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How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. They"re all sick in the head.

I wanna be inside a shark grills belly

Alex unironically likes that

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Anyways, , please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, , should just stick with today's special.

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burd

Got any delicious dripping wet pussies?

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damnit. wrong thread.

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So hot

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IN BRAUNAU IN AUSTRIA BORN AND RAISED
IN VIENNA WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL
AND THINKING OF WAYS TO ANNIHILATE THE JEWS
WHEN A COUPLE OF KIKES
WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED RAISING LOANS IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD
I SET UP ONE LITTLE CAMP AND THE RUSSIANS GOT SCARED
THEY SAID ‘IF YOU INVADE POLAND CAN WE AT LEAST SHARE?’
I WHISTLED FOR MY CAR AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "FUHRER" AND EVA BRAUN WAS IN THE REAR
IN GERMANY FUCKING YOUR OWN COUSIN WAS RARE
BUT I THOUGHT "NAH FORGET IT," YO HOME TO BERLIN!
I CAUGHT MILLIONS OF JEWS, ABOUT 7 OR 8
AND I YELLED TO HYMIES "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER"
I SHIPPED EM TO CAMPS, WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY THERE,
I TOOK EM ALL OUT, WITH SOME GAS IN THE AIR.

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　　　　　|Д｀)　　　No one can bump this thread.
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　I can dance with impunity now!
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　　　　　　／ ＼　　　 RANTA TAN
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　RANTA RANTA
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　TAN

　　　　　　　
　　　　　　／ ＼　　　RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　RANTA TANTA
　 　 　 　 　　　　 >　　　　TAN

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　　　　　　　　Drama thread Wasshoi！！
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　　　　　　　（＿）し'　　し（＿）　　（＿）＿）

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　　　　　　　　ヽヽ ヽ　　　　　　 ／/ ⌒＼　　　　　 丿 　/./
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∴∵∴∵∴ tanasinn operates the whole world
　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is the soul of the universe
　　　　　　　　　　 　∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is the bottom of your heart
　　　　　 　.∵∴∵：(・)∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn transcends surrealism and realism
　　　　　　　 　　∴∵rミ ,○､：(・)∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is inherent in every self
　　　　　　　 　∴∵/ 　/　ミ 〉∴∵∵ tanasinn is inherent in every structure
　　　 　　∴∵∴∵| ￣＼　/∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is inherent in every system
　　　　　 ∴∴∵∴.､` 　／∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is decadent and may cause self-collapse
　 　 ri　　∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ tanasinn vacumeir alles
　 _＿,! ヽ,∴∵∴∴tanasinn∵∴ tanasinn plays with all elements
三三　 _{{∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ The Messenger of fear
　 ￣ ~~∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴==ｭ The Child of darkness and confusion
　　　 　　　∴∵∴∵∴∵/,　|.! The King of infinite decomposition
　　　　　　　 ∴∵∴∵　 ^|.|.| The Khaos
　　　　　 ∴∵　　　　.l.|.| 「Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn」

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I will not read all that

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but you responded to it so the effect is the same...

Asians will conquer the world and are the master race:

1) They invented everything we have from rockets to paper to forks to wheels to writing (which Greece copied from Mongoloid Mesopotamia) and manufacture everything today. Chong engineering blows German bullshit out the water.

2)They have barely committed any atrocities like Europe.

China has been building schools, hospitals, infrastructure in Africa employing Africans instead of giving them bibles and taking their food and diamonds and not unnecessarily bombing the shit out of the middle east.

The Chinese never abused their absolute power over the Philippines, willing tributary States (Vietnam, Korea, Tibet), until Euraberica began mettling in the East with failed proxy wars.

The Japanese were beyond honorable in how they treated their conquered subjects and paid them for their labor until they friended Germany in ww2.

The East never unnecessary ravaged the shit out of a foreign land like the Dutch in Africa or Spain in all Latin America or USA in middle east and natives.

3) they all cooperate; during natural disaster everyone works together to make sure everyone lives; there's no Jews to price gouge, no pigskin cacas and niggers to steal your shit.

4) their marriage and infidelity rate are far lower than Euraberica, whose lifestyles cause middle age men to commit suicide and die poor. Their music and real tv isn't half as depraved as ours,

Where we laugh at things like tosh.o's 'black dildo fight' where young boys get raped and In others get killed.

5) Life in Asia is just like in anime I know because I've been to China

6) they actually get shit done instead of working 1/2 hr a day like Euraberica

7) they have the highest iq's and lowest crime rate. Their literature doesn't glorify niggerdom (street murders, crying like a pathetic bitch due to destiny, wallowing in sorrow - respectively, Shakespeare oedipus n poetry) I'm not racist I'm honest

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Hmm You're not a native to this thread are you..

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I like dragon sluts

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Best god damn 3D porn I ever seen

I think it's Desu, he should be in ylyl threads but if he wants to attempt to rile us up I say go for it.

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G930 broke so I have to make do with my old G430's.

rip wireless freedom
rip on-headset function buttons
rip on-headset volume knob

At least the sound quality is marginally better.

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ayy speak of the devil

>The Japanese were beyond honorable in how they treated their conquered subjects and paid them for their labor until they friended Germany in ww2.

>until they freunded Germany in WW2
You mean THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME?

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Oh yes I've been looking for this pasta for the longest time

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cool your jets Alex its just Desu trying out some new copy pastas.

I look forward to seeing him deploy them in ylyl threads.

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Hey s/fur/, I have a very serious problem. I’m fucking crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured “cool, I’ll just play Pokemon while I wait”.
So I’m playing Pokemon GO, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random spawn on my phone.
A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don’t know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “holy shit, YES”, interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!” I’m still looking at my phone, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the phone against the wall. I run over and pick up my phone hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My $600 phone and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.
I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn’t know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out “FUCK YOU”, and runs out of my house in tears.
What have I done? I’ve fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don’t want Pokemon GO to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, s/fur/.

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Mmm I love a nice sexy deer pussy

Too sharp
Doesn't look like any fun

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I'm dropping oldschool pasta for the fun of it. that other guy is just spreading that for fuck knows why ~desu.

I want aggressively stroke her tail

Sue Nintendo and Niantic for defamation.

If you have a really good panel of lawyers chances are you'll win.

At least in a Singaporean court of law.

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