My poop is blue... Help

My poop is blue... Help

ingest red and yellow food dye

Serves you right for eating a Smurf

Chill bruh, you're turning into a majestic flibbity jibbit. It's more rarer than a Dual-Unicorn. Embrace it, and when you're at peace come find me and grant me my one wish.

No more Skittles for you, Stuart.

Idk what your doing but you're doing it right

this - you probably ate something with a particular food colouring. I ate a bunch of blue icing as a kid and freaked the fuck out when my shit was bright green.

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Yeah bro. Fucking yeah.

>acheivementunlocked

i think its natural. i drank alot of blue gatorade and it made my shit turn into color blue

It's probably cancer.

me 2 xD

more likely AIDS

calm down dumbass its probably something you ate, most likely colored black

Fear my scorpion shit!

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Honestly it looks like you just poured blue food coloring in the bowl and let it settle, rather than "you ate something with it in it"

Had a dark colored shit and purple wipes the other day.
Turns out eating 5 blackberry pancakes did it.

Are any of you, by any chance, Andy Sixx?

food poisoning ask your doc for antibiotics

kanker kek

Lots of blue powerade lately? Live in Az if i aint downing water its powerade/gatorade (blue mainly) same shit happend to me laat week.

You have the Captain's Revenge.

google it.

Sorry, I'm Joe Sevenn