Waifu claiming thread.
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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still here
want a cookie?
Stella claimed and rolling for stella.
Gonna go out to eat
Stella out.
still queer
get used to it
Claimed to piss someone in the old thread off
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Claimed.
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>hugs
Fuck off elitist
to eat.*
>to eat Stella
kek bye
I used Fakku for hentai (read) .
What do you guys use? for H-manga and H-videos?
Best type moon claimed.
fuck off Megumin
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depends on the type
i can live with that
>supporting Fakku
I use Sadpanda because they're not jews.
Thanks windows
What?
For H-videos I use hentaihaven.org, pretty good site I suppose.
>rip fakku
G-E hentai is pretty okay for some H-manga.
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Thats why i have Alien Ware
Remember the Cookie monster pic?
Well. Our new DnD game is going down hill. We started haggling the price of an ax, and now we are fighting guards.
Our druid started making his items seem haunted by making noises and then one of the guards insulted our barbarian...
Well, n-hentai is good for h-manga
Moo
Slightly.
Picture for this
Pretty much this....
>Sanae
GUESS WHO'S BACK. Also, QOTT: Why do we have waifus? Why have we selected fictional women to be in love with and fantasize about loving us in turn? Is it because they're genuinely our ideal woman and 3D will never match up? Is it a counter for our crippling loneliness? In the case of the latter, I find it ironic that this defense mechanism actually causes further alienation and loneliness in a self-perpetuating cycle of lonely, find waifu, obsess over waifu, and then be lonely more because of it. Am I thinking about this too much?
They were fucking your waifu and Kurome
That was hilarious
It was like 10 MB too
Let me join
QOTT: Where would you take your waifu on a date?
Delete system 32.
Hello.
hi
What
McDonalds
the nobody cares cookie
Shadys back?
>Pic related
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Hey mercy
I mostly joined out of boredom, and to see if anyone recognized Fran
In the DnD?
To the movies. Cheese horror movies probably
How are you?
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hi
Fuck it, Homura's question is better. I'd take her to a nice restaurant for lunch, go to the library and read the shit out of some books together.
No
The E&E
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Why would you do that to yourself?
Install hammer
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>implying she'd want to
She just wants to get PoTG for once
raisin?
hey
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hello
claimed
Good, not really doing anything right now, how are you?
Use it for target practice.
No, your question is perfectly fit and something I'd like to know about every user.
I simply don't feel like I need 3D and Homura is too perfect as a character.
Afternoon!
I have no clue, probably some fancy restaurant that'll overcharge. Or the state park.
No more
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Yes
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For a bow or a slingshot?
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I wanted the cool alien mask in PayDay 2, duh
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This right here is my favorite part.
A gun you communist.
Tokyo.
Nah
Hey Shizuru
Still in DnD, our evil party is being evil
What the fuck...
Not only did someone fap to this, but someone else had to fucking draw this
Well since she loves carnivals I'd try to take her to those. If none are held I'd probably take her out to dinner and then some drinks at the Old Market Square aka the longest bar in the world. Then I'd take her to the river and sit there together until the bus came
Mercy is basically a compensator for my mother being shitshow of a parent. A kind, intelligent older woman who would totally look after me, cuddle me ad infinitum, and actually bother tending to my emotinal needs instead of screaming at me for crying. On top of that, fit chick with nice tits, and pretty much Aryan to boot. Not to mention she's probably filthy rich and I'd be able to be a househusband. 3D could never achieve all this.
Where do you tink i am?
Hey, this is a pretty good QoTT. I guess the Imhoff Chocolate Museum in Cologne.
Study long study wrong. In my mind, Shiro is ideal for me, and I just don't think a 3D woman can even compare to her. Oddly enough, I think when I thought about switching it strengthened my love for Shiro, but I'm rambling on too much.
How has your guys' day been so far?
Working on an electronica version of Morning from "Peer Gynt"
Slavland?
Nice.
A communist country.
fine yourself?
Probably just McDonald's. There aren't many options in a South American country.
>Homu has to answer too.
Fine on my side too. Been up for about 20 hours, I should probably head off to sleep soon.
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Perfect.
No
Also no
>Why do we have waifus?
Not sure I have by all definitions.
>Why have we selected fictional women to be in love with and fantasize about loving us in turn?
I didn't select shit.
>Is it because they're genuinely our ideal woman and 3D will never match up?
That's simple for once. Yes.
>Is it a counter for our crippling loneliness?
Probably.
>In the case of the latter, I find it ironic that this defense mechanism actually causes further alienation and loneliness in a self-perpetuating cycle of lonely, find waifu, obsess over waifu, and then be lonely more because of it.
Defense mechanism? I love whatever I want. It also can't make you lonely beyond being alone.
>Am I thinking about this too much?
No.
It's not about WHERE you are with you're waifu.
We just murdered a blacksmith over a 1 gold piece. What the fuck
Are you in Britainistan? Commiefornia?
To my bed
only if you want to
Find a necromancer to make everything ok again
What should I dump next?
Hi Fran.
Syndra lives in your ceiling. Wherever that may be.
Well, you're close to slavland though.
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It looks like her chair is about to fall over and she's reaching out for assistance.
In other news, I have 90 turns left in my Civ 5 game, it only took 20 turns to take over Eygpt which has so far been my longest war so I have plenty of time to remove the nigger jews.
Bullshit anywhere that isn't America is communist.
Nice, take over the town and start an evil empire.
>I simply don't feel like I need 3D
You don't look at porn or anything?
That's okay. Our rogue set fire to a house while most of the party was inside it. I almost had my wolf maul his genitals after.
Junji Ito stuff.
Do it.
I swear if you dump any stupid weird hentai bullshit I will track you down and murder you.
Well someone's a spoilsport.
Fine, anything in particular?
This
GYO GYO GYO GYO
Woke up, I'm doing better than yesterday.
Gonna eat something, then I don't know.
Had something typed out, browser closed out.....
It was Lithuania, right?
Or somewhere in East Europe
We are like level 1
Yaoi
What the fuck is this party
We are getting the fuck out
We were going to distract distract the dude while we stile this