Femanon here asking if anyone can give me some decent dating advice. I am pretty good at "acting" or pretending to be cool etc. so please tell me how I can use my talents in order to get the "d".
Please don't give me cheesy advice.
Pic sorta related ?
jus b urself
just be yourself
"Wanna fuck?"
You a girl just go straight for the bj
tits or gtf0
All you have to do is tell him you want the 'd', and you will get it
Best way for a lady to get the D is for you to make friends first ofc then you can basically just privately tell your friend that you're horny
Most dudes will go for a free bootycall if it's discreet
Take the guy back to your place, push him on the bed, pull his pants off then ride him to victory, ez
Sure ;)
Go up to any guy and whisper in his ear. "lets have sex right now!"
be yourself, be nice but don't take bullshit home
tits or gtfo bait
where r u located? ill help u get some d
"WAN SUM FUKK" works for girls
It's not that easy man!
And u do know that the pic I used isn't actually if me?
post a pic of your panty drawer
Join those websites that advertise "Horny girls in your area want to fuck/ the facebook of sex/ugly girls looking to fuck near you/better than craigslist"
Those are legit
post pic of urself and I can help
Australia m8y
You probably would'nt want to see, tbh
Humour us
yes, we do. and a pic of your panty drawer
>You probably would'nt want to see, tbh
Post but blank out ur eyes or something
tell people you want to have sex
there you go
if nobody reacts, try not weighing 300 pounds, hit the gym fatso
Show the body OP
Perth?
tbh to give you relevant advice we're gonna need to know what we're dealing with.
This is in your best interest, not ours.
Too insecure to do that shit
ok but be nice pls
wisdom
what the fuck whore ???????????
Stop posting a goddess then.
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that's....
.....no sane person would fall into that trap.
Lol how did you know?
well if you are ugly or not, all i can tell you is that i can't give you good advice
Yes
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Nothing guys like more than a girl being herself
light yourself on fire :)
I think user guessed right because girls dont even have to ask for D usually
Lel this girl is actually prettier than me
TITS with timestamp, then state your business, femanon.
You know the rules!
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Dubs proves you're fat and ugly.
South of river?
RIP OP. alone
That's not a girl.
That's a man-bear-pig. And its coming right at us!
shut up al
No, I'm more central Perth
Post your body to start
What Pokemon do you get there because I only get shit ones near carousel
Step 1, enter a black neighborhood. There is no step 2, something will fuck you within the hour.
Fuk no!
Bump for butt pics
I live in Australia, a conveniently placed half Asian is as diverse as it gets. There are no black neighborhoods
Go out with a guy.
Maybe 2-3rd date ask if he wants to watch a movie at your or his place.
Sex achieved.
Wanna have sex in Australia go to party or something of the sort get drunk and talk to guy
Srsly read the older posts. I'm not exactly Emilia Clarke u know
Post a damn body pic, even if youre ugly, a nice ass can save it
Post body pic goddammit. Then we'll see what we're working with and how we can help you.
doesnt matter, as long as you take care of yourself everything the anons said on this topic still work
just dont be a hairy whale mexican mustache chewbacca
cut the bullshit, even fat girls get easy sex
"Wanna fuck?"
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You are 16 and a virgin, stop trying to give advice.
Is this the chewbacca you speak of?
tits with date
no, this bitch still can get easy sex
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be honest, are you decent looking? You can have the most autistic personality and still get laid. I only know one legal virgin but its because shes a troll like creature waiting for a goddamn prince to lick the patriarchy away from between her legs.
Kek'd
All you have to do as a woman is make semi prolonged eye contact with a man you think is cute and then smile after a second or two.
It's fucking easy for a girl to get fucked.
Tbh the way I think I look is probably better than what I actually look, and since I'm a fucking girl, that says a lot about my overall appearance
POST A PIC YOU FAT FUCK
if you are too ugly or fat, a 8~9/10 will reject you but eventually a 6~7 will pick you up
alcohol and discretion might be needed if you are absurdly ugly/obese
no it doesnt say shit, post a pic
Just give me advice please, if you wanna see my face, just type "fat bitch" into google and you'll probably see my doppelgänger (we fatties tend to look the same)
My actual advice? Stop being such a fucking woman. Man up, get the D, get it done. None of this pussy 0o0o0o Im too insecure shit. Go do it or don't.
there is plenty of advice already in the topic you disgusting pig
stop being so dumbfuck and someone might fuck you out of pitty
Strike two, faggot! TITS with timestamp or GTFO! You know the rules.
is the problem dating or meeting?
Well fat or not, as a dude I like freaky chicks. If you tell me you want to be choked and fucked in the ass while being gagged by your own panties, you'd be sexy as hell to me.
Literally just walk up to him and touch his peener.
Thanx? Will you fuck me out of pitty ?
Whoooooaaa shit
where are the tits?
only if you post your tits + timestamp
POST YOUR FUCKING PICTURE AND HIDE YOUR FUGLY FACE FFS WHY YOU MAKE IT SOUNDS SO HARD TO DO LAZY OBESE
I would give the D to any human creature that has a pussy, and most of guys too.. If you are a really insecure person just go for older men, they have seen it all and probably hit a fat fuck is the easiest job for them. If you wanna aim to a younger one just make sure he knows you are discrete, nobody would want to fuck a fat bitch who can't keep a secret..
Righty then, I'm down for insane shit, but first you have to dress up as a fireman, then we can talk
I don't know, if legit or not, but you may want to consider reading this book:
It is not great, but describes how falling in love and dating works by focusing on body language and small talk. The dos and the don'ts. An average book for just a few bucks. You should be able to pick up on some techniques to get a decent man or woman.
And no, I am neither the author nor do I get money for suggesting this book.
Noice stache, bro. Oh wait...
kek
That works. I cum a lot and squirt far, so I can put you out.
Load of horseshit.
kissless virgin knows best
kissless virgin recomends books because they have literally no experience
faggot