Daily reminder that if you are a grower you should legitimately consider suicide.
It's truely mindblowing how many growers wrongly believe they have a perfectly fine penis. They reassure themselves by saying that although they got a 2-3 inch joke of a penis, it's fine since when erect it grows to an average size. So I must be fine right?
Wrong you fucking moron. It's obvious you haven't ever actually slept with a girl. Real life sex isn't like the porn you jerk off to daily; your dick isn't going to be fully engorged the moment the girl pulls down your pants.
In actual sex, the girl is the one that works your dick to a boner, either through tugging on it or with a blowjob. But what is there to tug or to suck when she needs a fucking pair of tweezers to get a grip of your tiny stub? She's obviously gonna laugh in your face and most likely call it off.
So if your junk isn't at least 5 inches FULLY flaccid, don't even bother in life. Either end it on the spot, or accept your inferior penis and lock it in a chastity cage. Those cages were made specifically for 2 inch stubs like yours.
Daily reminder that if you are a grower you should legitimately consider suicide
I'm sorry you fuck some ugly skank u can't get it up for but the rest of us are doing fine thanks for asking
>your dick isn't going to be fully engorged the moment the girl pulls down your pants.
lol alright faggot
this is what jerking it to traps 5x a day has done to you.
dude, penis sucks
>making a thread about another mans' weiner
>caring enough about the topic to have some long ass shit to read over it
Nigga you gay rofl
>dude, penis sucks
Dude sucks penis*
Projecting much, baby dick?
I have a 2.5 inch grower and this man speaks the truth. I am deciding how best to commit suicide, but my evident lack of virility gets in the way of my decision making process, so I am confused and weak.
>Micropenisdetected
So the kissing, rubbing, grabbing doesn't turn you on? What are you fucking gay? Does your girl just randomly pull your pants down and start blowing your limp cock?
samefag detected kek
you can just come out of the closet. as you can see from the other comments, everyone already knows you're gay
It's fascinating you faggots reply to this bait.
Pretty pathetic to care that much about men's penis sizes. My dick is average. Turn to page 88 in your health book you see that diagram of a penis that's mine. That being said I've never heard any complaints from women because it gets the job done. Try picking another topic to bitch about you virgin faggot.
> your dick isn't going to be fully engorged the moment the girl pulls down your pants.
>implying mine isn't in full battle mode I see her
Sucks to have an ugly landwhale as fuckbuddy, ain't it, OP?
Says the faggot with a 3.5" that doesnt grow at all. Sirius, you pay hookers to sleep with you if you cant get it for free
You're really concerned with other dudes dicks, bro. Why don't you go visit your local truck stop and guzzle a few loads from the glory hole? I think you'd enjoy yourself a lot more than coming here and whining about the little dicks you'll never have.
bad bait = sage
Your samefag detector is atrocious, you smell like all the shades of summer. I have simply accepted my beta role in society, and the sooner you do too, the sooner alpha males like OP can continue with their divine duty of impregnating our girlfriends with a sensibly sized cock
LOL It's a literal cuck. Well, at least now we won't have to get you to kys since you've already volunteered.
Growers I know get plenty of pussy.
Why do you care about the penis so much? Give some thought on the balls.
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This
I'll just leave it here.
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Pack it in already like you do with your butt buddies OP. We all know you're a fag and this is all just really shit bait that were all just bored enough to reply to.
What a strange method to garner replies...
gr7 b8 m9
Do you realise what a shower and a grower means?
Nice balls OP
fucking lmao you limpdicks have to make such shitty baits to feel good about yourselves?
bad bait mad me reply 1/10
joke's on you i dont like girls
Shhh, there is no point fighting it. We've been dealt a shit hand, but that's OK. Just think of how hard it must be for your girlfriend to suppress her extreme disappointment every time you little piggy comes out to play. She forces a smile, but you know that, inside, she is full of pure sorrow at having to play with a man child. If we kill ourselves, we can free them from the shackles of the microdick and allow them to ride on a real man and finally know true bliss
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Enjoy your large penis you dumbass goat man.
Not OP, you seem anxious. Its OK, I get it too when I remember what a pathetic piddly member I have. Come join us, we will drink from the koolaid and unburden the world
>Damn son, you should be in NBA with all that reach.
this
this
3in soft 7.3 hard, almost 3 wide, feels good.
Kek OP your making me feel bad for you
>Real life sex isn't like the porn you jerk off to daily; your dick isn't going to be fully engorged the moment the girl pulls down your pants.
Sounds like you have erectile dysfunction. You can't get hard as soon as you know you're going to fuck? Might as well cut your dick off now
You're. Inability to spell is a telltale sign of a beta manlet. Come join!
Lol I don't know if I'm a grower or not but my dick is like 70% as big and hard as it gets by the time my pants come down so who cares?
Honestly who cares if it was an inch long flaccid if a few seconds of blowing and rubbing turned it into an average 7 inch boner?