Wife caught me masturbating and is pissed...

Wife caught me masturbating and is pissed. She never turns me down but when we have sex she is really wet and the grip isn't pleasurable as my hand is. She's gonna bring this up later. What do I tell her?

Cause your dick is kinda small

>Sorry my dick is so tiny it slips out

My wife masturbates with the shower massager.

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Tell her you want a toothy blowjob and then a dry handjob, then when she wants to fuck tell her youre tired and go play video games.

She definitely won't go fuck a dude that can actually fill her cunt like a man

>What do I tell her?
Bitch I have needs.

how does it make you feel?

While you're talking with her about it, whip out your dick and start fapping right there in front of her like nothing is happening.

my wife and I masturbate together in bed sometimes. We both enjoy watching.

Well, that's an idea

hmph, we've never done that, well, only as a little foreplay never to completion.

check't!

god women can be so controlling.
are you not allowed to masturbate in your own house? why?
do you have to ask permission?
Fuck that shit, could always cheat and get off that way but you chose fapping instead.

well, she told me if I was horny I should fuck her and not my hand. She says she feels like I am cheating on her

>Wife caught me masturbating and is pissed.
How exactly does your wife "catch" you doing something you should very well be able to do around her? Your wife is a cunt and you are a cuck. Enjoy your shitty marriage.

>She says she feels like I am cheating on her

>she feels like I am cheating on her
is this legit?

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Yes....... Is this even legit? How can your wife... Not know that she needs to work on her cum hole tightening skills.

teach her how to do it better

kegels?

Fuck her, everytime. Every. Single. Time.
No matter when, if you are horny fuck her.
Eventually she will turn you down and you can say.
"And that's why I masturbate."
Would take two weeks at most before she is tired.

nothing, unless she's into ass fucking

or

find another married guy, fuck each other blind (just sex) maybe once a week and mum's the word

you don't know her. we already do it multiple times a day. she'd be psyched.

She was such a quiet little church girl when I met her. Didn't know she was such a beast in the sack.

Op did u forget to nmotha fuckkin say that u were doing it on great ultra porn cumfiling HD SLUTS when she just came hom ??

It can explain why she is (also a controlling freak) feeling betrayed ?

Anyway, just try the truth you faggots ! 'huu what to say ?' try truth for fuck sake ?

Its logical, un can tell it with words, last 10 sec to tell her... also add that u love the fact she's wet but it's feelingless because u don't feel enough contact skin.

And also find a solution instead of complaining on her or with her. What i do, in case, is toput my dick out, hold a bit in my hand to dry it, multiple times if necessary, and there you go.

Have a nice fuck. Pull her hairs while doggys tyle for me.

So she'd be okay fucking on her period?

yep, like I said beast.

I have a porn addiction and can't get mine any other way- I absolutely have to masturbate. be more like me OP, my gf said she stopped feeling like shit immediately after because she could never get me to cum anyway lol

she stayed with you? wow! my wife was having a silent fit. And asking if I wanted to have sex all the time to make sure I wasn't going 'bate.

Nigger detected.

yeah, she isn't happy about it, but I told her she's being selfish and unrealistic for demanding things I simply can't deliver. She used to ask me to "behave myself" to try and "reset" my apparent "issue" though, but hasn't talked about it since.

Tell her its your body. Can I ask you a question does she beat you???

no

Talk to her about it. My suggestion? Sounds counter intuitive, but buy a pocket pussy or a fleshlight or the like. You need to stop jerking off with your hand and death gripping. Using a pocket pussy will adapt you to what intercourse is supposed to feel like, not someone tugging on your pecker. I doubt she'll go for it, though. That's just what my friend was told by their sex therapist.

try anal maybe, but yeah, stop death gripping and get a sleeve to retrain your cock. dont whack it dry either.

why do you guys even bother? seriously i dont see any reason to do these things.

why are you still fucking her pussy
ass is much tighter

What don't you understand? Have you fucked a pussy before? Your hand feels nothing like it, so you get used to a tight, dry feeling, and it makes it hard to cum during real sex.

I'm I don't think it feels better, so why bother? I've fucked her before, it honestly just doesn't feel as good. sure the pocket pussy thing could be done, but that costs money and its probably difficult to clean