I live in a small British town like pic related, I have a large free house, and a car at my disposal. It's 23:45

I live in a small British town like pic related, I have a large free house, and a car at my disposal. It's 23:45.

dubs decides what I do, will deliver with timestamps.

Go and piss on Shakespeare's house

Pick up some 17 year old chav and do her up the bum.

I don't live IN pic related, I just live in a town LIKE pic related.

Well that doesn't help. How am I supposed to know what historical monument you should go and piss on?

Run around town looking for postboxes, each time you find one drop a firework in and run. Webm it

Roll

Go to the town centre and shout Allahu Akbar.

Frame a Muslim for terrorism

spray paint a dick on a cow.

Fireworks indoors

Go and catch some pokemon

Sounds like you live in Bridgwater. Do a massive shit in the wetherspoon pub on the floor. Pick it up with tissue and draw a smiley face on the cubicle wall.
Me and my bro would do this whenever we went on holiday. We called it poop wars and tried to out smear each other

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Piss in the mail box

Drive naked in a busy street.

Nice

Reroll

checked

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fuck, kek has will'd this. Thanks kek you boring fuck.

That's Stratford-upon-Avon

As if this won

piss out of your window