When are you going to apologize to d&d? They're making literal poetry

When are you going to apologize to d&d? They're making literal poetry.

When they apologize for Stannis

pottery

I AM A GOD

B R A V O

It's like they are sing a sweet song
>of
>Fire
>and
>Ice

"This is how myths are made" - user

Would she survive if they put her in lava?
Will it be like swimming for her?
Does she sweat?
Does she feel heat at all?

Can it get any stupider?

It would be extremely painful.

what the fuck... is she sauron?

truly though i would have loved a scene of beautiful sauron walking out of a flaming eye

for what? i love dungeons and dragons

is she immune to monoxide?

Hehe this is so perfect. I almost wonder if it was intentional.

The argument goes that she's the villain. She's going to invade Westeros from the East, leading an army of monsters and savages.

that would make this series so fucking good
if you just change how you view danny from the plot armoured princess to seeing the development of a villain then it makes her storyline a lot better

lava is very dense, you don't swim in it or sink into it

fucking hell this would be great, the parallels to sauron uncanny.

the rise of a villain angle would make her character great

She's a big girl

for you

reminder she is literally sauron

ICE

A
N
D

FIRE

And Jon is ice?
What if the white walkers are the good guys meant to counter the dragons?

*farts*

Feminist power fantasy the show.

Every episode they will remind you how evil men are.
>The khals wanting to rape a strong powerful women(Kelly C).
Every episode this season they will remind you white men have small cocks or none.
>Varys has no cock joke every episode this season.
>Jon snows small pecker joke last episode.
Every episode they will remind you how evil white men are.
>Ramsay being evil, killing white women and sending evil rape letter.
>The WHITE masters owning BLACK slaves.
Every episode they will remind you how weak white men are.
>Jaime,Jon,Kevan,Loras,Theon and Tommen all being weak little bitches until a strong powerful woman tells them otherwise.
Every episode they will remind you that men are nothing but BETA white knights.
>GreyWorm, Jaime, Jorah and Sam.
Every episode they will remind you how powerful woman are.
>Brienee talking shit about executing evil white man Stannis.
>Kelly C killing evil men, being portrayed as a goddess while being The smuggest of cunts.
>Sansa demanding Jon to take back WinterFell or she will take back WinterFell by herself, while Jon was being a little bitch.
>Yara going to rule the Iron Islands while saying how worthless white men are.

>Jon leads a guerrilla campaign of wildlings, the remnants of Westerosi armies, and stableboys against the foreign invader
>Sam learns some crazy magic shit from the grandmaesters at Oldtown and Melisandre
>Bran is able to mindhack Dany and the dragons, sending them into depressive hallucinations
>With the merchants of Essos in shambles, Iron Bank puts out a hit on Dany's horde - Faceless Men answer the call because her social justice crusade goes against their death-gratifying religious beliefs
>White fucking Walkers

>meant to counter dragons
>literally die by everything dragon so much as touching them

Can she breathe smoke?

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This pasta is shit.

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You don't really need to change how you view her. She has an army of savages known as bloodriders and screamers, her main fighting force is made up of brainwashed eunuchs, she's set to get a fleet of pirates on her side, she has three dragons, and the reason she wants to invade Westeros is because her clearly insane brother said it's his which now makes it hers.

GRRM never read the Similarrion? What a tool doesn't understand shit.. Sayron one dimensional oh lawds

She looks fucking retarded when she does the "cool queen" face

GRRM can't read, full stop

Do you feel intimidated by her?

>dany got fat
>effects crew now have to cgi her to look slimmer
>her face looks retarded because it's not 2030 yet

Viserys had a legitimate claim though. He just lacked the qualities of leadership and the power to make good on it. When Daenerys Targaryen arrives in Westeros with her armies, they will hear her name and tremble. Some will want to join her, others will die, but whether savior or tyrant she is the best claimant to the throne. All other serious contenders are gone now.