Wake up

>wake up
>your're a turk
What do you do?

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Go play turkish oil wrestling.

Run my hands through my pubes on my face

Go under a frige

Go into Raid

put my picture in the right direction

Act like the way this guy showed me.

Kidnap anzu and force her to eat egg

Kebabs

Beat up my cosplaying gf

>shoot myself in the head
>live for weeks

get stabbed

Be loved and cherished

Go buy some premium tobacco, a nice Turkish handgun, and chat up a Turkish qt3.14 (not the Kurdish girls).

Praise Ataturk, fugg Comars.

Fix the picture before uploading

>be Turk
>get shot 3 hours into the new year

Being fetishized in pornography is not the same as being loved and cherished.

Lead the Tengriist revival and create a pan-Turkic state

Tipini sikeyim.

>Germany and France
>Turgay

People fantasize about exotics, not about the guys they see everyday. Your list is sheit.

>Germany - Turkish
Can't make this shit up

biji biji

Marry anzu.

>new turkish restaurant opens up in town
>i stalk the owner's facebook trying to find out if she's a gulenist

What's wrong with me lads

>South africa-Indian
Finally a win for the loos, good for them.

Ein döner mit scharf bitte.

kek ulan her seferinde gülüyorum şuna

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Under the fridge
Raid myself
With all six legs

Masturbate.

Take Anzu to mosque and teach her to cover her awrah like a good Muslimah.

rape something

Open another kebab shop in my town.

R8

commence my daily activities

Gas myself

Return Anatolia to the Greeks and kill myself after accomplishing this good deed.

Immigrate to Germany for the gibsmedats.

>Mfw they turned that ugly mosque into a shopping mall.

Move to Trabzon, buy a run down house with a bit of land around it. Live in the eternal rain and fog, growing tea and disliking Kurds

They should turn every mosque into a shopping mall.

Who the hell needs to pray these days? Anything you'd want to pray for you can buy instead.

10/10

come home hırvatpaşa

Exterminate myself

I will also marry a 3/10 Laz girl

continue sleeping

Wake up in Germany.

Occupie

have children

Go outside to genocide some Armenians and Kurds.

go to some turkish resort
find a russian girl
seduce, impregnate and dump her

repeat

Shoot the russian ambassador

>Trabzon

Arabs from gulf countries ruined the city unfortunately.

>go to laz lands and get tea and cheap firearms
>joke about greek and armenian genocide
>fight with some russian tourists
>get accused of being a k*rd 137 times
>smoke hookah and drink raki at the end of the day while blaming the problems on syrians

>Wake up in Germany.

He looks gorgeous desu.

>Kenya - Somali

crawl into a hole like a good roach