Would you Sup Forums?

Would you Sup Forums?

Rules:
You HAVE to look at the cats neck

You must kill it all the way, head off and all

Trips determine what happens to kitty

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I can't tell if this is bait.
Who the fuck wouldn't do this for SIX BILLION dollars?

For six billion? Fuck yeah. What a stupid hypothetica proposition.

Nigga I would do that for only 6 trillion dollars let alone a 6 billion

I think you're confused.

#BLM

fuck I'd do it for about tree fiddy.

If anyone says no they are lying

sure dude.
why would i not?

Know your math/currency

Yep, without regrets.
For 6 billion dollars i would even fry and eat the cat.

I would do it for like 1000 bucks

Trillion is more than billion.

i would pay you

I'd do it for free

I would do it for a cheeseburger

i kill cats without taking money,so yes

ITT, edgy kids who say they'd do it for free.

I'm honestly not sure about this.

me three

Fuk u up nigga,

I'd kill it like Germans are killing the Assyrians

No

I'd do it right now to anything and anyone for free until I get respect

will probably do it for 600

Fucking idiots that would mean the u.s is 1000x more in debt than 20 billion instead of the other way around. That's literally incomprehensible.

This guy is trolling the newfags

Cancer thread aimed for cancerous faggots, what did you expect? How else they can show their "toughness" and "edgyness" if not through threads like this? Just cringe and browse away.

Same
Respek is the only currency i understand

U never know who ur talking to .. U call a black man My nigga but he might kill u u don't know.. Could be anybody

yes

Poor kitty does not get killed by OP.

I pay 100 trillion dollars for its good fate.

For 6bi you can change the cat for my dick.

yes

i would do it for 10000,0000,0000

i found a seagull that was hit by a car.
i took it home, and it was clearly dying. this was 5am, and i couldnt just throw him in the trash alive. and i didnt know how long he was gonna live.
and if i let him be on the ground, then cats would get him.
so i placed him on the lawn and put a napkin over his face.
then i got an axe cut cut off his head.
i got bird-fleas from him btw lol.

i fucking love cats, but for 6 billion, then sure.

ffs fucking soft americans

I kill strays occasionally anyway, so of course I'd do it if money was involved.

For 6bil, I would fucking gouge it's eyes out then kill it for 6 billion. Hell, I might even give it a texas funeral.

are you joking I'd 360 no scope backflip chop that fuckers head off and chew it like gum for 5 months for one billions dollars

I'd do it for a grand. Definitely would for 6 billion. Shit, I'd do it to 1,000 of them for 6 billion.

>implying i wouldn't do for 100 usd top kek OP

i like you.

>implying it's not Zimbabwe dollars
>implying the money is worth more than a slice of bread
>implying Sup Forumstards needed that money for the deed

this

i'd rather cut my dick off

Does it have to be that piece of shit knife? May I use something more efficient? Like a butcher's knife? Does using a bigger knife discount my prize?

For six billion dollars I would spend 8 hours a day, 5 days a week slitting cat throats for the rest of my life

Id do it once for $600

I would try but ultimately pussy out (no pun intended)
I wouldn't be able to live with the guilt

May I eat the cat after killing him?

I would do it even for 250.000€ dollars or less man...

I'd do it to you for $6.

Yesssssss

I would use the dull end of the blade for 6 billion dollars, and toss the rest of the litter into a blender.

Hell I have done that for free

I'd do it for $10

Yes of course

Bow before the EdgeLord

...

Nigger for 6 billion I'd eat it raw.

>billion

why do faggot libtards keep making the amount outrageous

Who the fuck wouldn't. Jesus christ you're talking to Sup Forums here. Most people here would do it for free

KLM kitty lives matter

Is this public knowledge is it being filmed?

Is it edge when you really have?

long line of farmer, country, and cavemen edgelords watching from the clouds then

This.
It's fucking obvious nobody would say no to 6 billions.
Hell for 6 billions I'd probably bomb and take down an entire building full of people.

For 6 billion, I would kill so many kittens they would make it illegal to deny it happened, and have museums about it

600? probably not

6,000? i'd consider it

60,000? i'd do it

6,000,000,000? Fucking moronic for even asking

You are going to seriously going to get hurt

>6 trillion > 6 billion

lol what

I would fucking eat its head while it was alive for only 6 mil.

And I love cats.

I would eat that cat alive with no knife for 1 billion
Throw it up and eat the throw up

A trillion? I would do it for only a zillion ..hell maybe half.

I would do it for like three fiddy.

In which of the world's currencies would this six billion dollars be?

'Cause like. Six Billion Nigerian Nignog Bucks would be like twenty-five cents here.

i would do it for 3 quid lad

Show me 100$
Then we talk

Six billion dollars? I'd do it for a fucking bigmac.

Had done worse for free.

so all I have to do is hold a knife to the cats neck for a second for 6 billion dollars? OK.

Op says you must remove the head

Kill it all the way

Check my 7

roll

nigga i would do that for 20.

Obviously. You could then save millions of animals with that money and do so much good. Anyone who wouldnt is a fucking idiot who cant think things through

This

Why not?

>The cat will suffer / it's a living being / etc.

I love eating meat. It would hypocrite cry for the cat's pain when I promotes every fucking day the meat industry, where thousands of animals suffer. And the goal of the industry is irrelevant. It's doesn't matter if the meat will be eat or not: it's about the pain.

ye b0i

Pain is temporary, pride is forever

Never

I'd do it for 6 million. And I love cats
There would be alot of chemicals afterwards.
Let kittah go

gtfo fuckin pussy

I would hate myself and probably have nightmares and be full of guilt for the rest of my days, but for 6 billion dollars....I probably would.

money can buy you therapy,problem solved.

That makes you a nigger.
Let the cat live

For six billion dollars i'd ozzy the fuckin thing

Glory is forever

for 6 billion i even accept killing 6 cats

True and at the end of the day, it's an animal. I could use that money to open up a lot of animal shelters to save other animals.

If it were my doggo though, no amount of money on earth could ever make me hurt her.