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It was a decent episode

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first for stannis

How many threads do you assholes need?

2nd best episode of the season?

>Bastard thread
>OP is Lord "Bolton"
Kek

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS TILL I DIE

It really was.

enough for each of the great houses respectively

>No Arya
>Not a word spoken by Rickon
>Very little Tommen whinning like a little bitch
Best episode so far

BRAVO

The most popular and award winning show needs threads. I almost puked saying that. FUCK D&D

>This episode
>good
lol it was a degenerate cuckold reddit fantasy episode where muh stronk womynks tell le weak males what to do.
>I le executed le evil white male Stannis XD

whoa...

Is this a new meme?

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fuck off

First for Mace "The Ace".

How can a man be so based. Everyone thinks he is retarded and no one considers him a threat. Her daughter is queen and he didn't loose anything in the war of five kings. Everyone focus on the Queen of Thornes while he executes his master scheme.

THE CHOSEN ONE (farts)

Will the iron bank jews ever get back their gold? Did they just give up on pursuing the Lannister debts?

Yes

Reminder that the """""savior""""" of Westeros is a fucking manlet.

No wonder Sansa bullied his ass.

>promise me, ned

>decent episode

Literally feminist power fantasy the show.

Every episode they will remind you how evil men are.
>The khals wanting to rape a strong powerful women(Kelly C).
Every episode this season they will remind you white men have small cocks or none.
>Varys has no cock joke every episode this season.
>Jon snows small pecker joke last episode.
Every episode they will remind you how evil white men are.
>Ramsay being evil, killing white women and sending evil rape letter.
>The WHITE masters owning BLACK slaves.
Every episode they will remind you how weak white men are.
>Jaime,Jon,Kevan,Loras,Theon and Tommen all being weak little bitches until a strong powerfull woman tell them otherwise.
Every episode they will remind you that men are nothing but BETA white knights.
>GreyWorm, Jaime, Jorah and Sam.
Every episode they will remind you how powerful woman are.
>Brienee talking shit about executing evil white man Stannis.
>Kelly C killing evil men, being portrayed as a goddess while being The smuggest of cunts.
>Sansa demanding Jon to take back WinterFell or she will take back WinterFell by herself, while Jon was being a little bitch.
>Yara going to rule the Iron Islands while saying how worthless white men are.

This bastard thread is a usurper.

Let all true men declare their loyalty.

In the books they are calling in debts of Lords directly now. Not sure what their endgame is but the Iron Bank is calling in all loans in Westeros not just the Iron Thrones. I'm sure the show wont address this but you'd think they'd have to readdress the Iron Bank at some point on the show.

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What's his endgame anyways? D&D have had barely any character development on him

House Martell is extinct

House Baratheon is extinct

why live?

Yes it was
hnnnng

The last thread was extremely low-quality, not sure what was going on.

Everyone sharpen up in here alright?

Its the fucking Manletbowl, not Bastardbowl

>House Baratheon is extinct
>37589372766 bastards

>Manletbowl

OUTTA MY WAY BARATHEON/LANNISTER FUCKING SHITS

>being such an edgy fuck that you include the picture of a flayed man on your sigil

All the Boltons should kill themselves

Gendry

wait a sec did darkstar actually show up!?

none if them have the name Baratheon, and they'll never have the right to it

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

TILL I DIE

When I first read the books I somehow got the impression that mace tyrell was some sort of actual badass, in my head he was this super competent dude. When i reread recently i couldn't actually see where I had gotten that impression. But what you say is true. Maybe that's why Olenna insists on loudly calling him an oaf, and a puffed up like a puff fish - so people will disregard him while he accrues power (and disregards bitches)

I hope people genuinely don't think the Knights of the Vale are going to Winterfell

trips confirm

Who dis

He's a silly oafish man who is being cucked by le Queen of Thorns :^)

WHY IS BRONZE YOHN SUCH A BITCH

WHERE'S HIS BADASS ARMOR AND WHY'S HE TAKING SHIT FROM LF IN HIS OWN HOME

I can't wait for the Manlet bowl

The Truth

normies up yet?

we got one more

Had that Eyrie cunt instead.

>yfw "Winter Is Coming" isn't some philosophical house words
>yfw it's from when the Starks were the Kings of Winter, and they used it as a threat just as every other northern house used their words and insignia

Too bad you can't put a philosophical slant on "our blades are sharp".

p-p-pls no bully

endgame?? be based, he is growing strong, like the golden rose, he takes his time.

yew meh be load commanduh fo now, jon snoow...but yew'll ulways be a bustid

load bowlton is the wooden of tha norff, and yore tyme's combin'.


(this is to help coach you in the distinctive dialect of the north)

>one more
>bastard

that fucking filename, kek 10/10

>Don't you ever talk to me or my Forest's Children again

POO IN LOO

A bastard isn't a legitimate son
Bastards are scorned

Ramsay is smart, a tested military genius and ruthless leader.

He'd be the GOAT King of Westeros.

>Everyone thinks he is retarded and no one considers him a threat.

Remember when we were shown that Pycelle was actually just faking being an old decrepit man, assuming a hunch and doddering way to make himself seem innocuous?

D&D sure don't, despite it being their creation.

That is, untill the rightfull king makes him Baratheon.

Dacey Mormont when? She's alive in the show, right? Eight?

Filename thread? Filename thread.

