>wake up
>your're a turk
What do you do?
Wake up
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Go play turkish oil wrestling.
Run my hands through my pubes on my face
Go under a frige
Go into Raid
put my picture in the right direction
Act like the way this guy showed me.
Kidnap anzu and force her to eat egg
Kebabs
Beat up my cosplaying gf
>shoot myself in the head
>live for weeks
get stabbed
Be loved and cherished
Go buy some premium tobacco, a nice Turkish handgun, and chat up a Turkish qt3.14 (not the Kurdish girls).
Praise Ataturk, fugg Comars.
Fix the picture before uploading
>be Turk
>get shot 3 hours into the new year
Being fetishized in pornography is not the same as being loved and cherished.
Lead the Tengriist revival and create a pan-Turkic state
Tipini sikeyim.
>Germany and France
>Turgay
People fantasize about exotics, not about the guys they see everyday. Your list is sheit.
>Germany - Turkish
Can't make this shit up
biji biji
Marry anzu.
>new turkish restaurant opens up in town
>i stalk the owner's facebook trying to find out if she's a gulenist
What's wrong with me lads
>South africa-Indian
Finally a win for the loos, good for them.
Ein döner mit scharf bitte.
kek ulan her seferinde gülüyorum şuna
Vape: youtu.be
Under the fridge
Raid myself
With all six legs
Masturbate.
Take Anzu to mosque and teach her to cover her awrah like a good Muslimah.
rape something
Open another kebab shop in my town.
R8
commence my daily activities
Gas myself
Return Anatolia to the Greeks and kill myself after accomplishing this good deed.
Immigrate to Germany for the gibsmedats.
>Mfw they turned that ugly mosque into a shopping mall.
Move to Trabzon, buy a run down house with a bit of land around it. Live in the eternal rain and fog, growing tea and disliking Kurds
They should turn every mosque into a shopping mall.
Who the hell needs to pray these days? Anything you'd want to pray for you can buy instead.
10/10
come home hırvatpaşa
Exterminate myself
I will also marry a 3/10 Laz girl
continue sleeping
Wake up in Germany.
Occupie
have children
Go outside to genocide some Armenians and Kurds.
go to some turkish resort
find a russian girl
seduce, impregnate and dump her
repeat
Shoot the russian ambassador
>Trabzon
Arabs from gulf countries ruined the city unfortunately.
>go to laz lands and get tea and cheap firearms
>joke about greek and armenian genocide
>fight with some russian tourists
>get accused of being a k*rd 137 times
>smoke hookah and drink raki at the end of the day while blaming the problems on syrians
>Wake up in Germany.
He looks gorgeous desu.
>Kenya - Somali
crawl into a hole like a good roach