What was Zod thinking in this moment?
What was Zod thinking in this moment?
"What're you gonna do, kill me?"
>you're probably wondering how I got here
>oh snap!
Rice Krispies nigga.
>What will they tell to my snapped neck?
>Does anyone have any orange slices?
"What's he gonna do, snap my neck?"
I need Nightwing's virgin boipoussy.
>OH SHIT! I'VE LEFT MY KEYS IN IGNITION.
Tell that to my snapped neck
>I win. I always win. Kneel before zod.
>I hope this doesn't become a meme
Yep that's me, no not him the one in the chokehold. You're probably wondering how I got here but to figure that out lets start from the beginning...
He needed 5 more seconds to build up a fart for the best dad joke of all time.
>Snap, invincible neck
>>My planet is dead, my friends are gone and there is no hope for a new Krypton
>check 'em
If you snap their neck, they win
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I SURE HOPE HE DOESN'T SNAP MY NECK
THERE'S A STORM COMING
LIKE NOTHING YOU'VE EVER SEEN
AND NOT A ONE OF YOU
IS PREPARED FOR IT
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>Nightwing
>boipoussy
>virgin
Did I leave the stove on? x^D
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