Nice retort.

youtube.com/watch?v=yujRiAvC3BU

>episode 10
>bastardbowl ended, the calm before the storm begins anew
>cut to Dorne, the Sand Snakes are planning their invasion of King's Landing
>gloating and toasting wine to their victory over the Martells

>*tap* *tap*
>Who is that? I told no one to ent-
>*Obara is impaled on a sword, blood rushing out of her mouth*
>*tap* *tap*
>Tyene springs to action, but is quickly decapitated
*The figure who slew her is nowhere to be seen*
>WHO ARE YOU?!
>I am of the night...
>And men...
>Call me Darkstar
>*Kills the rest of the snakes*

So Emilia had a body double, right?

you cheeky bastard

>playing CK2:AGOT as Jon Snow
>accept Stannis' offer, defeat the Boltons, become lp of the North
>execute Roose and Ramsey
>help Stannis become win the war, he becomes king
>use my new position to take revenge on all the people who fucked with the Starks
>attack Littlefinger, capture and execute him, give the Riverlands to Bran
>use the blood feud casus belli to attak the Lannisters, imprison the current head of the family in Winterfell
>have a bunch of children, marry them with the Tyrells, Arryns and Martells, get allinence with them
>suddenly, Dany invades with fucking dragons
>she has the lunatic trait, married to Victarion, who is incapable and also insane
>Dany wins the war for the Iron Throne, executes Stannis
>she starts to act like a bitch, revoking titles and bullying vassals, factions start to form
>the event fires where Dany starts raiding me and I have to start a rebellion
>mfw history repeats itself as Jon, lp of the North leads a rebellion of several great houses to depose the mad queen

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She thinks her nudity is "irrelevant to the plot"

Why are their arms and legs patterned differently from their chests and faces?

In Ramsay's letter to Jon, Ramsay says "the dogs will devour your wild little brother" or something approaching

he says "wild little brother"
Does he mean wild as in wildling, since he captured them on wildling lands and he's been living with a wildling woman, or does he mean actually wild, and we were right, Rickon's gonna be fucking insane in this season?

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"Oh"

Oh shit

There must always be a /got/ thread in Sup Forums

This is 100% a SJW propaganda series now.

>Tyrion Lannister-
disabled white male, reddit meme-man, good guy!
>Jaime Lannister-
crippled and unthreatening (good), rapist male (bad) thus grey character!
>Cersei Lannister-
stronk female character, brave mother
>Daenerys Targaryen-
super stronk independent female leader, true queen!
>Jon Snow-
illegitimate male character, but has to die because strong white male. opened the globalist wall and sold out own people so good guy now, brought back
>Davos Seaworth-
powerless and comes from poverty, unthreatening so good guy!
>Melisandre-
wise intelligent stronk female character
>Margaery Tyrell-
punished independent stronk female character
>Ellaria Sand-
super cunning independent stronk female character
>Sansa Stark-
stronk female survivor character
>Arya Stark-
stronk punished female heroine
>Lord Varys-
unthreatening and mutilated male character, so good guy!
>Theon Greyjoy-
unthreatening mutilated male character with PTSD, good guy
>Brienne of Tarth
stronkest and most independent woman in the realm
>High Sparrow
strong white religious man? threatening AND with power? evil guy. homophobic and sexist too
>Daario Naharis
white male boy toy, not allowed power so unthreatening, good guy
>Roose Bolton
strong white male with power? threatening. murderer and rapist. bad guy
>Ramsay Bolton
strong white male thus illegitimacy, rapist, torturer, murderer
>Jorah Mormont
cuck. powerless. stone AIDS. so super good guy!
>Alliser Thorne
strong white male, so threatening bad guy
>Eddison Tollett
white male but quippy side character without power, so good guy
>Doran Martell
male character with power? weakness means death
>Podrick Payne
meek powerless white male, loyal ally to women! unthreatening good guy!
>Stannis
noble white man, does what’s right for the realm regardless of how it looks, thus killed by stronk woman after character vilification.
>Yara
hillary of the iron islands!

why would he? gendry can't prove it

If Robb was so honorable like everyone claimed, why didn't he support Stannis from the get go like his father wanted to?

Why did he try to ally with a usurper like Renly?

sauce?

Sup Forums, please

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rickon fate is death

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horse fuel can't melt wood beams

confirmation bias, you impotent autist. But you'll keep watching every week anyways.

You hate this and you keep watching it, and it makes you feel insecure. But you don't stop yourself from watching it. Seems like textbook cuckhold behavior. Maybe reddit is a better fit for you.

damn, you actually write all this shit? L M A O

Stannis was confirmed dead, why the fuck would anyone watch past that point?

Do you actually want to watch D&D have their little fanfiction tv show? Do you seriously like muh strong females and Jun Snuw?

So, what is his ultimate goal?

No memes please.

>The seed is strong
Just bring back the book again.

CHOASH

He listened to shitstain mother

that picture is so reddit it hurts

Unlimited power

Naked Dany on fire got my dick rock hard this episode

Some bullshit about the North wanting to be independent and using it as his excuse to rebel, not just the fact that the king had his father executed. And Stannis wouldn't support another king.

Also, because Robb was an idiot.
>King in the North

>If Robb was so honorable like everyone claimed, why didn't he support Stannis from the get go like his father wanted to?

Robb wasn't about to try and convince his rowdy bannermen to throw in behind an INCREDIBLY unpopular southron lord with a foreign religion.