Femanon here asking if anyone can give me some decent dating advice. I am pretty good at "acting" or pretending to be cool etc. so please tell me how I can use my talents in order to get the "d". Please don't give me cheesy advice.
All you have to do is tell him you want the 'd', and you will get it
Nathaniel Myers
Best way for a lady to get the D is for you to make friends first ofc then you can basically just privately tell your friend that you're horny Most dudes will go for a free bootycall if it's discreet
Dylan Walker
Take the guy back to your place, push him on the bed, pull his pants off then ride him to victory, ez
Adam Morales
Sure ;)
Jace Thomas
Go up to any guy and whisper in his ear. "lets have sex right now!"
Lucas Collins
be yourself, be nice but don't take bullshit home
Evan Brooks
tits or gtfo bait
Grayson Cox
where r u located? ill help u get some d
Leo Turner
"WAN SUM FUKK" works for girls
Kevin Diaz
It's not that easy man! And u do know that the pic I used isn't actually if me?
Owen Gray
post a pic of your panty drawer
Jason Myers
Join those websites that advertise "Horny girls in your area want to fuck/ the facebook of sex/ugly girls looking to fuck near you/better than craigslist" Those are legit
Jacob Campbell
post pic of urself and I can help
Christian Reed
Australia m8y
Cooper Watson
You probably would'nt want to see, tbh
Andrew Flores
Humour us
Ryder Gutierrez
yes, we do. and a pic of your panty drawer
Connor Rodriguez
>You probably would'nt want to see, tbh
Post but blank out ur eyes or something
Jack Stewart
tell people you want to have sex there you go
if nobody reacts, try not weighing 300 pounds, hit the gym fatso
Kayden Sanders
Show the body OP
Gavin Powell
Perth?
Julian Lopez
tbh to give you relevant advice we're gonna need to know what we're dealing with.
This is in your best interest, not ours.
Carter Bell
Too insecure to do that shit
Joshua Cook
ok but be nice pls
Nolan Rivera
wisdom
Gabriel Stewart
what the fuck whore ???????????
Cameron Williams
Stop posting a goddess then.
Zachary Sullivan
...
Mason Diaz
that's....
.....no sane person would fall into that trap.
Jose Wood
Lol how did you know?
Grayson Phillips
well if you are ugly or not, all i can tell you is that i can't give you good advice
Charles Edwards
Yes
Sebastian Nelson
...
Dylan Ramirez
Nothing guys like more than a girl being herself
Aaron Moore
light yourself on fire :)
Oliver Campbell
I think user guessed right because girls dont even have to ask for D usually
Liam Ortiz
Lel this girl is actually prettier than me
Noah Thompson
TITS with timestamp, then state your business, femanon.
You know the rules!
Luis Scott
...
Bentley Lopez
Dubs proves you're fat and ugly.
Andrew Cruz
South of river?
Angel Nelson
RIP OP. alone
Jace Hughes
That's not a girl.
That's a man-bear-pig. And its coming right at us!
Landon Miller
shut up al
Leo Anderson
No, I'm more central Perth
Kevin Miller
Post your body to start
Levi Diaz
What Pokemon do you get there because I only get shit ones near carousel
Jeremiah Hernandez
Step 1, enter a black neighborhood. There is no step 2, something will fuck you within the hour.
Carson Hernandez
Fuk no!
Jack Wright
Bump for butt pics
Levi Walker
I live in Australia, a conveniently placed half Asian is as diverse as it gets. There are no black neighborhoods
Kayden Rodriguez
Go out with a guy.
Maybe 2-3rd date ask if he wants to watch a movie at your or his place.
Sex achieved.
Nathaniel Thomas
Wanna have sex in Australia go to party or something of the sort get drunk and talk to guy
Elijah Moore
Srsly read the older posts. I'm not exactly Emilia Clarke u know
Nicholas Anderson
Post a damn body pic, even if youre ugly, a nice ass can save it
Daniel Brooks
Post body pic goddammit. Then we'll see what we're working with and how we can help you.
