning poo fist"
5.) throw normal punches at the enemy with the burning poo fist; if you hit, they will be both punched and smeared with filthy burning poo, but even if you miss, they will still suffer from the smell and potentially get splashed

it doesn't work on indians and the like, though; somehow they're immune

>>temples
>>tea plantations
>>really old ruins
>>jewellery

For once you are not surrounded by degenerate surroundings and tempting women that entice you into committing impure actions.

relish it and get in touch with your inner self

pic very related

Thanks for the infos, i was thinking about going there

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terrible thread >:^(