MLB general: /lol/ edition

LAD:Kershaw (back) return indefinite due to pain
LAA:Nick Tropeano diagnosed with tear in elbow
SF:Pence (hamstring) could resume rehab Wed.
BOS:Koji Uehara diagnosed with strained pectoral
CLE:Brantley experiencing more shoulder issues
MIA:Yelich drives in both runs in extras victory
LA:Utley's homer, three RBI lead Dodgers to win
NYM:Rivera drives in winning run to down Cubs
NYY:Castro homers, drives in four in win over O's
STL:Padres vs. Cardinals postponed due to rain
TOR:Estrada (back) expects to return this Friday
TOR:Bautista (toe) begins rehab assignment Wed.
ARZ:Greinke (oblique) played catch on Tuesday

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Syndergaard, Matz, and deGrom will blow out their arms

Just like Harvey did

Royals

>will
first 2 are already in the process

at least they're not blowing out their backs lol
how's that rotation lookin pissboi?

Thoughts on this?

reminder that SOLER, DG, and Tiki are posting with their tripcodes off

just DG and the weeb mest trip

SOLER and Tiki are MIA

Take the L, Mets fans

>mets win a game
>DG takes his trip off and devotes 5 hours of his life to posting the same 5 things he's been posting since mid 2015
never fails
bit late for me though, i'll check in on it tomorrow

>im taking off my trip

ftfy

Hold this L in the meantime

>Matz, deGrom

they already had tommy john

>Syndergaard

probably

And they'll get TJ again or their shoulders will go

indians

>MLB
>/lol/
Disgusting

Reposting my trade proposals for Miller and Chapman

Nats get Miller
Yankees get Joe Ross

Nats get Chapman
Yankees get Eric Fedde and Reynaldo Lopez

Indians get Miller
Yankees get Brady Aiken and Bobby Bradley

Indians get Chapman
Yankees get Brady Aiken

Dodgers get Miller
Yankees get Jose De Leon and Cody Bellinger

Dodgers get Chapman
Yankees get Grant Holmes

Cubs get Miller
Yankees get Kyle Schwarber

Cubs get Chapman
Yankees get Ian Happ and Dan Vogelbach

LMAO imagine being THIS obsessed with Deus Godke

Imagine taking THIS many L's in your life that you literally cannot stop obsessing about Based DG

it's the middle of summer, dumbass

Royals

RIPIP Pooholes.

F

>tex ass

HEADHUNTERS

>cheering for an injury

I have a shipment of L's for Mets fans that need to be signed off for

>Imagine wanting gargle the cum and piss of the Mets' pitching rotation so much that you literally can not stop talking about them

i have a pretty early shift tomorrow, and it's not like i enjoy attracting (You)s from mysterious anons who totally aren't DG
mets won though, so i can go to bed happy

>guys im done bye xP

>is already back

L

What's wrong with him?

I'm getting scared.

Based Daddy Godke

> Reddick

Windians

>being this fucking new
that's literally the first hot /mlb/ meme from this year

>pujols on fire since the break
>takes a breaking ball to the helmet

God damn you rags

That's my waifu desu

TOMMY

You're doubting the GOAT? He'll pull through

>breaking ball

Pretty stoked for the weekend series fampai
I don't know how the hell the O's got the series in Progressive (left field wall apparently) but doing good vs a strong team is good feels.
If only our meme korean didn't break from holding the offense together ;_;

JOHN

...

shit I didn't realize he was that fucking big

how the fuck did we ever let him go

Relax he's got 7+ years to figure out his problem.

a cute!

HUNTER

kek

...

;_;7

>CLE:Brantley experiencing more shoulder issues

>Sanchez
>Estrada
>Happ
>Syndergard

man that'd be good

I saw the news from last week looking for that picture
RIP
He has his make or break moments (often inducing cardiac arrest) but dude's bro as fuck. And sounds like he might be on the upside of the Cleveland pen from what I've seen of posts here.

do you want to make the playoffs or not?
because Detroit will be very happy to get there with Miller or Chapman

Why should the Indians overpay for a closer when we need a 7th/8th inning guy? It's just not smart in the slightest. There are better options out there pricewise that will get the same job done. Trading for a closer probably won't plug the gaping holes Detroit has in their rotation

every jays thread im in has the saddest fans ever. Insulting players like Josh Donaldson for making the occasional mistake, or shitting on Aaron Sanchez for giving up a single run. Jesus Christ, the Jays could have a team of all of the best at every position and fans would still complain. Give it a fucking rest, everyone's allowed to make the occasional blunder. Fucks sake I hate being a Canadian sports fan sometimes

>Why should the Indians overpay for a closer when we need a 7th/8th inning guy?

