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brit is an abnormie general edition

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tried watching certain women, everybody wants some and 13th. shut them off after less than 30 minutes. so boring

Britain is such a boring place. There's not much to do at the best of times. But when it's rainy and grey and horrible, all people do is sit at home watching bad tv, play the PlayStation or go around the same high street shops that every town in Britain has and everywhere is too busy because we have tiny towns with hardly any choices for things, just the same old topshop, river island, costa coffee etc. What the fuck is there to do in this country?

I can and I will

Been to 26 foreign countries, plus The Vatican

irn bru > all

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/brit/ is a failed normie general
this has been long established

Sounds like you're the boring one lad

Hi lads :) just saw the thread and ill try and do some good posts xx

Why are girls so weird?

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Fuck all to do

t. Plays video games

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password is slags

kek

fuck. left my coat in the previous thread. brb

i can't handle being my pathetic self much longer

on some pictures she's making me willy angry, on some pictures she looks abhorrent

what is wrong with charli?

the body tends to retrieve sugars from urine before you piss (unless you have diabetes or something), so there isn't really much in there for fermentation to occur.

also it's very salty, full of urea which is slowly breaking down into ammonia, and really not a favourable environment for most microbes to live in

Good to see he's still alive, how's he doing anyway?

Who else is heading out into town tonight with their pals?

You're the one that believes there's nothing worth doing outside lad

They don't realise how much men just put with them because of their sex.

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Wales has been forgotten. No businesses come here, our industries have been left in shambles, infrastructure and transportation is a fucking farce, teenage pregnancy is rife in the South and there's a massive drug problem in the North. All skilled workers, students, business people and doctors fuck off to England or Europe to live their talented lives and don't intend to return, and nobody makes investments here. Our education system is a joke and our doctors are almost non-existent.

Thanks for that Prof. Schnozstein

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piss wanker knows his piss

should just depopulate the entire place and turn it into a national park

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have heart pains after drinking two coffees wtf

what positions did you lads play?

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Honestly cannot understand tbe friendzone

Who would want to be friends with a woman?

Need people in the little villages for hotels and food
Just demolish all the cities and move everyone to australia

on top of yer mum

Winger then centre midfield.

wonder if im the only one who pushes his willy inside the toilet bowl when doing a poo

RIP

doggy and missionary usually

people who aren't manchildren?

in what sport
neither version of her does anything for me

left wing until i ruined my knee desu

people who think they'll eventually get out of it
don't have a single close female friend anymore

>not pulling your willy up so it doesn't dip in the water

Why are people in cities so content to live in dirty old flats and just be dirty in general? Why don't people in cities strive to make the place better instead of celebrating squalor

the world game mate joga bonito

maybe if she learned how to properly put on makeup she wouldn't have killed herself

i grew up so afraid of making mistakes that i ended up with no experiences

its borderline impossible to poo and not pee at the same time

Prop forward

self-destructive nihilists

Much better without makeup

I ordered drugs off the internet and fabricated my own experiences with them. Now I'm a wise man.

being this jelly of my £940 a month bunk bed in tower hamlets

sounds like the rest of the UK bar the south

right back at the start then one coach finally realised my attacking talents and i played left wing or striker for the last 4 or 5 years that i played

nah where else are you gonna put it? you need it aimed at the toilet bowl to piss

t.doesntunderstandthereisaclasssystemforareason

it's not possible to be friends with a woman.

you either want to fuck them or they're an acquaintance

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played left, right and centre mid but I was always complete rubbish with my left boot

what the fuck are you on about? Women make shit friends.

the whole point of the "friendzone" is you don't WANT to be her friend, silly

t. 18 year olds

muh FA cup accy

prop then hooker then second row then number 8 then blindside flanker. i have also filled in at centre and full back in the past

then didnt play anymore because got injured and lost my confidence

Caught this 18lb Blonde Ray today!

fucking STOKE

seeing the gp on monday
will probably change my meds for the 4 time after no change in mood
professional help is soooooooooo good

women are just boring. most have no hobbies or anything and all you can talk about is gossip and things that happened to them recently

alri

Either you want to bang them, they want to bang you, or theyre just an acquaintance rather than a friend


Ruined it with this girl by talking about the wrong topic on a walk

came into a grand lads
shall i get some high class hookers and a few bags of coke

hope you put it back

dont think ive got one result right yet

Why did we allow Protestantism to take hold and ultimately cause the downfall of Western civilisation lads?

impressive anecdotal evidence. i guess that means all my friendships with women dont actually exist. at last i truly see.

grow up neckbeards.

up the dose lad

will it truly make you happy?

Might have to move to London lads :S

>t taig scum

can't decide between a charli or a cara gf

Can you be friends with your mum?

oh yeah sorry I should have read the peer reviewed study done on male female platonic relationships

You're a dopey cunt

t. the exact Protestants I was talking about who are directly responsible for the death of an entire continent in less than a single year

current ones been upped once don't think he'll do it again

you're not talented enough to work there

keep deluding yourself, doesn't bother me

fuck off cuck mcsmallcock

That's what I'll find out on Friday desu. Job is lovely, it's just the location that's terrible.

It was Judaism not Protestantism that caused it lad

not our fault
catholicism like the ecosystem is inherently fragile and they didn't respect that.

haven't seen that one on my local maccy's menu

how many of them would you be comfortable hanging out one on one with (and also don't have any sexual feeling towards them)?

whats the job fella

k manchild.

obviously it does. maybe when you grow out of your teens you'll drop the insecure autistic thinking and make some friends. good luck.

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Germany is a literal cuck nation though. They give refugees free classes on how to pick up German women