Would you Sup Forums?
Rules:
You HAVE to look at the cats neck
You must kill it all the way, head off and all
Trips determine what happens to kitty
Would you Sup Forums?
Rules:
You HAVE to look at the cats neck
You must kill it all the way, head off and all
Trips determine what happens to kitty
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I can't tell if this is bait.
Who the fuck wouldn't do this for SIX BILLION dollars?
For six billion? Fuck yeah. What a stupid hypothetica proposition.
Nigga I would do that for only 6 trillion dollars let alone a 6 billion
I think you're confused.
#BLM
fuck I'd do it for about tree fiddy.
If anyone says no they are lying
sure dude.
why would i not?
Know your math/currency
Yep, without regrets.
For 6 billion dollars i would even fry and eat the cat.
I would do it for like 1000 bucks
Trillion is more than billion.
i would pay you
I'd do it for free
I would do it for a cheeseburger
i kill cats without taking money,so yes
ITT, edgy kids who say they'd do it for free.
I'm honestly not sure about this.
me three
Fuk u up nigga,
I'd kill it like Germans are killing the Assyrians
No
I'd do it right now to anything and anyone for free until I get respect
will probably do it for 600
Fucking idiots that would mean the u.s is 1000x more in debt than 20 billion instead of the other way around. That's literally incomprehensible.
This guy is trolling the newfags
Cancer thread aimed for cancerous faggots, what did you expect? How else they can show their "toughness" and "edgyness" if not through threads like this? Just cringe and browse away.
Same
Respek is the only currency i understand
U never know who ur talking to .. U call a black man My nigga but he might kill u u don't know.. Could be anybody
yes
Poor kitty does not get killed by OP.
I pay 100 trillion dollars for its good fate.
For 6bi you can change the cat for my dick.
yes
i would do it for 10000,0000,0000
i found a seagull that was hit by a car.
i took it home, and it was clearly dying. this was 5am, and i couldnt just throw him in the trash alive. and i didnt know how long he was gonna live.
and if i let him be on the ground, then cats would get him.
so i placed him on the lawn and put a napkin over his face.
then i got an axe cut cut off his head.
i got bird-fleas from him btw lol.
i fucking love cats, but for 6 billion, then sure.
ffs fucking soft americans
I kill strays occasionally anyway, so of course I'd do it if money was involved.
For 6bil, I would fucking gouge it's eyes out then kill it for 6 billion. Hell, I might even give it a texas funeral.
are you joking I'd 360 no scope backflip chop that fuckers head off and chew it like gum for 5 months for one billions dollars
I'd do it for a grand. Definitely would for 6 billion. Shit, I'd do it to 1,000 of them for 6 billion.
>implying i wouldn't do for 100 usd top kek OP
i like you.
>implying it's not Zimbabwe dollars
>implying the money is worth more than a slice of bread
>implying Sup Forumstards needed that money for the deed
this
i'd rather cut my dick off
Does it have to be that piece of shit knife? May I use something more efficient? Like a butcher's knife? Does using a bigger knife discount my prize?
For six billion dollars I would spend 8 hours a day, 5 days a week slitting cat throats for the rest of my life
Id do it once for $600
I would try but ultimately pussy out (no pun intended)
I wouldn't be able to live with the guilt
May I eat the cat after killing him?
I would do it even for 250.000€ dollars or less man...
I'd do it to you for $6.
Yesssssss
I would use the dull end of the blade for 6 billion dollars, and toss the rest of the litter into a blender.
Hell I have done that for free
I'd do it for $10
Yes of course
Bow before the EdgeLord
...
Nigger for 6 billion I'd eat it raw.
>billion
why do faggot libtards keep making the amount outrageous
Who the fuck wouldn't. Jesus christ you're talking to Sup Forums here. Most people here would do it for free
KLM kitty lives matter
Is this public knowledge is it being filmed?
Is it edge when you really have?
long line of farmer, country, and cavemen edgelords watching from the clouds then
This.
It's fucking obvious nobody would say no to 6 billions.
Hell for 6 billions I'd probably bomb and take down an entire building full of people.
For 6 billion, I would kill so many kittens they would make it illegal to deny it happened, and have museums about it
600? probably not
6,000? i'd consider it
60,000? i'd do it
6,000,000,000? Fucking moronic for even asking
You are going to seriously going to get hurt
>6 trillion > 6 billion
lol what
I would fucking eat its head while it was alive for only 6 mil.
And I love cats.
I would eat that cat alive with no knife for 1 billion
Throw it up and eat the throw up
A trillion? I would do it for only a zillion ..hell maybe half.
I would do it for like three fiddy.
In which of the world's currencies would this six billion dollars be?
'Cause like. Six Billion Nigerian Nignog Bucks would be like twenty-five cents here.
i would do it for 3 quid lad
Show me 100$
Then we talk
Six billion dollars? I'd do it for a fucking bigmac.
Had done worse for free.
so all I have to do is hold a knife to the cats neck for a second for 6 billion dollars? OK.
Op says you must remove the head
Kill it all the way
Check my 7
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nigga i would do that for 20.
Obviously. You could then save millions of animals with that money and do so much good. Anyone who wouldnt is a fucking idiot who cant think things through
This
Why not?
>The cat will suffer / it's a living being / etc.
I love eating meat. It would hypocrite cry for the cat's pain when I promotes every fucking day the meat industry, where thousands of animals suffer. And the goal of the industry is irrelevant. It's doesn't matter if the meat will be eat or not: it's about the pain.
ye b0i
Pain is temporary, pride is forever
Never
I'd do it for 6 million. And I love cats
There would be alot of chemicals afterwards.
Let kittah go
gtfo fuckin pussy
I would hate myself and probably have nightmares and be full of guilt for the rest of my days, but for 6 billion dollars....I probably would.
money can buy you therapy,problem solved.
That makes you a nigger.
Let the cat live
For six billion dollars i'd ozzy the fuckin thing
Glory is forever
for 6 billion i even accept killing 6 cats
True and at the end of the day, it's an animal. I could use that money to open up a lot of animal shelters to save other animals.
If it were my doggo though, no amount of money on earth could ever make me hurt her.