I'm a muslim Sup Forums

I'm a muslim Sup Forums
Ask me anything.
Anything at all

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When are you detonating the vest?

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When and where is the next attack?

I don't wear one user

I want to explode in a trap's boipussy

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Why can't you eat bacon, like seriously? What a faggot.
Do you identify as Muslim American?

Hmm, sure, aren't Muslims supposed to lie to nonmuslims if it suits jihad? How am I supposed to trust a smelly Arab like you?

Also, to caveat off that. Why do you guys fuck children and animals regularly?

I dunno
The big bearded sheiks who rape children say no bacon so if I get caught eating it they'll rape me

I masturbate.
They masturbate with children and animals.
See, they love it.
I hate it.

So it's not a collective "you" with me in it user

Mean user.
If you're talking about taqqiyah, I'm not doing it.
Besides its some shia thing as far I know, though it exists as an un-named concept in other sects.

And I'm not arab, nor do I want to suck their cocks.
I smell of sweat though, psychic user

Forgot pic

So, yes, you are supposed to lie but I'm supposed to believe you're not "doing it"?

Congratyulastions, you just figured out why everyone hates Muslims.

Uh no user.
That's not how it works.
I can only lie, if my life is in danger or some other bullshit.

You can believe whatever you want user.
But I'm not lying about wearing a vest.
Because it's hot as hell here.

Those bombs make you sweaty user ;)

Also:
>congratyulastions
You baiting the bait or beating the meat?

Anyone else like this then?

Are you the doctor in Courage the Cowardly Dog?

No
Sorry to disappoint

What is the penalty of apostasy in islam? How is it enforced in a non Muslim state?

Will u bomb me?

If you're cute user

Death.
And that depends.

Pretty much why I'm still a "muslim"

Do you agree with these gentlemen?
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What do you think user?

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