BECAUSE YOU PUT THE NEW GUY, ESPECIALLY MILLER, TO PITCH WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO YOU DUMBASS

It's gonna be tough going into your ballpark and winning the series, especially with no top 3 starting.
I'm just glad though they can take refuge in Baltimore while we deal with the convention lel.

FYTH injured himself going down some stairs while holding his kid over the break, but that might be a blessing in disguise even with the state of our bullpen.

Allen can and should move to setup if we acquired Miller or Chapman, but I get what you're saying about overpaying since you'll have to outbid the Nats, Cubs, Giants, Rangers, etc to get it done.

>Chapmeme

Who can stop them?

Don't @ me unless your team hasn't lost since the break.

>Coco Crisp

How many games out do you consider being "out of the race"?

I usually think anything in the double digits and it's over.

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Well even with no top 3 starting, Tillman is starting vs the Yankees and that's our only real chance at a sure W. It'll come down to pens and lately I don't quite trust these who's we seem to have in abundance now, even if yours has been bad.
I'm hoping on a 2-1, the swing will be determined by whether Ubaldo starts or not. Still, Tribe always a p comfy adversary.

test, go baseball

>3 game losing streak to the stankees

it's happening bros the meme is finally dying

>a fake SOLER trip
just what /mlb/ needed was tripfags impersonating each other, we're approaching 2013 levels of tripfag circlejerking

>rags

how can she slap?

anyone have a webm of familia raping that poor ghost after beating the cubs?

I'm not impersonating, I really want to suck Jorge Soler's dick

>memeiners losing to the whos

Confirmed shitattle most meme team?

>Crowing about a three (3) game losing streak when only two were to the mentioned team
>Letting Boston take your 2nd place spot in less than a week

Are you that fucking desperate leafs?

I guess Kluber is the best pitcher in the bigs now

>whos lose
>fanbase out in full shit posting force

>whos win
>fanbase nowhere to be seen

what a bizarro team

That's not how you spell Jake Arrieta you stupid bitch

>LITERALLY
>LOSING
>A
>SERIES
>TO
>OAKLAND

if anyone is a meme, it's you my friend :)

I forgot Kluber going on Sunday but even then his starts are all >run support.
Bauer got his drone stuck in a tree and broke it the other day so maybe he'll use some of autistic rage to have a solid start. Tomlin + Camden might not be good with the dingers he gives up, though maybe he can keep them to solos.
>battle of bullpen fires
Should be fun.

But muh pitcher wins.

CAN YOU SPELL JAKE ARRIETA?

>Letting Boston take your 2nd place spot in less than a week

the fuck, they've been no 2 for months now

oakland is like the blue jays dumpster, they have too much intel

PILATES

Did I get that right?

>Crowing about a three (3) game losing streak when only two were to the mentioned team

shit the win over boston felt like a win too, I got confused

you'll lose tomorrow

>implying stroshit games count

As series was a tie senpai

>Tony Sipp's on cum

>reddick gets away with it again

really makes you think

Should've said semen since Semien scored.

>2-8

>rags

HE DOES NOT dO STEROIDS, HE IS THE BEST PITCHER IN BASEBALL

semien has committed an error every single game ive watched the As play, hes pretty awful defensively

>L10 2-8
>1 game above .500 on the road
>rags
EXPOSED
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You were in 2nd at the break, on a rise, as the Sox looked like they were slowing down.

You think THE Stroman can hold it vs the sneks? One happening or another you aren't gaining ground lad

I was just going for the alliteration.

>rags got me crossed up
see

More like the Toronto Blow Gays am I right?

you are correct

...

>Phils have lost 2 straight extra-inning games to the Fish

The Marlins are elite desu. Another SP and we're set.

Is there a better contracts than Yelich's? 7 years at 49.5 mil signed last year. Crazy.

The Angels are so fucked for the future. They lost another promising youngster to tommy john.

They need to trade Trout now. Get an established starter like Fernandez from the Marlins and a couple of prospects. We need to jump ship now. Don't care about the winning streak. Just worsen our chances at a good draft pick.

How's our former meme asian been so far?