Wtf is this?

wtf is this?

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A spider.

house centipede

Does it have a health bar?

Ur mum

insert in pooper

ye it says 666

silverffish.
They try get inside your ears when you sleep because they feed on ear wax

House centipede, I had one a few weeks ago on my desk

That's a silverfish. They're fast and creepy

thanks for ID
whereabouts are these most common?

bro tier house centipede. eats all other bugs. spooky as hell.

The beast of my nightmares

also checked

house centipede. Can bite but will eat any other insects / spiders in your house.

dubs are truth

Centipede. Watch out as some leave a nasty bite

this is a silverfish ya dingus

scutigera coleoptrata, very common and can be as big as you thumb

>will eat every other shit in your house
>not aggressive but bite hurt like hell

Cool.

House centipedes, keep them around because they love spiders!

I used to think they were silverfish too, found out last year that they're a kind of centipede.

>pic is of a silverfish

why the fuck would people think these are silverfish? you can look at a fuckin picture of a silverfish and clearly see that it's something completely different

Sentient demon moustache. I kill them immediately. They only appear at three in the morning when I'm in the bathroom with my dick out. Frankly, I'd rather deal with spiders.

+1

they look gnarly but seriously aggresively hunt down all the little pests you dont want. ive seen them chase, kill, and eat cockroaches, spiders, flies if they can catch them...

what A Idiot

Looks like a house centipede

if I find another insect I'll make them fight

Yup, house centipede. Can bite, but only about as bad as a sweat bee sting (unless you're allergic). I think they're cool as hell.

Scutigère véloce

>It may often be seen darting across floors with very great speed, occasionally stopping suddenly and remaining absolutely motionless, presently to resume its rapid movements, often darting directly at inmates of the house, particularly women, evidently with a desire to conceal itself beneath their dresses, and thus creating much consternation.

Ha.

who writes this shit?

Lol the ear myth.

Do it
And show us

If dubs, touch with penis.

keep it alive. This thing eats coackroaches at an impressive rate, and it's armless to human despite its awful appearance. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata

youtube.com/watch?v=kP8Wv8x5TL0
a fucking badass

Have you ever taken shrooms before?

I love this

>who writes this shit?

"In 1902, C. L. Marlatt, an entomologist with the United States Department of Agriculture, wrote a brief description of the house centipede:"

Ya dingus.

...

looks about right

scutigera would win a fight against most insects you'll find in your house.
But keep in mind that an ant colony would eventually win despite huge casualties.

Wow..you must live in a real shithole.

no
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Oh, I skimmed over that bit. I was assuming it was another submission by a random person who wanted a chuckle.

youtube.com/watch?v=HCUGFg6bNTQ

fuck

Seriously everywhere

DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME THREAD! PADDLES STAT!!

Burn it with hell fire OP...it's the only way.

just have to catch the fucker first
it's the corner of my room I can't reach him

check this tho:
youtube.com/watch?v=1_K7Tp97PsE

a bug

You are smart

That looks an evolved housepeed. aka silverfish.

tfw marching wasps

thank fuck i live this far north so all these fuckers freeze death

>Nazi wasps