What scares you?

what scares you?

niggers

not getting dubs

AIDS

Death

The ghosts inside my head

Aging

me

Finally reaching death, only to find out that I will spend the rest of eternity in an eventless void in which I will go insane beyond human capability

>CRAAAAWWWWWWWWWLLLLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!

This would be funny if I wasn't alluding to my schizophrenia

If it's eventless, how could you go insane?

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Waking up sober

Being disfigured into a gory paste from some sort of car accident like the gifs the edgelords post

Public opinion

Snipe-

Fucking bees dude.

I keep a can of raid next to my desk. There was a ground wasp messing around in my overhead sink light and I sprayed the shit out of it.Sprayed the fuck out of it. "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEURP" not so noisy anymore fucker.

Wasps are fucking cunts.

>I just want to build a nest in your house and ruin your fucking life m8

Car doors. Other than that, not seeing hell one day.

Horses.... I hate those fucking things.

>bees
>wasps

I like bees even if they do sting they tend to do it out of being scared where as wasps, wasps are just thunder cunts.

I'm afraid of talking dumb shit to people and the way they could possibly judge me.

Large grasshoppers

Losing my hands in an accident. I broke my hand when trying to fix my garage door opener a few years ago (I had no idea that the springs were that serious) and my hand is permanently but only mildly disfigured and I'm in constant but not too severe pain. But the thought of actually losing my hand, something that would have been a certainty if not for surgical procedures that weren't even around 30 years ago, scares me. I'm a programmer and without my hands I am nothing.

>of talking dumb shit

user...

Meaning of everything. All is just a pointless things, nothing more, nothing less

This, but losing any limb in general
But mostly my right hand/arm

Bees don't fuck around in my house. Wasps and hornets do. Piss on those little fuckers, God I hate hornets and wasps.

>I'm afraid of talking dumb shit to people and the way they could possibly judge me.
Guess what exactly just happened?

Being dead doesn't scare me at all. It's the dying bit that scares me.

Like Mark Twain said; "death doesn't scare me - I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it didn't become me in the least."

And violence scares me. The thought of having it inflicted on me.

living

Spoders.

Like, hornets are like bill cosby with wings.

>sure you don't want muh PUDDIN POP??!?!

No fuck off

living in an area of fucking niggers

don't worry, these wounds will heal

Haircutters

Not dying. I know, it's stupid, but somehow I'm afraid of living eternally.

I am lost for words haha

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The internet getting shut off.

Don't worry user you won't

boohoo a spelling error - i'm not even an english native speaker

No need to worry user.
I can guarantee that you will die a horrific and painful death :)

>english native speaker

user pls stop

I know just how you feel.
It's just the going crazy with time because there is literally nothing you haven't done already after a certain time and you'll just see the dullness

pretty much everything

and if you had the ability to exist for eternity i dont think youd succumb to a mortal condition such as insanity.

geese on fire

Horny super intelligent crab people

at least you're facing your fears.

niggers and op's faggotry

This.
Not even hands specifically. Going blind or being paralysed. Permanently disabled in some way so that I couldn't look after myself. I'd rather be dead.

I once sucked a cock as a joke and now I am afraid that I might wake up one day and be gay

my future

know when you're gonna die scares me, like getting terminal cancer, or gettinging shot and bleeding out, or something like that. like knowing that death is coming soon.

u're already gay

dying

water

I'm imagining jokes to make after Hannibal became this stupid thing for Cosby.

I'm driving this shit into the deep end of the pool.

What Cosby joke isn't funny? None after he played monopoly. Guy just takes all the houses for his pudding pops. Fucking asshole takes all the popsicles from the freezer and leaves none. Fuck that guy.

The global elite won't need us anymore when they have robots to do our jobs, they will try to wipe us out lest they share their lifestyles with us.

Scared?

Islam

I'm the "global elite."

I'm a surgeon. Shit's going to get weird when I won't operate on them. Hmmmmm, you're passed out. I bet you have a liver "IS THAT A SPLEEN GUYS?"

I bet it is.

Where's your fork? I bet this thing is a fork can I poke it? Yeah sure fuck it.

this fucking guy!

Also, afraid of feminism. One day all the crazy bitches will get together and try to take over the work.

Oh and I'm also a sturgeon, fucking idiot.

The world, you mean.

My favorite professional colleague is a female pediatrician from Columbia. Dead serious and a great doctor.

Robots will be better surgeons in like 10 - 20years tops

insects

Underrat-

Sharks

What.

I fucking love animals. How can you guys be afraid of them?

Heights is my thing. If I even see a person in a tall place, my palms sweat.

I don't go into any body of water attached to an ocean because there is at least one bull shark in there.

Booby traps

women

No leg slippery dudes

>I'm afraid of different things to you, so obviously you're strange

please just go

After some serious self improvment - nothing

Also, just needed to add that pic related is fucking terrifying...

Women
People
Getting a job even though I have no experience or people skills to be successful in life.

The very very tiny possibility that hell exists
I'm an atheist

Also a lot of diseases scare me. There are so many incurable diseases you can get. Like Parkinsons, schizofrenia, MS, diabetes, Huntingtons, etc etc... Scary.

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Losing my freedom

god wouldn't send people to hell who didn't believe because he didn't even try to contact the other 99% of humanity. The vikings didn't know about god and killed many christians while they could've easily been converted with a few miracles.

I agree. That's one of my big fears occasionally too. Although when you think about it, we are currently in that eventless void.... this human life is just part of that event. So its all good.

I know. However, there are at least 3 billion people who disagree with you, and think that I will go to hell for not being a protestant/muslim/whatever.

Thanks for your well thought out response. It really gave me insight as to how a person can be afraid of horses.

Spooders, and snakes.

You could always become a fluffer for gay porn... So this is not really that scary...

we'll if you're under 40 chances are you're going to be immortal some day so don't worry about it

You won't even realize your dead once it happens. The experience of dying is what you fear.

That doesn't bother me at all.

I dunno... there's just something about shipwrecks just below the surface (or any other man made object for that matter) that creeps me the fuck out. Just seing a small boat sunk by a dock makes me want to scream and run like a little bitch.

spiders crawling into my ears when i sleep

Which is, you know, exactly what I said...

No I fear not experiencing anything anymore, to cease to be.

In the after life, I would become Darkseid and look for a mortality equation...

my browser history.

If allah is God, send me to hell. I'll gladly go...

dubs confirm your guilt... better turn yourself in...

damn that's really specific