So what's this Candlejack I've been se

So what's this Candlejack I've been se

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Dammit, not Candlejack ag

inb4 some retard doesn't understand the Candlejack meme and cuts off their post before saying his na

I haven't see a candlejack thread sinc

Nah the worst is when someone mentions candlejack and uses a hyph

This is the dumbest fucking meme I've ever se-

Back in 1998 I used C@ndlejack as my name when posting on sfwest's Brak Chat.

at least candlejack doesn't use a sni-

Stop putting "-" before the end of every sentence you newf

Long time since I saw a Candlejack thread, kinda like one of those sniper threads where you get cut off right in the middle of your sen-

these threads are so stu

Luckily I'm immune to Candlejack becau

what's a candlejack

You didn't even say Candlejack you reta

Nigger Jews.

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Holy shit my name is still on the regulars list


This is what being an oldfag meant back in 1998

Nigga did you not see that he has a sniper ri

Whats going on ITT?

Candlejack is a faggot

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, ki

if you say Candlejack you w

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you need to mention his name
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candlejack, please kil

What about
You faggot.

he didnt say candlejack name so he sa

Candlejack
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Damn this thread? A classic no doubt.
But I'm not going to fall for that shit. Instead I'm going to tell you a story. Reminds me of my friend named Jack.

Jack was a really big dick in school. You know the type of guy that everyone collectively sighs when he comes around? No one liked him cause he was a 100% social fuckhead.
He would be obnoxious and was completely un aware. The fucker smelled too, never showered/brushed his teeth or anything....

Anyways, I was at the pool one day, just floating with my brother. We liked to lay on our backs and talk about the chicks at our school. My brother and I were really close...

Then out of no where I am splashed with water. I stand up in the pool, and Jack is trying to fuckin drown my brother...Apparently the fuck head thinks it's funny.

I try to stop Jack from killing my bro, but Jack is a fatfuck with at least 100 pounds on me. It was like throwing those slow-motion punches you have in your dreams (the water didn't help)..

After fuckface Jack was done with his fun, he just smiled at me and left the pool. Probably to eat a turd in the bathroom, fuck that guy... My brother was ok, he swallowed some water, but lived..

Years later I'm at a bar, and who do I see? The fucker Jack. I got a lot stronger since that time, Played football at the collegiate level, and was fresh out of the service ( respect to all my 11-Bravos). Jack looked like the same sack of shit, but with a patchy beard.

I walked up to the fuck ready to take my revenge, when he immediately caught my eye and frowned.

Jack recognized me, and apologized profusely for what he did at the pool. Jack said he was foolish when he was younger, and he did some soul searching. He told me he went on a trip to Takla Makan, in search of a remote temple. Jack said there he met an old monk who guided him to a dark room. The monk lit a small candle. Jack wa

Honestly Candlejack is a dead mem

No you