What was Zod thinking in this moment?

What was Zod thinking in this moment?

"What're you gonna do, kill me?"

>you're probably wondering how I got here

>oh snap!

Rice Krispies nigga.

>What will they tell to my snapped neck?

>Does anyone have any orange slices?

"What's he gonna do, snap my neck?"

I need Nightwing's virgin boipoussy.

>OH SHIT! I'VE LEFT MY KEYS IN IGNITION.

Tell that to my snapped neck

>I win. I always win. Kneel before zod.

>I hope this doesn't become a meme

Yep that's me, no not him the one in the chokehold. You're probably wondering how I got here but to figure that out lets start from the beginning...

He needed 5 more seconds to build up a fart for the best dad joke of all time.

>Snap, invincible neck

>>My planet is dead, my friends are gone and there is no hope for a new Krypton

>check 'em

If you snap their neck, they win

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I SURE HOPE HE DOESN'T SNAP MY NECK

THERE'S A STORM COMING

LIKE NOTHING YOU'VE EVER SEEN

AND NOT A ONE OF YOU

IS PREPARED FOR IT

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>Nightwing
>boipoussy
>virgin

Did I leave the stove on? x^D

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