Henry Johnson
doesnt matter, as long as you take care of yourself everything the anons said on this topic still work
just dont be a hairy whale mexican mustache chewbacca
Elijah Cruz
cut the bullshit, even fat girls get easy sex
Ayden Walker
"Wanna fuck?"
Xavier Lopez
...
Logan Robinson
You are 16 and a virgin, stop trying to give advice.
Jason Wilson
Is this the chewbacca you speak of?
Henry Hall
tits with date
Grayson Clark
no, this bitch still can get easy sex
Thomas Ward
...
Justin Moore
be honest, are you decent looking? You can have the most autistic personality and still get laid. I only know one legal virgin but its because shes a troll like creature waiting for a goddamn prince to lick the patriarchy away from between her legs.
Dominic Russell
Kek'd
Oliver Young
All you have to do as a woman is make semi prolonged eye contact with a man you think is cute and then smile after a second or two. It's fucking easy for a girl to get fucked.
Caleb Hernandez
Tbh the way I think I look is probably better than what I actually look, and since I'm a fucking girl, that says a lot about my overall appearance
Noah Johnson
POST A PIC YOU FAT FUCK
Robert Wilson
if you are too ugly or fat, a 8~9/10 will reject you but eventually a 6~7 will pick you up alcohol and discretion might be needed if you are absurdly ugly/obese
Isaiah Edwards
no it doesnt say shit, post a pic
Nathan Foster
Just give me advice please, if you wanna see my face, just type "fat bitch" into google and you'll probably see my doppelgänger (we fatties tend to look the same)
Ryan Ortiz
My actual advice? Stop being such a fucking woman. Man up, get the D, get it done. None of this pussy 0o0o0o Im too insecure shit. Go do it or don't.
Landon Anderson
there is plenty of advice already in the topic you disgusting pig stop being so dumbfuck and someone might fuck you out of pitty
Matthew Reyes
Strike two, faggot! TITS with timestamp or GTFO! You know the rules.
Nolan Green
is the problem dating or meeting?
Luis Gomez
Well fat or not, as a dude I like freaky chicks. If you tell me you want to be choked and fucked in the ass while being gagged by your own panties, you'd be sexy as hell to me.
Christian Ward
Literally just walk up to him and touch his peener.
Robert Nguyen
Thanx? Will you fuck me out of pitty ?
Josiah Stewart
Whoooooaaa shit
Luis Ward
where are the tits?
Brody Perez
only if you post your tits + timestamp
Blake Brown
POST YOUR FUCKING PICTURE AND HIDE YOUR FUGLY FACE FFS WHY YOU MAKE IT SOUNDS SO HARD TO DO LAZY OBESE
Isaac Rivera
I would give the D to any human creature that has a pussy, and most of guys too.. If you are a really insecure person just go for older men, they have seen it all and probably hit a fat fuck is the easiest job for them. If you wanna aim to a younger one just make sure he knows you are discrete, nobody would want to fuck a fat bitch who can't keep a secret..
Nathaniel Morgan
Righty then, I'm down for insane shit, but first you have to dress up as a fireman, then we can talk
Gabriel Gray
I don't know, if legit or not, but you may want to consider reading this book:
It is not great, but describes how falling in love and dating works by focusing on body language and small talk. The dos and the don'ts. An average book for just a few bucks. You should be able to pick up on some techniques to get a decent man or woman.
And no, I am neither the author nor do I get money for suggesting this book.
Michael Gomez
Noice stache, bro. Oh wait...
Nathan Smith
kek
Luis Taylor
That works. I cum a lot and squirt far, so I can put you out.
Connor Campbell
Load of horseshit.
Robert Jenkins
kissless virgin knows best
Brody Lee
kissless virgin recomends books because they have literally no experience